If your movie is gonna be 3 hours long then I need it to contain between 6 and 12 specifically crafted songs, each with its own choreography sequence featuring multiple locations and costume changes these are the rules, sorry
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It's really cool. They are very careful to not spoil things with their prompts & summaries. It's just "when so and so does such and such, that's a good time to leave."
It used to be a web site, in the Before Times, when the web wasn't mainly just a few sites full of screenshots of the others.
This just triggered my memory of Dancer In The Dark, the Lars Van Trier musical with Bjork as the lead, a movie targeted to a viewing audience that scientists are still working to identify except they keep killing themselves before they finish watching it. I liked it.
The Return of the King, but the scene where Aragorn/Gimli/Legolas arrive at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields with the Army of the Dead is one massive choreography.
I literally said this last week! I’m not sitting through 3 hours of anything without some big song and dance numbers and an intermission to get snacks and use the bathroom.
Bollywood has been making films perfectly this whole time.
This was the original plan for Revenge of the Sith but then it got scrapped at the last minute and replaced with scenes of people sitting and talking on couches.
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I chose a lull point in Avatar 2 and when I got back it wasn't the third act yet so win win for me bladder
It used to be a web site, in the Before Times, when the web wasn't mainly just a few sites full of screenshots of the others.
Bollywood has been making films perfectly this whole time.