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nameshiv.bsky.social • 17 days ago

how the fuck is this real lmao

Billionaire board members feeling peer pressure to take drugs with Elon because if they don't they think Musk will be angry and cut them out of his companies and life. The world is so stupid.

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tlbodine.bsky.social•17 days ago

Isn't this the plot of Wolf of Wallstreet

chemiwizard.bsky.social•17 days ago

Just waiting for some FBI agent to see him doing drugs in the capital offices and just haul him in.

nanners-annie.bsky.social•17 days ago

At least he's got company?

esghound.com•17 days ago

Have u read the story on his breeding cult that he runs through SpaceX HR?

https://www.wsj.com/business/elon-musk-spacex-employee-relationships-8bca2806?st=ncKgc9

carolotta.me•17 days ago

the board has been k-holed

sraars.comrades.social•17 days ago

How do they go about their day with no spine?

wordsaladwithcheez.bsky.social•17 days ago

Hitler salute, Stalin parties, next up: Gaddafi bodyguards.

jdbuffington.com•17 days ago

I feel like anywhere Musk is must look like the inside of Xerxes tent in 300, but, WAY less sexy.

lolsob.bsky.social•17 days ago

They're letting a fucking dweeb peer pressure them into social drug abuse in the most boring uncoolest situation possible. Are they board members or they contractors?

lolsob.bsky.social•17 days ago

There is no way in hell that man has social capital independent of $. Which dickbag tanks a social media site to the point that people STOP using it? He took a brand people used to brag about owning & made it UNCOOL for people to own it.

lolsob.bsky.social•17 days ago

He made brain implants sound terrible and made space launches synonymous with exploding failure.
He has the reverse midas touch for social capital.

lolsob.bsky.social•17 days ago

He would get wiped in the villain charisma sweepstakes by Dr. Evil. I've seen more compelling Koch brothers.

izabella2001.bsky.social•17 days ago

I’m really embarrassed for Nikola. He doesn’t deserve this. Look at him, he’s perfect

authoramalia.bsky.social•17 days ago

Okay but
The way this reeks of his own insecurity that he has to pressure everyone else to do it with him is WILD.

queengwenevere.bsky.social•17 days ago

Historic levels of Guy With No Friends Buying Friends

authoramalia.bsky.social•17 days ago

Buying friends BADLY even.

tadethompson.bsky.social•17 days ago

All I know is, anybody who says my villains are paper-thin on the plausibility side is getting smacked.

ALL FICTIONAL VILLAINS ARE PLAUSIBLE NOW!

authoramalia.bsky.social•17 days ago

I have been saying for YEARS now that if we wrote these characters in books people would call it unbelievable nonsense.

troyliss.bsky.social•17 days ago

John Rogers’ anecdote about actual CEO statements in literal court transcripts being too overtly, cartoonishly evil to use in LEVERAGE scripts is evergreen.

queengwenevere.bsky.social•17 days ago

YUP

I think we can now officially put any wild ideas we want into fiction, anything goes, nothing is too implausible compared to reality.

izabella2001.bsky.social•17 days ago

his need for universal approval is super weird in light of his mom showing up doing free PR, and at her age

angleintraining.bsky.social•16 days ago

Sign of a true addict. Also who is supplying the drugs and are they illegal drugs and who is the buyer?Perhaps he needs to be deported and put in an encampment.No one is turning him in to law enforcement for being a drug pusher?They should not take drugs as he is forcing it so they won't tell on him

nameshiv.bsky.social•17 days ago

historic level loser

izabella2001.bsky.social•17 days ago

how quickly can we make this happen?
Like ahistorically fast?? Can we start teaching this at all grade levels immediately?
Also, why aren’t ‘the boys’ being called Tesla Twinks?
Rub the cool kid vibe off til it hurts

spiderseverywhere.bsky.social•17 days ago

this is like how stalin collectivized his drinking problem

spiderseverywhere.bsky.social•17 days ago

groonk.bsky.social•17 days ago

Bringing 80s high school movie bullies back with a vengeance.

superhans40.bsky.social•17 days ago

The Nazi parallels just keep getting stronger.

korgx3.bsky.social•17 days ago

Wait, I've seen this one before

storyslug.bsky.social•17 days ago

Which drug was it that accidentally made that one libertarian realize that other people have feelings?

miniver.bsky.social•17 days ago

MDMA!

sazeracla.bsky.social•17 days ago

That was MDMA, if i recall.

sparrow70.bsky.social•17 days ago

Mushrooms might work too. A largish dose for that all important ego breakdown

hapchem.bsky.social•17 days ago

I thought Korean/Japanese people (salarymen?) had to go out drinking all night with co-workers or be ostracized which was a problem for nondrinkers and women.

djmccann.bsky.social•17 days ago

So this but even weirder.

cynbelterreus.bsky.social•17 days ago

You can bet those 20 somethings working with Musk are all fucking high on a lot of shit probably

denniswatson.bsky.social•17 days ago

When I was a teenager my late father told me that drug abusers inevitably end up in one of three places; jail, hospital, or the morgue. My experience tells me that he was right, I’ve seen it play out over and over again. If you are too rich for jail, that only leaves two options. Time will tell.

littleredyarn.bsky.social•17 days ago

Kinda feel like he's going down the road that Tony Hsieh did. https://knpr.org/show/knprs-state-of-nevada/2022-04-04/drug-use-mental-illness-that-led-to-zappos-ceo-tony-hsiehs-death-revealed-in-new-book

cosmichomicide.bsky.social•17 days ago

Pretty sure the gift article is long expired, but it's apparently a C-Suite thing.

pfrank13.bsky.social•17 days ago

https://youtu.be/DvSQzhOhDO8?si=1Y9IAzsPrHuehkAi
Smoke this or we have a problem!

reidangela.bsky.social•17 days ago

He has coke head mentality!

rubberduckcanuk.bsky.social•17 days ago

So weak

scabadooo.bsky.social•17 days ago

do rich people not have parents that teach them concepts like honor, dignity, and self-respect?

entrelac.bsky.social•17 days ago

How do you think they got rich?

scabadooo.bsky.social•17 days ago

appreciate y'all but that was a rhetorical question

yosuffvonjohn.bsky.social•17 days ago

No they don’t they have parents that throw money at them .

porchcryptid.bsky.social•17 days ago

So if Elon was ever detained, he'd actually sober up for the first time in a while?

alkalinesky.bsky.social•17 days ago

Jesus fuck, I hope he ODs soon.

rayanselmo.bsky.social•17 days ago

Shades of Josef Stalin and his record player (IYKYK).

mlco.bsky.social•17 days ago

I suggest someone sends some truly good enhanced stuff to them for personal consumption

mrjohnmuller.bsky.social•17 days ago

I'm gonna start making guests to my house snort a line of taxes, to make sure they aren't billionaires.

keyboardbrawl.bsky.social•17 days ago

High school house party-ass mindset.

deafsubaltern.bsky.social•17 days ago

Maybe as they poison their own brains and weaken, they will end up sanotaging themselves and putting all that currency back into circulation. Once an addiction starts, it will drag you down the road long past your intended stop.

bhashakids.bsky.social•17 days ago

I’m telling y’all to call the police and DEA over these kids working for Elon!

Because drugs in a federal building are illegal

https://www.dea.gov/submit-tip

pinkoscare.bsky.social•17 days ago

Everything they're doing in those federal buildings is illegal. The police don't care.

bhashakids.bsky.social•16 days ago

They have to enforce the law. We have to try anything to slow them down

pinkoscare.bsky.social•16 days ago

The police do not have to enforce the law.

brightsunsmedia.com•17 days ago

OD the 1%

jrosew.bsky.social•17 days ago

Gosh could musk just keel over from an overdose? (Wishful thinking??)

ripplepig.bsky.social•17 days ago

May they all get meth teeth.

sapphoandgrits.bsky.social•17 days ago

You know, my mom told me all about peer pressure and how to stand up for myself and set boundaries, and also how to cut out toxic friends. I was nine years old.

madz123.bsky.social•17 days ago

Do Not Resuscitate

gulkachol.bsky.social•17 days ago

If someone had submitted this as a script they would have been thrown out of Hollywood for being on drugs themselves.

brunhilde2525.bsky.social•17 days ago

This is the kind of shit we teach our children to watch out for. And to have enough self respect by age 15 not to let some choad bully you into being a loser with him.