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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com • 83 days ago

we are unimaginably fucked

Reposted from Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a resolute floof

Nope. Absolutely the fuck not. www.reuters.com/legal/transa...

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decmusicology.bsky.social•83 days ago

KAVANAUGH: Well it says right here in my ChatGPT that the 14th amendment doesn't protect birthright citizenship, so...

vanillaquark.bsky.social•83 days ago

Worse. With AI, we're unimaginatively fucked.

haylzz.bsky.social•83 days ago

heavy sigh........

slherring1.bsky.social•83 days ago

📌

sleestak.bsky.social•83 days ago

A Voight-Kampf machine that results in you being a Replicant 100% of the time.

unoservix.bsky.social•83 days ago

your honor, the AI gave the glove extra fingers, meaning it does not fit, and therefore you must acquit

gawndeeee.bsky.social•82 days ago

Imagine Chat fucking GPT giving you 30 years in the cell

megustocarne.bsky.social•82 days ago

Honestly…I really really am starting to imagine that absolutely happening

seriousguy.bsky.social•83 days ago

i asked chatgpt wether to grant your appeal and it told me to reject it

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•83 days ago

It’s fine AI is great at parsing

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joy.bleak.life•83 days ago

Far from me to be an apologist for dumb tech hype, but I would venture the cow's religion indeed may matter, particularly in matters involving it's life or death

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•83 days ago

Can AI determine the cow’s religion in time for me to serve the tripe at a Seder

locke2300.bsky.social•83 days ago

Only Hellbound cows for my table thanks

thepalinode.com•82 days ago

Hannucow

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•82 days ago

Kowsher

meatymaid.bsky.social•82 days ago

Ba-moo-ch hashem

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•82 days ago

Mooses

thepalinode.com•82 days ago

Jemoosalem

spiralrings.blue•83 days ago

So barbarism it is then?

iamsock.bsky.social•83 days ago

I’m sure AI will do a better job than me in chemical safety too

newfie.bsky.social•83 days ago

The even more fucked thing was the mention to textual/originalism. We are basically going to get to the point were the reasons for decision are "Well the computer said this was a plain language understanding of the law and therefore..."

jhoblin.bsky.social•83 days ago

I get the implication but i am fairly certain this judge didn't use it to help make his decision. I think he instead had a case that he knew about and was testing to see if it also knew what it was talking about

propellor.bsky.social•83 days ago

I went on an app date with a lawyer last week and she was saying around 1/4 of her job has been turned into being forced to use and then provide feedback on some language model tool they’ve been trying to implement which is pretty grim.

shuchancellor.online•83 days ago

I worked on telecoms in 2022 and they were integrating "AI" into workflows and everyone agreed, bottom to top, it was dogshit but c-suites were forcing it down our throats

jeanlucbacardi.bsky.social•83 days ago

There are some genuine use cases in the legal world, but it's pretty much just doc review type shit. And even then you're gonna have to double check everything with a human so even that's dumb. It's all both grim and stupid

no-mods-no-masters.bsky.social•83 days ago

Real monkey's paw shit for anyone who wants to cause pain to lawyers.

michaelhamrick.bsky.social•83 days ago

Hallucination arguments should be an automatic 'get out of jail free' card...

klezmerstyle.bsky.social•83 days ago

oh this absolutely ought to overturn the decision

mithos343.bsky.social•83 days ago

Remember a few days ago when people were saying the online left had a "Luddite program"

kayla.inarizushi.club•83 days ago

realizing we are too dumb to handle a computer that lies to you has sunk my already rock bottom regard for our society to new, impossible lows

undeadlobster.bsky.social•83 days ago

Software engineers are gonna start a Luddite cult before they unionize

shuchancellor.online•83 days ago

TheLuddites were correct and good

oshaseleven.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yikes

olivekosheluk.bsky.social•83 days ago

In my experience, I can make chatgpt agree with anything I say by presenting it with a plausible-sounding counterargument to its claims

oweknow3.bsky.social•83 days ago

Dude, what is happening??? Why is everyone still stuck in the hype/great unknown phase with fucking generative chatbots????

At least those other ones just make terrible pictures but at least you have a terrible picture at the end

fu9ar.com•83 days ago

How do we even deal with that level of judicial misconduct? Apparently bribes are fair game, and now they can use autocomplete to come up with judgments? Press the center autocomplete suggestion until you have your verdict and sentence. Have a nice day, citizen!

tomusher.bsky.social•83 days ago

why bother even thinking about anything anymore. no need to consider art, justice, ethics, morality at all. just get the AI (powered by Google!) to do it

bravodiscourse.bsky.social•83 days ago

cant wait for our future judges to have gotten their BAs and JDs by relying on chatgbt to think and then using it to rule on all their cases 😍

atlift.bsky.social•83 days ago

ChatLGBT

no-mods-no-masters.bsky.social•83 days ago

To be fair the dumbest person in any courtroom historically has been the judge so this may not make things worse

cranialnervous.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yeah given supreme court makeup, this could actually improve decisions (it won't)

incompleteness.bsky.social•83 days ago

But the law is always arbitrary - anything to do with justice is more accidental than intentional ...

smellbringer.bsky.social•83 days ago

ChatGPT was a mistake.

sunderedmarches.com•83 days ago

This is especially funny in contrast with how much law school and the bar are intentional misery machines to extract money from students and create a walled ecosystem for graduates

Once you get through, no one gives a shit about rigor

tmshannonauthor.com•83 days ago

The judge can start by working for free

punkskunkwillow.bsky.social•83 days ago

Free my man luigi his work is not done yet

marshallb19st.bsky.social•83 days ago

AND unimaginatively fucked.

diahane.bsky.social•83 days ago

How did they even become a judge if they think the bullshit chatGPT spews is usable?! Those LLMs don’t even have access to the latest legal developments as most scientific papers are paywalled. Asking them for legal stuff is basically just going on some legal advice subreddit

wilmathoughts.bsky.social•83 days ago

let's do Sam Altman next

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plankysmith.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yep

dyluns.bsky.social•83 days ago

no, nononononono, it's *back* we are so *cough cough cough COUGH COUGH COU-HACK,OH GOD COUGH* back

dyluns.bsky.social•83 days ago

goddamn it might be joever

doothewop.bsky.social•83 days ago

Jesus christ

shcdemolisher.bsky.social•83 days ago

Time to burn it all down and restart this civilization from scratch because we are too stupid to live.

undeadlobster.bsky.social•83 days ago

Ooh, I remember finishing that chapter. Wait till you get to the thing that makes you realize how little time we actually have to fix anything

I used to think i got the shaft being a millennial, but gen alpha is gonna be stuck here to see it get a lot worse

kevlarunicorn.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh, we'll be fine! Look how well using AI to approve or deny claims worked out for UnitedHealthCare!

collaterly.bsky.social•83 days ago

the court sentences you to *checks notes* live in Toronto from 1975-1977

notaname.bsky.social•83 days ago

don't worry, the poster in the replies talking about the quick 'n' easy communist revolution clearly has everything figured out

barriospeedwagon.bsky.social•83 days ago

Can we opt for Judge Magic 8 Ball instead?

I tend to trust chance more than hallucinating AI

acinixys.bsky.social•83 days ago

Hey man, some guy on reddit said in 2012 that jaywalking should be punishable by death, and all the judges use ChatGPT for their rulings now, so that's how I ended up on death row.

briangoofingoff.bsky.social•83 days ago

Judges trying to be CEOs? 🤯

jbcreates.bsky.social•83 days ago

Given the last decade, I'd trust Chatgpt before I'd trust any judge in this country.

iplayguitarbad.bsky.social•83 days ago

Imagine having a lifetime appointment, the thing you've worked your whole life for. You have speaking engagements, you largely manage your own schedule with almost no accountability. You have total control over anyone who interacts with you. And you choose this. What a lazy piece of shit.

iplayguitarbad.bsky.social•83 days ago

Literally his one job - interpret and apply the law, and he can't even be bothered. It should earn him an immediate impeachment (probably one of the 2 or 3 things that he can even lose his job over). And nothing will happen to him while he continues to ruin lives while being a lazy PoS. Pathetic.

daniel.556gauge.com•83 days ago

We could all meet in person, buy guns, And practice using them together

uaeeconomist.bsky.social•83 days ago

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/we-are-unimaginably-fucked-mh0._OvZQ1CXAAZ2Zq8qnw

chefguevara.bsky.social•83 days ago

jesus fucking christ