who is the most powerful person to have eaten a costco chicken bake? probably like tim walz but it'd be cool if it was the prime minister of japan or the pope - ThreadSky

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com • 47 days ago

who is the most powerful person to have eaten a costco chicken bake? probably like tim walz but it'd be cool if it was the prime minister of japan or the pope

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hashizu.me•47 days ago

I couldn't find any pictures of him at the food court but there's at least a possibility

heartonastick.bsky.social•47 days ago

That should be how you get to be pope. Which of you cardinals can eat the most Costco chicken bakes, you get to pretend to talk to God.

thejjharris.bsky.social•47 days ago

that would be Kid Rock, Lauren

philippos42.bsky.social•46 days ago

[sigh] fine, because this made me laugh so hard

puppypartypit.bsky.social•47 days ago

Mr beast

isolinearchip.bsky.social•47 days ago

I know for a fact Richard Kiel ate a chicken bake (he shopped at my dad's Costco all the time) so he's my answer. "But Claire there are more powerful people than Richard Kiel" I don't care

philippos42.bsky.social•46 days ago

Read this as Richard Kind at first; totally accepted it

isolinearchip.bsky.social•46 days ago

Richard Kind would murder a chicken bake, that's a fact

whatsupspence.bsky.social•47 days ago

Now we need @vinnythomas.bsky.social to do a vid of him as the pope eating a chicken bake.

mcleemz.bsky.social•47 days ago

me. im strong,

solana77.bsky.social•47 days ago

This is a fucking great thought exercise. I’m going with Warren Buffet

infiniterest.bsky.social•47 days ago

George Foreman

shannoninsea.bsky.social•47 days ago

This is the content I’m here for.

napendragon.bsky.social•47 days ago

Dalai Lama gave it fourteen big booms, one for each manifestation of his being.

biggyab.bsky.social•47 days ago

Josh Gad

elephony.bsky.social•47 days ago

Feels like decent odds it's Oprah

bryanjoiner.bsky.social•47 days ago

You know Warren Buffett smashing that

ikapoz.bsky.social•47 days ago

Idk, Costco seems a little bougie for old WB. When i ran into him once in Omaha he was getting a street dog from a vendor working out of an igloo cooler.

bryanjoiner.bsky.social•47 days ago

lol. maybe he splurged. as a treat.

marketingcjr.bsky.social•47 days ago

If it was a thing during his term, Bill Clinton.

freeloosedirt.bsky.social•47 days ago

Whatever Charles Barkley lacks in famousness as compared to other celebrities, he likely makes up for in the sheer number of chicken bakes consumed.

jwdtucker.bsky.social•47 days ago

Didn't Xi Jinping do an exchange to rura Iowa in the 80s?

jonny290.com•47 days ago

id be shocked if warren buffett hasnt eaten one in his buick century or w/e

kithrat.bsky.social•47 days ago

the rizzler. ignore his power at your own risk

danzyl666.bsky.social•47 days ago

Could you imagine Big King Chuck eating a chicken bake?

herzogshoe.bsky.social•47 days ago

Doubt it was at the height of their power, but I think Bill Clinton, W, and Chris Christie are safe bets.

mayormug.bsky.social•47 days ago

big justice, easily

runnerrun.bsky.social•47 days ago

RIP Teddy Roosevelt. You would have loved a Costco chicken bake

corvosol.bsky.social•47 days ago

imagine being the vicar of Christ and not knowing the simple pleasure of a costco chicken bake

fish2k.bsky.social•46 days ago

Didn’t Robert Durst get arrested for trying to steal this menu item – or one very much like it – leading to The Jinx, and the reveal that he chopped up a guy and also murdered his wife and friend? Not powerful like Warren Buffet, but more powerful like Dirty John, so erm, yes.