Trump drops the demeaning "governor" stuff and calls Carney by his correct title
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That’s the tell — Trump is backing down.
I wish that were the case, but he’s actually just trying to influence our upcoming election.
Melania has not (yet) gazed upon Mark Carney the way she lit up when looking at Trudeau.
Trump is really insecure. It drives alot of his behavior.
Probably because he didn’t write that.
Guess an old dog can learn a new trick.
Too late. Trump is a small little child with a country as his toy, and Russia pulling the strings. US has been in an active war with Russia since his first term. I can only hope Military leadership is in the wings ready to stop this destructive nonsense very soon.
We could all use a good laugh

Trump isn’t jealous of Carney

https://youtu.be/mZJc9ksu1AM?si=qRFGYDnlrZmJ_SKe
“thank you for your attention to this matter”

Translation

Thanks for finally talking to me
This is interesting! Why isn’t Felon Trump acting like the dickwad he is?
Because he wants us to think that Carney is his preferred candidate so that we vote for Poilievre.
...interesting he says he'll meet with Carney after the election...does he assume Carney will win? Doubt he'd spend a whole lotta time w/ an outgoing PM...
AND no more 51st state talk either!

SEE?!?!?!?

CARNEY IS SHOWING HOW TO HANDLE A BULLY
He can still go and fuck himself. If he tries anything we're taking out the bridges.
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Of course. He cowers when the people he attacks fight back.

Also, Melania isn't going to be French kissing Carney anytime soon.
Because a weak lil boy only goes after who he thinks he can bully. With Trudy he knew he was leaving so he wouldn't have to deal with him so let's act rough.

Tariffs are not going his way he will beg CND to call a truce and blame Trudy.

Also:Barron should have duel citizenship. Just saying
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The 2 reasons why von shitzinpants hates Canada:
1. Trump tower Toronto lasted less than 1 Scaramuchi
2. Baron

ROTFLMAO
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So someone told him that the annexation shit isn't popular. Fucking finally. What a god damn stain on our countries history.
Sure he is just trying to hurt Carney’s election chances by complimenting him
Possibly, but I'm trying to find some silver lining in the trash fire that our country has become because of him.
By contrast, Keir Starmer has ordered a golden back scrubber to take on his next visit.
Trump is TERRIFIED of Carney, and rightly so.

Carney (former governor of the Bank of Canada and Bank of England) knows every foreign financier and central banker of importance. He and his phone book can bring the US dollar and America’s economy to ruin.

No other leader has that power.
Influence for sure. Power over them, not so much.
No, power.

When you are $36 trillion in debt as the US is, you need foreigners to keep buying your T bills and lending you money. If they don’t, you go broke.

Nobody has greater sway over that decision than the central bankers on Carney’s speed dial.
Trump seems to believe Carney will win the election? Well that's good news.
Because he knows Carney isn't joking around & can't be bullied. https://youtu.be/KfijTwMIrEI
A lot of this has to do with Trump just not liking Trudeau
He’s still a Schmuck
He didn’t write that!
I know - for 3 reasons 1. It’s not 1 am 2. There are no all caps sentences. 3. There are grammatically correct sentences lol
Carney will run circles around this orange fuck.
Of course he does. Like any coward he’s spineless when it comes to it and he won’t mess with someone as serious as Mark Carney. Canada has blown up in his face. All his stupid shittalking means the liberals are way stronger. The world needs more Carneys, who won’t take shit from bully boy Trump.
Irrelevant. It’s time for Canada and the European Union to unite against Russia’s 47th Oblast, formerly known as the United States. 😎🇨🇦👊
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From Europe to Canada: join us in whatever form. Let’s do business, build political alliances and join our military forces. A house on fire, not like the US but in a positive way. Elbows up across the North Atlantic! 🇪🇺🇨🇦
😎🇨🇦🇪🇺✊
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This.
Best not to carry all your eggs in one basket.

See what I did there?
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Jesus H. Christ!! He thinks his dumb posts are now worthy of business letter complimentary closings. I CAN’T TAKE THIS STUPIDITY!
I doubt he wrote a single word of that.
That closing is a head spinner! It comes after vicious threats and invoking parallel universes.
Is this a HOA memo?
Carney hand him his ass. 🤣👏🇨🇦🍁 go Canada!!!
Carney is a thoughtful, experienced, intelligent grown-up who likely had no trouble at dealing with this squealing, spoiled child and also didn't believe a single word he said.
If the S&P were up 100pts instead, he would have called him Governor Carney.
There is a trick happening here
And we aren’t falling for it!
Carney is way smarter than
🍊💩🤡 by a long shot. I'm sure he is aware that the dickhead is plotting something
Dopey McGropey knows we all hate him and his bullshit up here, so he's trying to hurt Carney's election run by acting like they are buddies.

Because #ETTD
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Dude, like he wrote that. Look at the correct punctuation and spelling.
Fishing expedition
It’s just a distraction, so you talk about something else besides Russia invading Ukraine. Whatever you do, don’t talk about Kristi Noem s watch. Trump didn’t respect Trudeau because he was young.
He didn’t write that
Its a start.
Translation:
1. He did not speak directly to PM Carney.
2. The call was not productive.
3. Nothing was agreed upon.
4. Canada: Yeah, sure, after the election. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Wait for it…
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"elements of..."

Is that like "concepts of"?

Why not some normal common person phrases like, "we'll be discussing political, social, and economic issues"?
🙄
He actually never types anything himself.

He never used a computer either, never had an email address.

That's why he's so amazed at Barron being able to turn on a laptop...
Until Carney does/says something he dislikes...

Cheetos loves his insults.
Yea, he didn't write that
I would like to hear what the Prime Minister has to say about the call!
I came to say this too! That sounds very fishy! And we know all he does is lie!
Thanks. I really like Carney! I am horrified by what this monster incompetent idiot is doing to our country! I hate him! He needs to be stopped!
That does it, *today* is the day he became President
Nope. Canada make the deal with the EU. Leave us behind. Don’t get sucked into our garbage.
He’s trying to hurt Carney’s chances of winning our upcoming election by making it seem like they are aligned, but we aren’t falling for it!
Good cause the idiots in our dumb country fell for it.
He must be too furious right now to even type anything that someone else took his phone to write this message, ketchup must have hit the fan.
He'll post something later in all caps, insulting Carney for sure.
Way to do the presumptive close on the Liberals winning the election there Donold
Translation:
After Carney made it public he was breaking up with us and moving on, little man got worried and is attempting to walk some of this back.
I assume Carney will have to travel to the US since Canada doesn't admit convicted felons?
Trump has seemingly called the election results already too
The US approached us for the conversation. A position of weakness. His rethoric has toned down - oddly what his negociator was telling us to do.
This could solidify Mark Carney's win in April.
There's no way in hell Trump wrote that. It was his ghost writer for sure...
Someone wrote this for him, there are no exclamation points. Someone is reeling him back in a smidge. His internal polling must be awful.
I agree.... "extremely productive" and "immediately" would have been "very good" and "very soon" if it were him.
Sounds too coherent to have been written by Trump, don't you think?
Ohh, Absolutely.
Waiting for the after hours post, when it will have a temper tantrum.
Tail between his legs. What a joke
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The "thank you for your attention to this matter" part is pure stupidity
Why? Did Canada get the pee tape too?
He’s trying to influence our upcoming election.
Sounds like a setup to me
I don’t think Trump is capable of that.
Hes gonna try to imply he prefers Carney over Poilievres... dont get fooled by this dumb fuck please.
Why is he thanking Truth Social readers for their “attention to this matter”?
He's probably received so many letters from lawyers that end with something like this that he thinks it is a sign of respect and not a coded insult.
This reminds me that so much of what people like about Trump is that he’s unfiltered, speaks off the cuff. You know it’s all him when he speaks.

Which is a very roundabout way of saying “no one else could be this stupid”.
Donnie Little Balls folds.
I don't trust anything that comes out of the White House since Jan 20.

The message is too 'reasonable' for Trump. Something is not right, and the last sentence makes no sense.

Another shoe is going to drop!!!
I don’t trust anything that comes out of trump’s mouth since … ever.
Weekend at Donnie’s? Dare I wish it?? Seriously though, nobody from the WH is going to tell anyone when cholesterol comes to call… they will AI him for years to stay in power.
What a dick. Trump must have gotten some bad polling data.
So this was all because he was jealous of how Melania and Ivanka looked at Justin Trudeau?
He did not write this...no inappropriate superlatives or ALL CAPS. Someone's trying to be nice by being respectful...that is NOT Felon 47.
Why couldn't he do this since the beginning of this shit show, instead of threating them & throwing turds at them, since November ?
Did Chat GPT write that??
lol "thank you for your attention to this matter" wtf is that.
i guess the canadian conservatives finally got through to him that hes super unpopular in canada and killing their campaign
Yes, that’s exactly what this is in response to! Not gonna fall for it.
"Thank you for your attention to this matter..." Like it is some kind of legal document, all mister big pants needing to sound official. I think I grew out of this in middle school?
This shocks me. Carney may have the key. I hope he becomes Prime Minister.
Let this be a lesson to big law, news outlets and the like. It’s elbows fucking up, not capitulating that works with this guy. Talk to him in a language he understands. Oh, and a well informed electorate that backs doing the right thing even if it hurts.
Where can we get one of those electorates?
Seen a guy at Home Hardware this morning with an “Elbows Up” sticker in his car. Also saw my first “Bought this before we knew Elon was crazy” sticker.
Too late. He knows Repugnants have lost the midterms and their power will be zilch.
Is this where we play the whip noise?
No way drumph himself wrote something that cogent.

Regardless of what the sock puppet says, no one in the administration is capable of even the appearance of that kind of respect.

The red states are already dependent on the blue states for handouts, cripple their economies until they break.
Who signs a tweet "thank you for your attention to this matter"? That's super weird.
It's his little thing where he pretends he's America's boss and his tweets are staff emails
Hmmm. Do we think he actually wrote this himself? It seems too coherent.
No I think he spoke with Carney. Who maybe kissed his ass a bit.

Or stuffed him down.

Or he’s freaked about the market.

And he wants to appear conciliatory. Not that he would have said it like this tweet. But in what he conveyed to the human printer or the golf caddy guy caused them to write
It like this.
Would not trust him and if I were Canada I would move forward with their plan for the divorce .
No idea, and probably not, but it's his social media brand at this point. I hate it
Translation

Thank you for finally taking my call
Don’t forget the AI embedded in the systems he uses. Could be that, too.
He’s been doing that a lot lately. Don’t know what the heck he means by it but it looks stupid an foolish! It’s almost like he’s play acting
it means carney led him around in a collar and gimp suit in the hour long phone call and he has to save face by being "Mister Business"
Kick #trumplardo in the nuts if you can find them. They're tucked up his ass, if he has them at all.
Carney likely talked “economic” circles around Trump.
Wow, assuming Carney wins. I’m shocked Trump isn’t pushing for Pollivere.
No Trump is trying to bait and switch. Trump is so unpopular in Canada and he and Musk had endorsed PP and now PP is tanking in the polls due to that connection. So they are all now backpedaling and trying to make it seem like Trump prefers Carney. AS IF! Carney has his number and Trump knows it
Bully instincts calming down .
I feel like someone edited this for him.
Did the lack of CAPITALS give it away?
Carney said it yesterday. This period of friendship and mutual cooperation between Canada and the U.S. is over. Canada will suffer, but the U.S. will too. And don’t threaten Canada because they’re aligning with Europe. You’ve destroyed American leadership in the world.
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Nobody should stay in a relationship with an abuser.
Moreover, don’t threaten Canada, we haven’t lost a war.
If you all burn the White House a 2nd time I bet you’ll get more cheers than 1814:)
Oh I didn’t know that happened?
Yeah I had been reading up on it just now. It seems they were the British back then but that’s a small detail 😀
😂
Does this mean we should be considered that the man child got his way???
I see it as Carney stood up to him and Trump backed down.
Trump is easy to defeat if you stand your ground. Wish big law firms and corporate media would understand that.
I agree. If Carney had given up anything, Trump would have been bragging about it. This reads like somebody who’s been chastened. (Or, as others have pointed out, like an aide who was instructed to be respectful.)
🔴⚪️🔴 It’s telling that the readout explicitly states, “The Prime Minister informed the President that his government will implement retaliatory tariffs… following the announcement of additional U.S. trade actions on April 2, 2025.”

Direct. No-nonsense. 🇨🇦
https://www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/readouts/2025/03/28/prime-minister-carney-speaks-president-united-states-donald-j-trump
I love that about PM Carney. Direct, no-nonsense, won’t take any shit.
That's not rumps verbiage. He doesn't talk that way. Someone else is speaking for him again
Melania didn't have the hots for Carney
Sounds to me like Carney said fuck you bring it....
Interesting vibe shift.
In other unrelated news today,
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What do you agree on shithead?
Absolutely nothing. Nothing but lies to try and get Canadians to vote for Poilievre.
It's because it wasn't written by him
The tantrum post is coming.
Exactly
Two observations. 1) sounds like a KMart announcement 2) sooo jealous of Trudeau
Canada will continue to steer clear of economic relations with the fascist, pro-Russian U.S. government.

I vote Liberal/Carney.

Poilièvre is just a mini-Trump 1.0.
Good. We need trump Gone faster than you can say gone
Or a mini-Harper 2.0. You can bet Harper has been coaching PP for quite some time.
Pierre Lukashenko.
He probably thinks Mr Carney still owns the Bank of England.
This seems like it hurts him in terms of election but idk.
That’s exactly the point. He’s caused so much damage to our conservative candidate’s campaign that now it’s time for damage control by trying to come across as aligned with Carney. We’re not falling for it!
He’s trying to say nice things about Carney to make Canadians think that Carney is kissing up to Trump, so that the conservative can win against Carney in the upcoming election. It’s a tactic to help the conservative candidate who is polling so low.
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To say this the day after #PrimeMinisterCarney said that the relationship between Canada and the US as we know it is over, sounds more like the 🍊 💩 shitting his pants (again) as he realizes we will partner up with Europe and other countries and leave the US far behind.
Not sure about all of that, but I think he's taking Danielle Smith's advice to make things seem normal for one month before reverting to his normal self, specifically to help Poilievre.

But can he stay on message for a month? Or a week? Or even a day? All past evidence says no.
That's way too Machiavellian for Trump.
It’s his admin that typed that (which isn’t the 1st time this has happened) & carrying out that tactic; since real Trump is not helping the conservatives in CA & trying to reverse that. Usually when Trump tries to be nice, he usually says something stupid; so we know he didn’t type this.
Um, no
Maybe I'm being naïve, but seriously doubt that Trump possesses the rhetorical subtley required to carry out a strategy like that.
Someone in his administration posted that message on Trump’s behalf. It’s obvious by the wording of the message it’s not by the orange hand that typed that message. But the main goal is to bring up the conservative numbers …
It's certainly possible, but I disagree that it's obvious. It's got his unusual mid-sentence capitalization and some of his favourite phrases. If it was written by an aide, they at least did a decent job making it look like he wrote it.
The last sentence is the give away. It’s not him to thank everyone for reading his post; he only ever thanks himself or people who have shown blind loyalty to him. Also, “productive call”; usually he’d say “beautiful call”. Also he’d never drop the “governor” when addressing the PM of Canada.
Yes indeed, and thx be, I think most people can see that. Only the most truth blind of his minions are voting for Pierre now... The word is getting out about Pierre and Trump's IDU connection too...
Yep, nailed it! We’re not falling for it though.
Yep. Never, ever trust 34.
Reverse psychology at work!
This was also my immediate thought. Reverse psychology if you will. Carney should address this statement, say it was anything but friendly.
I don’t think that relying on Canadians being as politically inept as Americans is going to work.
Yes but you can't deny it makes Trump look like he's all "Now, let's not be hasty, PM Carney..." which is something he'd never EVER EVER do FOR anyone, least of all predestined loser Poilievre.
Which is why this was posted by someone else in the admin. After the conservatives in Canada were complaining that Trump is hurting them, his admin knows they need to do something to help them by putting out this post, making it look like the PM Carney is playing nice with Trump.
I’m sure Trump is not happy about this post, but is warned that if the conservatives lose in this Canadian election, it won’t help him.

So be warned Canada, don’t do anything to help Trump!
There is that possibility but it's too subtle for 34. The polling on 34's aggressions towards Canada is bad and remains bad even after his concerted hard sell that only began after the election. He's trying to save face now.
For him, yeah.
For his handlers, probably not.
He has fetal alcohol poisoning. He can't be controlled because he can't follow instructions.
I think this is the right of it.
There no way of really knowing because he is quite literally demented.
True 🤷🏻‍♀️
Trump makes it sound like
🇨🇦 Canada is doing HIM a favour.
Moron.
That’s because he didn’t write that one.
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Absolutely didn't.
Who cares who wrote it. There had been posts that were not written by him before that made mention of 51st state.

If the official position of POTUS is to no longer speak of annexation/invasion, it's a welcome change.
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Exactly. Someone else wrote it, it sounds like a human instead of a trump.
sure but nonetheless he let someone else write it that way. we'll know it's real if he isn't back on his bullshit within 48 hours.
I don’t know…the incorrect capitalizations sound like his work.
Sounds like Susie!
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No spelling or grammar errors? Not Trump.
You mean his babysitter took his phone from his widdle orange hands for a few hours? He must have been busy on his knees in front of Putin again
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More likely his dementia is really bad today and he has no idea what's going on.
Or he let Grok write that tweet.
🤣🤣👍💯
He's probably playing golf
It's Friday...
So that’s a yes to the golf?
Sounds like anybody who writes in complete sentences.
Stephen miller he speaks for the president and acts on behalf see the signal chat
The level of gossip.... 😅 😅 😅
Yeah, I don't understand why people keep thinking he writes all his truth social posts. It's very clear which ones aren't his.
Rants with insults and wrong information: Trump
Posts where he seems sane, like with details of policy and mostly proper grammar: Not Trump
Exactly
no random caps
👍💯
Obviously.
There's definitely not enough all caps.
Signs off like it’s a business letter “thank you for your attention” 🤦
No, he wrote this one. Only Trump signs off on a tweet like it’s a fucking letter from 1905.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-the chemist
100%
PM Carney, it's best to not trust a fucking word that comes out of that disgusting monster's mouth.
Please, sir, stick it all up his ass and make him crawl on his belly like a reptile.
Please.
I wrote about this some a few days ago, but the Canadian appetite for a trade war could best be characterized as hungry. American appetite for trade war is low. Trump doesn't want to lose control of the trade war - but he still might. Note his "After their election": https://substack.com/home/post/p-159936992
This was a good piece.

What’s changed since you wrote it is Carney calling the election, standing his ground on Trump’s BS (Governor, 51st), heading straight to Europe & saying explicitly “it’s done. 🇺🇸’s not our friend or ally”

🇺🇸 politicians don’t get how “done” 🇨🇦s are. We’re cobra-chicken mad!
Canada Geese. One of my favourite birds and I consider it an honour to be 'cobra-chicken mad' as hell!

#CanadaStrong
#CobraChickenMad
😂

Me, too! 👊
He’s also admitted Carney is going to win.
Only after our PM threatened to refer to him as President Mushroom Dick. 🍄🍆
It’s one of those things he only says on Fridays.
He's just doesn't like Trudeau because melania wanted to grab him by the ... balls.
There's zero chance he wrote that. His caregivers saw a chance to save him from himself on a day he's probably too out of it to fight them.

Expect a new string of curses tomorrow when he figures out what happened.
The "thank you for your attention to this" implies that he's just instructed us to do something. Softening us up.
Well, in fairness, Melania never looked at Carney like this.
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Much better.

Schooled.
Someone else probably wrote that. Trump was probably too busy throwing ketchup to do it.
Thank you for your attention? Like…what?
‘Cause Carney ain’t playin’.
Isn’t that what a coward does when you challenge him he backs down.He realized Canada had no fear.
Barron wrote that.
Canada shpuld cease to initiate calls with Voldemoron.
trump initiated it.
It was Trump who initiated according to Mr Carney.
He did.
It's temporary.
He'll resume insults soon.
The “Thank you for your attention to this matter” crap kills me.
So weird, isn’t it? 😂
Not at all...

Trump is a total "fanboy" of strong, powerful men. He is in awe of Carney's strength & is trying to be submissive.

Trump doesn't respect Poilievre bc Pierre is much too weak.
I agree. He is intimidated by his superior intellect. I was actually referring to the “Thank you for your attention to this matter”
Which is totally nonsensical in the context.
haha Yes.
😊😊
.........that doesn't read like trump wrote it. holding my skepticism til there's a statement from carney.
thank you!! "very constructive" from the canadian side as well is encouraging... the lack of respect towards our greatest ally has been so upsetting, idk what changed trump's tune but maybe at least one international relationship can be salvaged.
i had seen that address! just do not trust the clown we currently have running our country (into the ground) whatsoever, but especially not to give an accurate assessment of a conversation with a foreign leader.
Canadians embody American ideals more than 40% of Americans
Bully baby is going Down
No CAPS. Trump didn't write this.
I am thinking that in a sundown episode he might forget the complete conversation and revert to name calling, this is an unwell person
Did he just confirm the results of the upcoming election?
We have an actual democracy. Leaders don't matter so much. Carney is PM for now. Come April 28th it could be PM Singh.
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Uh no
Singh has done it to himself. No chance until he steps away. NDP have some very good people but, it's lost with Singh at the helm
It won't be PM Singh come April 28th though because his party has been polling consistently in third place for Singh's entire time as leader and they're currently predicted to come in fourth in the election, with current seat projections predicting that they're going to lose 12-24 of their 25 seats.
A nice guy but the Canadian left understand that this election is existential both for the nation and everything the left have fought for. They are voting strategically to preserve both from destruction by Pierre Lukashenko and OrangePutin.
Trump didn't write this one.
It's also trying to suggest Carney is Trump aligned: trying to pacify upset Americans and influence Canadian voters to vote otherwise.
Canadians see right through this! We know exactly which candidate the orange guy actually wants to win, and it sure ain’t Carney.
Exactly!
I guarantee not one Canadian will buy this bullshit, unless they already have a mouthful.
Carney could always call him Convicted Felon Trump. So there’s that.
Thank you for your attention to this matter?
It’s been on his edicts for a week or so.
When you have an ex-Bank of England Governor going head to head with a six-time bankrupt, it is a very one sided discussion.
ex-Bank of Canada Governor, too.
Except he didn't write that. Let's wait for the 1 AM missive in all caps with spelling mistakes.
Trump is trying to trick Canadian people to make them think that Carney will bow down to him.

He wants Canadians to believe Pierre (Milhouse) Poilievre will stand up to the Trump administration in hopes that they will vote the Conservative Party in. He’s trying to kill the Liberal party momentum..
Yes, this is exactly it! 🎯
That was my first thought. He’s trying to nudge Canadian voters to vote conservative by pretending to like the liberal candidate.
Yup. I’m Canadian and my sense is that the majority of us won’t be tricked. The Conservative Party will definitely use this angle down the stretch run leading up to the election to sway voters.
Best wishes to you and the rest of our neighbors up north, from this born Michiganian, and fingers crossed your sense is right. What is happening to my country makes me cry, and I definitely do NOT want to see it happen to yours or any other. I hope one day we can be a good neighbor to you again.
The damage is done and will take quite a while to repair 🇨🇦.
Maybe he realized it wasn't getting the right effect that he thought it would. Or maybe it's because it isn't Trudeau anymore. Decides to try a new approach. That doesn't work either. Canada isn't taking any shit from trump.
Cons/PP: See, Trump likes Carney. Wants him to win.
Carney said he wouldn't talk to Trump unless he stopped the 51st State and Governor rhetoric.
And apparently Trump caved
I'm shocked. That man couldn't stop talking when he was threatened with jail, when he was fighting in court.
Trump is a bully and bullying is the only tool in the tool box so when someone stands up to him he has nothing to offer. Just like we were taught when we were kids. Shut the bully down. Actually I was taught to punch the bully but it worked
I think he’s intimidated by Carney’s superior intelligence to be honest.
We can hope.

More likely the invasion threats are trashing the likelihood of his handlers' getting their Canadian puppet installed who'd cave to them all, so now they're trying to make it look like they'd be friends with Carney so (some idiots) think it wouldn't make a difference for our election.
I think it can be both. This is calculated to influence our election for sure, but I believe that Trump is also intimidated by someone so obviously more capable and intelligent than he is. Trump is massively insecure.
Yeah, because his bullying tactic is not working on Carney. A lesson for all here.
Carney made respect a prerequisite to any dialogue at all.

Carney is a serious individual, not gonna take juvenal disrespect from a failed gameshow host.
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"Failed gameshow host" would be a step-up from #DonOLD's failures. Bankrupt 6X, convicted sexual predator, convicted tax evader, convicted campaign finance fraud, adulterer with porn star & publicly begging his daughter to have sex with him.
I love the fact that Canada called his bluff multiple times and Carney laid it on the line, this is how you deal with a bully “ bully them back” now Carney has Trumps attention!
That is definitely not a Trump written message. He is never that civil, respectful, or subdued in his posts. This is an attempt to make us believe that Trump and Carney are like-minded. The opposite of reality.
They most DEFINITELY do NOT agree on many things. Canada, y'all have him running scared, keep it up!
He’s trying to make it sound like they are cozying up to turn Canadians against voting for Carney in our upcoming election. Carney’s opponent is way more aligned with Trump, and that has decimated his chances of winning. This is nothing but damage control, and Canadians see right through it! 🇨🇦
I don't think Donald's brain is capable of that kind of calculation. I think it's more likely Carney found some way to temper him
Not saying that Trump isn't intimidated by Carney, cause I'm sure he is ...
It's not Donald's Brain doing the calculating. It's Stephen Harper's Brain doing it. He's the head of the IDU, the connection between Trump and Pierre and whole bunch of other right wing nasties. Their whole purpose is to help each other get elected.
Not that I don’t want to give credit to Carney, because I do, I just have zero faith in Trump’s ability to be tempered.
The missing puzzle piece: how do his existing handlers control him? What’s th leverage? We have enough years of behavior to see through actions what matters. It’s money, ya? Maybe Carney threatened to destroy the value of Trump’s dollars, terrifying him? Sounds… off. Idk. Thoughts?
I agree about his cognitive abilities. But there are plenty of voices around him that can explain how he’s decimated our conservative candidate‘s chances of winning our upcoming election.
I do believe he’s capable of understanding that a conservative leader in Canada equals an easier time for him.
Far too coherent to be written by Trump
Kind of funny how he just assumes Carney's party will win the upcoming election, too; dropping Pierre Poilievre like the sad sack of shit he is.
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Think is another con. PP’s numbers dropped because trump supported him. So trump will pretend to want Carney in the job. Luckily Canadians are not stupid.
They were dead in the water until trump stated his war on Canada. Trump winning elections for Liberals.😂
You know its interference..he knows conservatives will use it and start sh*t..
Also to distract from the Signal fiasco..
Also seems like his plans to make Canada a state was dependent on him winning.
Poilievre’s polling is so low he is about to lose his own riding to a first-time Liberal candidate 🥳

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Does #Sloganboy even know where his riding is ?
Apparently he doesn’t bother to campaign there - which absolutely tracks
I truly hope and pray 🙏 you are right about that Poillevre. Our polls showed the 🤡 losing and mysteriously 😖 it didn't happen.
Pierre is fucking incompetent and would sell Canada down the river. He is basically the male version of Danielle Smith. Plus his verb + noun sloganeering is incredibly played out.
That would be beautiful schadenfreude but I don’t think it’s happening.
The EKOS poll cited in that article doesn’t project individual seats. The article is from a thoroughly unreliable source.
Sadly I think it won't happen... although we can hope! Fanjoy certainly has worked hard.
https://bsky.app/profile/canadianpolling.bsky.social/post/3llfv4mtxnc2t
The Lettuce Truss of Canadian politics.
Ekos is often ahead of the pack of pollsters.
Seriously, who could vote for that smarmy grin. Reminds me of someone else with a smarmy grin ....🤔 ...🍊💩
Apparently that poll was skewed, but God, if Thou art listening…
We can hope 🇨🇦
He didn't type this. This is way too coherent and uses proper punctuation.

You can tell which ones are his and which are the pr team.
Election result is in then I guess?
One of the interns typed it quickly while Donold was having his diaper changed 👍
Daytime fecal incontinence is a symptom of fetal alcohol poisoning.
He also pretty much cuts Pierre Poivere off at the knees, assuming he has no chance to win. 🤣🤣
Good, but Canada shouldn't engage on ANY subjects unless the US can demonstrate a legitimate problem. BS about fentanyl or border lines should be ignored.

Trump's negotiating "strategy" is to present an endless list of made-up grievances and expect the other side to meet him halfway on all of them.
He’s full of shit. PM Carney just stated that the US-Canada alliance is dead.
It's cause Carney dogwalked him. Left Trump so shaken he couldn't even write his own tweet about it.
Dementia patients have good days and bad days like thid.
haha. Gaslighting drivel. Based on every other tangerine palpatine tweet. There is no way thats him. The use of grammar alone proves its AI. To quote him. Fake News🤡

Tonight at 2 am an all caps rebuttle will be him. lol

Elbows Up🇨🇦
He didn't write this
Could be part of the overt play to appear more closely aligned with Carney to sway Trump haters to Poilivere.
This! After Carney said the relationship is over and broke up with Trump now he's gonna play like there's a new bromance.
Standing up works.
He can't even do that right.
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😹Lookit the tip-guards! So he won’t do the dementia lean forward
Seriously, what is he standing on?
Standing on sand bags.
Stands for? Fuck all.
I don't think it is the lighting.....but the trousers look like a different fabric than the jacket. Mix and not-match?
Dressing himself in the dark again.
The painting on the wall! Are you kidding me!
And still believes he looks like that. Didn't look like that when the thing was painted, ffs!
Trump is a fucking bully. He will nice nice you, then punch you in the mouth. Don’t ever cosy up to a bully.
I guess Melania hasn't made goo-goo eyes at Carney yet.😂
Yet. Give it time. Intelligence is very attractive.
He looked at the stock market.
Syphilitic brain finally figuring out Canada ain't messing around and his bootlicker Poilievre won't be there to cave to him.
He seems to be conceding the election to Carney.
"We agree on many things, such as, Carney is not the governor of the 51st state. Thank you for your attention."
There's a lesson there for all the would-be capitulators
Trump didn’t write that
He also refers to the country as Canada and not our 51st state.
Those threats are only paused until we have our upcoming election. He has caused so much damage to the conservative candidate‘s campaign that he’s pretending to cozy up to the liberal candidate so people will vote conservative. But we’re not falling for it!
We are done playing nice and your orange idiot better realize that.
Elbows up 🍁
Could please let Carney know that I, as an American would cheer lustily, if he body checked The Tango Turd hard into the boards
And never mind keeping the stick on the ice.
There is no “high sticking” when it comes to resisting annexation.
There's no rules or penalties that exist when it comes to protecting your country! As a true American, I support everything Canada is doing and love the unity!! 💪❤️🇨🇦
Could not agree more. One American to another—and to all our Canadian friends.
Strong words when talking about a country that is a big reason for the Geneva Convention lolololol
Do not back down. We'll keep tripping him (he's tying our hands), y'all keep throwing punches.
Go for it. Please
Canada is nice to friends, always. We will never stop.

We are nasty to adversaries, always.

Only those changing from friend to adversary experience changes in treatment.
Did he ever call Carney governor or was it just a way to take Trudeau down a notch??
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

As if he's requesting customer service help him with a booking error instead of saying, "I've been threatening your country for weeks and have publicly announced plans to take you over and force you to be under my rule."

What a maroon.
Point is the orange mobster got disciplined by Carney telling him to bugger of with his tariffs. Trump is like all bullies a little coward who only terrorizes vulnerable people and groups. Carney will show him where daf*ck the music plays. Canada is Trump's Waterloo, mark my words.
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This mfr with the ‘thank you for attention on this matter’ shit on every post is just amazing. How soon before he issues an EO for a nationwide PA system that’s hooked up to a stupid little mic on his desk?
Why?

I'm not sure what he's doing this for.
He’s trying to make it look like him and Carney are aligned in order to hurt Carney’s chances of winning our upcoming election. Carney’s opponent is, in reality, very aligned with Trump, and it’s decimated his chances of winning. This is damage control, but we’re not falling for it!
Not by choice. PM Carney said there wb no conversations with him unless it was respectful and respected Canadian sovereignty- period.
I bet there is bronzer residue on the back of Carney's hand.
He didn’t write that
Just wait until they have another phone call and PM Carney says something donald doesn't agree with and he'll go back to calling him all sorts of names.

He's just that pathetic.
Carney gave the whiny orange baby some ice cream.
Capt Bonespurs is chicken...
He sounds to pleasant. Canada showed the world how to treat the bully. Showing he is weak.
Because Carney probably told him to eat shit and stop being a pathetic asshole. #RealMenTellItLikeItIs
I really hope so.
That respectful tone is totally sus, as the kids say
Very sus! I find it amusing that he thinks Canadians will fall for this pro-Carney act. We know which candidate he truly wants to win, and it ain’t Carney.
Exactly.
Very. Either Trump didn’t write that himself, or something else is going on
Carney dropped the gloves
He definitely did.
Since when does Trump say thank you?
Thank you for your attention to this matter?????
That was obviously all in an attempt to belittle Justin Trudeau because of this:
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Yes, it was Trudeau specifically.
No it wasn’t (although he did hate Trudeau too) Varney just drew the line on his day 1 and stuck to it.
Do you really think Trump cares about any line?
Who cares what Trump wanted. As long as carney hangs up on him, he’ll cave.
No one cares. But if the orange baby-man doesn't get the respect he thinks he's due, he'll start up with Carney, too. Trump wants to dominate everyone. As for Trudeau, I truly believe it was personal (as was the whole birther thing with Obama, because O ridiculed him in public).
Punch him in the nose even lightly and he'll fold like a house of cards. Someone just needs to tell him to fuck off and he'll trundle off with his tell between his legs, shouting "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!"
Maybe, or maybe if someone tells him to fuck off, he’ll do something far stupider to retaliate — or threaten it, which has the same impact on the markets and price stability.
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He cares about the Bottom line ! He cares that USA has lost billions in tourism directly because of his childish attacks on Canada . Billions in trade . That just my opinion , that’s the only line that matters to him $$$ bottom Line to him . He cares about $$ and wants to be worshipped
No, he cares about *his* bottom line, not the country’s. Big difference.
The creepy fellow watching on is the discredited former Australian PM.
That right there. Be funny if melania flees to Canada to date Trudeau
Eww!
even if you hate the guy (JT):

He's actually her age.
He's in shape.
Still pretty wealthy all things considered.
Far better looking.
Reasonable shot his dick still works.

They just have to be quiet until Donny doesn't have the key to the big red button lol
I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here by saying I don’t think the birther lady would be his type. I really believe he has better taste.
hahah i totally agree with you there, but from her perspective "the governor" is a significant upgrade
Joe Rogan's effect
Yeah, we’ll see if Trump’s new tone lasts even a 1/4 Scaramucci.
He was evidently railing this am? Must have got a look at his “reviews”.
He didn't write that.
That was obviously written by someone else.
Let’s see if he keeps up with the 51st state bullshit. Carney seems to be not one to be f’ed with
I don't see how they can keep that stuff from coming out of Trump's mouth. Once he's in front of the cameras, all bets are off.
It’s a trick! We think the crisis is over and we don’t go out and vote.
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" What exactly the fuck is that? It sounds like he's complaining to his landlord that the heat is on the blink.
His brain has fully leaked out of his ears and he just reaches for random business-y phrases that are still rattling around in there
This rings true
He has all the best words, he just doesn’t want to use them all up at once.
I'm wondering if someone else wrote the skeet. Language doesn't sound like him
Good point.
He's taken to using that as his closing message.
Psyops.
On Memorial Day he'll announce that he's eliminating the VA. Thank you very much for your attention to this matter"
There is zero chance TFG wrote that himself. A staffer most certainly did. That isn’t how he writes or talks. Maybe they took away his phone to lessen the damage?
Yup... it's not in all caps and mean. So....not him.
Oh guess he knows that Canada (Carney) is out of F’s with this dictator and he now respects!
Unfortunately, no. He’s trying to get Canadians to vote conservative by pretending to like the liberal candidate.

Canada is most definitely out of F’s though!
Oh plz Canada- if you vote Conservative you will be in Dictator/Authoritarian country like USA
Don’t worry, we’re not falling for it! Not for a second.
He's not attracted to Carney like he and Malignant both were with Trudeau.
Don’t know why we are even bothering anymore with the states. Carney said we were done with them and now are going to meet with them. Fuck that noise
Trump is an asshole. He didn’t write that.
To be fair, whoever of his goons wrote it is also an asshole. 😺
Just at a recent press conference.

Trump "I am not referring to Canada, but many countries have taken advantage of us"

WHAT the heck did PM Carney say to him!! LMAO!!

Carney has to be diplomatic, but he isn't going to be bullied, or disrespected. And he WILL play hardball. 😁

Elbows UP!!!
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I love it! Let’s hope it lasts, but I think Carney’s pushing back and being firm about expectations is working. Now we just have to elect him!
The ignoramus flops again. Who needs stability?
Until tomorrow and then all bets are off. JFC he’s an asshole. Anyway we’re all done with Y’all.
Trump did not write that.
digging a grand canyon sized hole so you have to dig yourself out of 1000 self-inflicted problems

masterful gambit, sir
It will change if Putin is still denied access to the northwest passage
Why does Trump always sound so stupid?????
Because he is?
😂
I dunno of it's true but apparently military college pegged him about 75 IQwise. Not bright.
😳
Fetal alcohol poisoning.
Because he is