if anyone would like to start beef with me on the internet please take a number and I will get back to you in 4-8 years when my capacity for bullshit is not completely overwhelmed by current events I reserve the right to extend this delay indefinitely - ThreadSky

rincewind.run • 53 days ago

if anyone would like to start beef with me on the internet please take a number and I will get back to you in 4-8 years when my capacity for bullshit is not completely overwhelmed by current events

I reserve the right to extend this delay indefinitely

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mamarose.bsky.social•53 days ago

I don’t know why I’m not following you. You’re so dang funny!

dickardo.bsky.social•53 days ago

you should screen applicants to make sure you both live a reasonable distance from the same Home Depot

notredale.bsky.social•53 days ago

vigneron.bsky.social•53 days ago

But I’m old. I might not last 8 years

riverodder.bsky.social•53 days ago

*checks oil, checks gas, turns run switch to On, pulls choke, presses start switch*
🐄💨

halfbreedrezman.bsky.social•53 days ago

Where is the beef? Is it a starter beef?

lizamazel.bsky.social•53 days ago

"weak beef"

petticoatdespot.bsky.social•53 days ago

What's the statute of limitations on this?

revocsid682.bsky.social•53 days ago

😄😅🤣

propolis-labs.bsky.social•53 days ago

American beef or eu beef

theegalitarian.bsky.social•53 days ago

and if I just want to start veggie with you?

incspotlight.bsky.social•53 days ago

rahaeli.bsky.social•53 days ago

I will speak to the effectiveness of sometimes snatching someone out of a random position in the line and pulling them to the forefront, though, it keeps life interesting

owensmithguitar.bsky.social•53 days ago

Sorry, our biosecurity controls prohibit your beef.

saiyamew.bsky.social•53 days ago

Okay but what if I wanted to invite you to go grab burgers, is that kind of starting beef cool?

staciajones.bsky.social•53 days ago

Hell yeah. I was so tired of interpersonal beef -- petty beef, beef without substance, very silly beef -- that I started a whole new acct. I thought it was temporary but I don't want to go back and deal with nearly 900 followers. I've seen your follower numbers, I genuinely don't know how you do it

markstacky.bsky.social•53 days ago

beef?

THAT IS NOT MY COW!

(couldn't resist)

inanedragon.bsky.social•53 days ago

*Clears throat* I believe I have an exemption to the waiting period under the "established mutuals clause, Section 13, Chapter 2, Section 19.

I don't know what beef I wish to start, but it seems important to establish my place near the front of the line.

theharrow.bsky.social•53 days ago

Very wise

Queue position is everything.

Should you not have a beef when it's your turn at the front of the queue, you might be able to auction your position?

anoneysnufftan.bsky.social•53 days ago

Imagine saying this and then actually responding to someone's previously unacknowledged hostility in an aggressive manner years later when they've long-since forgotten what they even said.

theegalitarian.bsky.social•53 days ago

I can't even retain why I made a doctor's appointment after a two-year wait.

Neuro. Yep. Neuro in Atlanta has a two-year wait

slinkydinks.bsky.social•53 days ago

smokedbison.bsky.social•53 days ago

I got number 69 but there's a star beside it?

Does that mean something?

jadedse.bsky.social•53 days ago

Look I don't want to start any beef, but before I commit to that what's the best Discworld book in your opinion, and why is it Going Postal?

slatzuk.bsky.social•53 days ago

Nightwatch. (End of Message)

rincewind.run•53 days ago

going postal is a very valid choice and it’s in my top five but imo it’s night watch

thespacesmith.bsky.social•53 days ago

Any time when Vimes and von Lipwig meet in the narrative though:

jadedse.bsky.social•53 days ago

(also I'm late saying this, but hopefully I'm not being annoying. Just thought you'd enjoy actual Discworld engagement.)

Unrelated, I'll be in the LA/OC area and honestly would like to buy you a beer in a couple weeks. Let me know if you'd like to meet up.

jadedse.bsky.social•53 days ago

Alright I'll accept that, we're good until your time limit on internet fights is up.

lgidding.bsky.social•53 days ago

You’re right and you should say it

cassiopia.bsky.social•53 days ago

You are correct !

aexia.bsky.social•53 days ago

You’re blowing the opportunity to sell BeefPass™️ so people can skip the lines and start beef now

terriresists.bsky.social•53 days ago

I actually admire that. I just quite plainly tell people what I think of them then move on.

omnivac.bsky.social•53 days ago

Yeah I'd like to schedule a low stakes disagreement about discworld, preferably something about Vimes.

the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social•53 days ago

Can the beef be wagyu?

rod-learmonth.bsky.social•53 days ago

Not helping

cassiopia.bsky.social•53 days ago

What if go purposely towards the front saying excuse me . Like I have a total right to do this
Then flash a devastating smile and hand you a beer?
Can we have a five minute argument?

carolynelsey.bsky.social•53 days ago

Blocking is my go to atm.

threnody.bsky.social•53 days ago

what the fuck am i gonna do tonight, then? ugh.

[kicks sand under skeet, wanders off muttering]

torbjornbjorkman.bsky.social•53 days ago

But your beef is so beautiful, we only get weak beef over here.

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