Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
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wait, specifically what changed for you to stop with your "posting strike" on this site that began with literally your second post here while the first one was nine weeks earlier? did jack drop some cash nearby and magically all of the apparent racism that you said was everywhere suddenly vanished?😕
heya! can you help me find my marbles? i lost them about, oh, lemme think ... i turn 45 in a couple months, so ... almost 45 years ago? maybe a bit more? me mum mighta shat them out in one of her meth binges
lol yeh i have to admit that for the week or two that people were saying racist usernames were being created or something like that ... i didn't see jack shit. i didn't see anything either, but i also didn't see jack have a bowel movement. thankfully.
seems some people who, if i had to guess, have children who they don't have any access or visitation rights to are extremely angry that a BLOKE (oh noes!) could do something so sissy as TOUCH a BABY !!!!
sound the alarms, it's a five-bell emergency in their minds, huh? hahaha
put your banter controller at "circus / burlesque" setting or "male parent of very fit and active 9yo child" to get some idea of how i think (or, well, don't think even a tiny bit, if you're gonna be more accurate)
dunno how he acts, i don't follow him close enough to do something like, i dunno, make multiple comments really obviously trying to get into a fight with someone. my style is more of the daggy dad sort of thing, which is what happens when you are male and a parent of a child who can talk. go figure!
hahahahaha i'm in australia and if i do that i won't necessarily get frostbite but i also won't have a very pleasant time at all at this time of year. the "with a real-life person or two" is much easier and happens every day because this is a small town and we're an active community 💝
oh wow, you're SO CLEVER for using someone else's throwaway line from several years ago that you had absoolutely zero input into the creation of! you must be so proud of yourself for dril's intellect, huh? what an amazing human being you are! everyone should feel honoured that you posted a meme! WOW
aww, you must be so proud of that meme from years ago, i bet it's your entire personality, huh? don't worry that your dad left your mom and she resented you for the rest of the time before she could move out and leave you in your trash - i'll be your daddy as much as you need me to
you obviously haven't got much experience with me if you think 100% of anything i say is serious. hi! i'm a unicorn! or to put it another way, i'm a reformed and recovered drug addict who cleaned themselves up enough judge was happy to give me permanent custody of my son. i'm proud of that.
do you know or know of literally any other single father who has full custody of their special-needs child (or even a kid who doesn't have a really really mild learning disability) that isn't a character in a work of fiction, because i don't.
closer to "guy who is financially stable enough to have his name on the title of the house he lives in and literally nobody can tell me what to do or say and knows it and is living his best life because, well, why the fuck not"
hahahaha yeh, maybe. my stepmother is a justice-of-the-peace tho and she is aware of the rate that i drink at, eg about 7 to 10 standards over the space of 18 hours each day. that wouldn't even put me over 0.05
so now what you think might be a problem is completely self contained within YOU. weird!
but yeh sure, if you want to contact him you can go to seymour magistrates court in victoria. he's the only judge there. the police station is right next door and i'm sure they'd be just FASCINATED by you, dude with a drug reference in your name who happens to be a TOWNIE ...
also having a jab at the supposed racism that was happening here or something for like two weeks without me ever actually seeing any of it. *shrugs* i have no idea what was happening, i was just talking shit
all good. i'm deliberately very subversive, and often it takes people a few seconds or maybe two or three interactions to realise that i do actually know what i'm doing and am just out to have fun and entertain people
and i play with sarcasm vs irony too to get even more mind-fuckey, because lmao
oh nice! it seems that the more militant lefties who are tech-savvy might have managed to not piss off upper management yet to get themselves de-modded! coooool!
yeah! it's exactly the one i wanted! the fireworks and melting walls in here is much more pleasant than the bushfire trauma that i'v been dealing with since 2009
oh, wait, what? i'm NOT supposed to be drinking LSD like water? HAHAHAHA I'M 45 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR NOT DO GIMME MY ACID !!!!
you don't think he's serious with that answer, do you? i would doubt it simply on the grounds of a rich person possibly giving literally ANYTHING to another human being
i mean ... the rich guy in question is the dude who invented twitter, sold it to an even richer but extremely stupid fool who was easily parted with his money ... and then started the entire process again except as a rich guy this time, so even less likely to give money away than the first time.
that's only because i am literally unable to wrap my mind around the concept of that many individual units in any single place and still being able to be counted
When a person is making $600K/Y+, a thousand is mentally equivalent to twenty dollars.
For comparison, my workplace bills the business lines at $275/H of my time. I only get to see a small fraction of that but that's how much my "skill is worth" to them.
nah if you used this site for one fucking minute you would know its actually called QuoteBlueing. @dril.bsky.social you are a poser. YOU WILL.NEVER BE WORTHY
ebola
medieval german dance to death plague
feline aids
inexplicable yet palpable fear of people named geoff
childbearing hips *simultaneous twins
vampirism* looked in mirror, couldn't see myself but also turned out it wasn't a mirror
projectile diarrhea
possessed by Sumerian demons
Is this one of those stupid post games where you add up all the things that apply to you and if you get a high/low score then you get ostracized from society and forced to live off bugs and rats in a shack somewhere in Ohio?
From one cancer survivor to another, I wish you strength in your fight! You got this!👍
I had 10cm rectal tumor, required full proctectomy removing sigmoid colon on down. Have permanent ostomy. Sucks, but I'm still alive after 6 years. If you need to chat with someone who understands, DM me. 😀
But Blue Mages only go up to level 80, and that's with the new patch. Every other job class on this site has a level cap on 90, and I don't wanna get curb stomped by some dragoon.
The magic of reactive npc dialogue wore off with the years but Lakeview Manor has been my longest residence outside of IRL in Brooklyn. Of course,
i do summer at Proudspyre Manor,
as one does 😎
pretty disgusted you think this irreverence will save you. HelpfulAlly and BisexualHusband put together a thread on your various sins already. the noose draws tight
What if my argument is a list of health problems that I've cured by eating literal dog shit? And this 'magic' I performed was because I borrowed people's 'spells' where they curesed me and told me to "eat shit'??
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Don’t gloss over that one, let it sink in
This Dungeon Master sucks AND he’s a relentless airplane fetishist.
(Ok guys did I win the argument???)
nobody would have enjoyed that. nobody.
seems some people who, if i had to guess, have children who they don't have any access or visitation rights to are extremely angry that a BLOKE (oh noes!) could do something so sissy as
sound the alarms, it's a five-bell emergency in their minds, huh? hahaha
imma mythical creature apparently. unicorn.
so now what you think might be a problem is completely self contained within YOU. weird!
i'm not worried. you?
all work and no play make homer a ... something something
and i play with sarcasm vs irony too to get even more mind-fuckey, because lmao
oh, wait, what? i'm NOT supposed to be drinking LSD like water? HAHAHAHA I'M 45 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR NOT DO GIMME MY ACID !!!!
2.4 degrees, with windchill the apparent temperature is -1.9
staying firmly inside thanks! hahahaha yikes fuck that
For comparison, my workplace bills the business lines at $275/H of my time. I only get to see a small fraction of that but that's how much my "skill is worth" to them.
medieval german dance to death plague
feline aids
inexplicable yet palpable fear of people named geoff
childbearing hips *simultaneous twins
vampirism* looked in mirror, couldn't see myself but also turned out it wasn't a mirror
projectile diarrhea
possessed by Sumerian demons
i win
I hate that game.
I hate Ohio.
a terrible joke only a doula would tell
I think 2 cancers @ once deserve a win. And I deserve another glass of wine. 🍷
I had 10cm rectal tumor, required full proctectomy removing sigmoid colon on down. Have permanent ostomy. Sucks, but I'm still alive after 6 years. If you need to chat with someone who understands, DM me. 😀
THE VOID ENCOMPASSES ALL
THIS CONCLUDES THE VOIDCAST
i do summer at Proudspyre Manor,
as one does 😎
What if my argument is a list of health problems that I've cured by eating literal dog shit? And this 'magic' I performed was because I borrowed people's 'spells' where they curesed me and told me to "eat shit'??
What then, wint, what then?