I'd rather revise it: "professional pattern spotting pup" and then leave your interests in so people can find you.
Cut the 1st line, it's the equivalent of "I contain multitudes." Cut the last bit cuz it's explaining too much, you don't need to explain not following back. They can go play on fb 🥰
Strap in and hold on tight! I’m a high-speed, book devouring, ramen-slinging thrillseeker! Racing through pages and slurping noodles: I’m on a relentless ride to fuel both MIND AND SOUL one epic chapter and one steaming bowl at a time.
My bio is the best and most elaborate. It has many emojis my job, location, interests, hobbies, gripes, religion, political affiliation and is asking you to pre-order my book and also check my Amazon wish list.
In a way it is. Before I decide to follow someone I first read their bio, then I peruse several of their posts, only when I'm satisfied of our computability do I extend an invite.
reading your bio felt like being at a rave when someone starts touching your arm and making eye contact that seems full of meaning while you wonder if and why any of this is happening
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Sorry, I don't make the rules (except I do. I do make the rules.)
enough said.
Lord ‘O Mighty.
(I do, sometimes)
Cut the 1st line, it's the equivalent of "I contain multitudes." Cut the last bit cuz it's explaining too much, you don't need to explain not following back. They can go play on fb 🥰
Also dunno why I list pup when I never post any pup pics, but I'll fix it one day
I have six words in mine and frankly, they’re all making me feel pretty lazy.🤣🤣
Strap in and hold on tight! I’m a high-speed, book devouring, ramen-slinging thrillseeker! Racing through pages and slurping noodles: I’m on a relentless ride to fuel both MIND AND SOUL one epic chapter and one steaming bowl at a time.
I like it.
oh no
Thank you
Anti anti this and anti that. Ok bio person i get it you don’t like stuff
And done
So the spectacle aside if extreme bio's or indulgence in one's personal air is shared a bit to the extreme...
Well I am happy to be a part of that...
I have been far to quiet all my life...
*Bows to all Deeply*
Time to get to work, buddy.
But yeah...
*cheers*
still might go back to it. pretty solid.