drinking a healing potion probably feels so good - ThreadSky

ioletsgo.gay•7 days ago

yeah but smoking one

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hborrgg.bsky.social•6 days ago

Apparently potions of poison, though they do poison you, taste like grape.

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doloresquintana.bsky.social•7 days ago

I think that's pretty much coffee for me.

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arimelody.me•7 days ago

strawberry milkshake

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untravel.bsky.social•7 days ago

DM: That's your third healing potion of the day. Roll a save versus addiction
PC: I can quit any time I want!

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thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social•6 days ago

idk I'd imagine like drinking some juice and suddenly having your leg un-break itself, would be a pretty painful and traumatizing experience

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tinysodacans.bsky.social•7 days ago

Not just drinking it, but eating the jar too.

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fasscass.bsky.social•6 days ago

I bet it changes flavor based on your preferences, as to heal you. like a stardew valley stardrop

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fictionaluser.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sugary drink when blood sugar is low is a healing potion. Pretty slow acting though, maybe it's more of a regen potion.

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carlyraejenkem.bsky.social•7 days ago

Taking a big sip of the healing potion and doing the full health sound from Medievil

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pfkelly.bsky.social•7 days ago

We have those in germany they are called "Spezi"

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billyconstant.bsky.social•7 days ago

It's like the best Powerade you've ever had

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nazara.bsky.social•7 days ago

this is the closest IRL equivalent and I can confirm that it feels pretty good

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wabbajack.bsky.social•7 days ago

Closest you can get irl is mead

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xstjude.bsky.social•7 days ago

I always imagine healing potions tasting like Jaeger and buckfast but like.... ice cold.

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sapphism.gay•7 days ago

chug jug🤤

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estra.bsky.social•7 days ago

It’s gotta be like the first lungful of nicotine of the day but like for your soul

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thebennifactor.bsky.social•7 days ago

Drinking an ice cold fruit punch Gatorade is pretty close imo

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cgegus.bsky.social•7 days ago

I would rather have lay on hands cast on me. That must be really nice.

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kiragladboy.bsky.social•7 days ago

I imagine its like drinking an energy drink and advil at the same time

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clairedl.bsky.social•7 days ago

No it doesnt

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santtu.bsky.social•7 days ago

people used to drink Blue for UTIs

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elderlygoose.bsky.social•7 days ago

Breaking my hand just to chug some healing potion and feel a shred of positivity.

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mazeslays.bsky.social•7 days ago

There's a reason we call them growing pains

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irayathecool.bsky.social•6 days ago

i cannot find it for the life of me, but there used to be these health potion drinks. they were like, a little plastic bottle with red juice in them.

they tasted fucking nasty but the bottle was cool af and i reused it a lot.

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joulesbyrne.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yes, but sucking down a blue mana potion cures my depression... briefly.

Ya'll got any blue mana potions?

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jklees.co.uk•7 days ago

Bed Red Taste's like Tomato juice and Blue tastes like Zinc.

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kagrenax.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wonder if it can heal mental illness

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mayamacabre.bsky.social•7 days ago

I like ShoddyCast’s theory video on Stimpaks talking about how they probably made users fill there fucking draws after use. I can’t imagine health potions working in any other way now.

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orbitron81.bsky.social•7 days ago

I imagine it’s like a combination of the refreshment you feel when you REALLY need a drink of water plus the warming rush of the first swig of a strong cocktail

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oozeley.bsky.social•7 days ago

that's why fantasy thief/assassin types always go for the neck, target can't use a healing potion if their throat has a hole in it

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ratonerogris.bsky.social•7 days ago

Soup is a potion, at least in Wind Waker, so that's the closest we have

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orc.bsky.social•7 days ago

No addictive properties!

*paid for by The Alchemist's Guild

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halvacoffee.fyi•7 days ago

i always assume it's either the most mortifying experience ever or it makes you higher than the iss, no in between

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diahane.bsky.social•7 days ago

Unfortunately, medicines usually taste like shit, so healing potions probably taste like shit too

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susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social•7 days ago

"Tastes awful. But it works."

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gengarro.bsky.social•7 days ago

Tastes bad at first but then you develop a dependency and crave it anyway

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diahane.bsky.social•7 days ago

Basically cigarettes and alcohol

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osmote.net•7 days ago

This would fix me tbh

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howdoipunch.bsky.social•7 days ago

get that mana potion outta my face health potions are red

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r0b0tr0ck.bsky.social•7 days ago

Red is for physical ailments. Blue is for mental health issues. Green is for stamina

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osmote.net•7 days ago

What if my problem is lack of mana tho 😤

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howdoipunch.bsky.social•7 days ago

Then you don't have a problem, you've still got your health just use that for spellcasting or whatever

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osmote.net•7 days ago

Gonna cast “more fucking mana”

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howdoipunch.bsky.social•7 days ago

Now you're thinking!

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celesteweforget.bsky.social•7 days ago

Blood magic

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howdoipunch.bsky.social•7 days ago

The BEST KIND of magic

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ir153.bsky.social•7 days ago

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zarbthebard.bsky.social•7 days ago

When you get that 12 HP back? Oh nothing better for sure.

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lansy22.bsky.social•7 days ago

Drink them?

You shove the bottle in your mouth and have a crunchy snack. It's like a big gusher.

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irayathecool.bsky.social•6 days ago

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scp-drcliff.bsky.social•7 days ago

Assuming the healing potion does actually heal, I imagine having a broken bone suddenly re-set and fusing back together might actually hurt like the dickens.

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