It’s very unfair of you to make a joke out of this, when if it wasn’t a joke I could have given you important life advice that I am certain you would not have thought of for yourself. I feel cancelled, frankly.
No Sarah, you won’t. I’ve had two strokes open our surgery and I found someone. Lives in our way comes up every couple days. You can find someone you just can’t take anyone though. You have to have someone who’s willing to wipe your ass when you can’t.
I read some of your commenters and I think to bring them along ya know in such dark times you might need to help them with a little /s <<< Cos people are especially fucking tight emotionally atm. Apparently. Anyway carry on loving your twenties LOL
In Casanova's memoirs, he said he didn't care if a woman's legs looked like piano legs or stumps. He was only interested in what was between them. He was brilliant, clever and the only man to escape from the Doges prison (along with an idiot monk), and the first writer to include sexual exploits.
[third date and i’m trying to see if they’ll be cool with all my health issues]
me: so if you bought something at the store and it was missing a few parts and also it worked ok like 67% of the time would you return it or lovingly care for it and support it in a tender way
Had a date w guy who admitted he'd just left his wife bec her health problems meant she couldn't do week-long wilderness backpacking w him anymore. Um, what!? No thanks.
The wild, vivid thought of pulling out a printed list of their post history on a first date and being like "haha this one really stirred the pot, will you marry me?"
Modern romance, I think.
Idk if you’re into marriage, but we don’t have to if you don’t want to and you can just pay him no mind 😂
for 33 weeks out of the year he’s “locked in” soooooo 😂😂
You and me both, sometimes I find it's easier being alone as I feel I hold them back... if you ever need to talk about anything feel free to message me you don't have to feel alone or go through it alone 😎
I am in a life-partnership with two wonderful people whose bodies are failing them. They're not going to die alone, and it is my wish that you find someone who knows 'none of get out of this alive, so love that wonderful person for who they are for as long as you can.'
passed put in my dining room a couple of months and came to with my cat staring at me - i legit thought if i had died my cat doesn’t know what to do or who to call
As the great Marcus Aurelius once said: "If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any time". Even if you're surrounded by haters, your opinion about yourself is the most precious 💕
The moment of death, you go alone while everyone watches or finds you, then views you in a box in a building before being thrown in the ground after disrupting traffic a little bit. We all go alone. It's sad. Death has become an imposition on the human race.
absolutely no one means "the only person dying in this room" when they talk about dying alone. people want someone to give a shit that they're dying, not hear what freshman philosophy has to say about it
We all die alone. You are suggesting that you will live alone--and there something freeing about that. And believe this, if Ted Cruz and DJTJ and his dad can find mates, personality doesn't seem to be a game changer either.
What level of falling apart are we talking because a lot of us can only fish in the shallow end of the pool and it's messy up here. You're still a good 7 next to Shiela the Dealer from Skegness.
Christ calm down everyone, I just haven’t been able to work out in 8 weeks since I hurt my back and I’m stuck on the floor and I feel like a potato, I’m still real fucking hot and my personality is amazing and best of all I understand how jokes work 💫
I recently learned that I have low standards in women because I'm desperate for closeness and connection as my body and mind are falling apart and I'm painfully aware of my dwindling mortality, so don't worry, there's always hope for you.
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“There doesn’t seem to be anyone around”
https://youtu.be/uym18-QrfW0?si=KstdA9DrvEBAbuUt
So I'd guess it's ironic, and wrong.
me: so if you bought something at the store and it was missing a few parts and also it worked ok like 67% of the time would you return it or lovingly care for it and support it in a tender way
Modern romance, I think.
He travels for bowling, but you can stay home with me, the kid, and dog while we wait for his season to be over for vacation 😂
for 33 weeks out of the year he’s “locked in” soooooo 😂😂
Want to grab a couple of pints of Ben and Jerry's and die alone together?
😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2aD25M5Su8
May good fortune find you and bring better days.
The moment of death, you go alone while everyone watches or finds you, then views you in a box in a building before being thrown in the ground after disrupting traffic a little bit. We all go alone. It's sad. Death has become an imposition on the human race.
I said it's a different story, because it has nothing to do with what I said at all.
(I know how jokes work except making good ones myself.)
It's helping me to identify some accounts to pre-emptively block.
Thank-you for your assistance.