True. But in the meantime, he’s firing many thousands of federal employees. And he lied on their termination letters, saying they were fired for “poor performance”, in order to not even allow them to get unemployment insurance! Let’s hope the courts work fast, and this *#!#* administration adheres.
This isn't from Trump. Elon ordered all workers to show their code soon after he bought Twitter. This is the same thing. How much time and taxpayer money will be wasted writing these up and having someone read them. They probably will just feed them through AI.
Holy 💩 This actually happened to me when I was working with a micromanaging Leadership team. When I sent my list every week for a month, they asked me to stop. 😂 When I left, they hired two people to replace me. #BeCarefulWhatYouAskFor
Even worse there - you have to go through the secret service. While I respect the prowess of those at (TC) Blackwater, the Secret Service has more... capabilities on hand.
So what we need is an elite military force with heavy firepower I guess we'll have to start a GoFundMe where's Roland the headless Thompson Gunner when you need him?
Nothing’s more efficient than having to take time away from working to write down all the work you already did and then have other people read hundreds of thousands of emails.
I had a boss who put me on a PIP (for no reason) and I took great pleasure in detailing the massive amount of work I produced each day/each week as a requirement of the plan. (At the end of the PIP period, I was fired anyway, sued the org, and received a sizable settlement. #DoNotResign)
Fed employee DJ Trump: "I golfed 30% of the week, fired a buncha accomplished patriots, backtracked on 60% of what I'd done previous 2 wks bc some crybabies complained, named more weirdos to represent me on the world stage, & let my biggest campaign contributor blow the whole country the fuck up."
They need to bombard them with data that includes their every action. Keeping in mind they need to account for work that isn’t already known via their computer. They’ll cross check login/logout time. Idle computer time. Documents you worked on etc.
Soooo who is going to read the responses and then decide if what they completed was within their job duties and done correctly? Or....is this a trap? I'm going with TRAP.
I was a manager for claims departments in multiple states. I can’t see how this is legal. I had so many hoops to jump through to fire someone, this procedure would have gotten the carrier sued. And rightfully so.
If he is “analyzing” our government, its functions, spending, income, processes etc - he should be sending US detailed weekly reports of everything he’s done in that period.
I hope someone in the system administration section knows how to properly filter spam and put it in the junk folder of every mailbox. Could even do away with forwarding it altogether.
Every federal employee should reply with such technical jargon that the bros won’t be able to decipher it. Or each of them could simply reply that their work last week resulted in savings of eleventy batrillion dollars.
Tesla shareholders should start emailing Musk asking to understand what he got done for the company last week, aside from destroying the brand’s goodwill worldwide.
Reminds me of that Star Trek episode where everyone on the Enterprise is being threatened by the Borg.
Remember this?
“Prepare to be assimilated!”
“Resistance is futile!”
Now, though, it’s real life:
RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL!
FAILURE TO RESPOND WILL BE VIEWED AS YOUR RESIGNATION!
Just list Trump's accomplishment for the week and take credit for those: golfed 3X; felated Vlad Putin bareback (the way he likes it); let Elmo run roughshod, planned to steal The Presideo for billionaires; etc.
They fired nephew n law from the natl forestry service. Along with many. Then days later asked his supervisors/directors to release a statement saying “employees were released because of poor performance” The supervisor refused to do so and resigned after decades of employment there.
I'd reply, "I got nothing done except starting to totally re-arrange my schedule to do all the legwork the new hires used to do for me and now I'll have to do myself, delaying the synthesis of all those (delayed by other government sources, as well) data even further now."
I hope every Federal worker takes this as an opportunity to do a document dump. Send them absolutely everything, including (& in particular) the extraneous and distracting. Drown them in minutae.
He knows nothing about human relations and how to operate a business with employees. This is not how terminations are done. This is extortion/blackmail/coercive control/intimidation/rogue/illegal/bullying.
There is no way that they can have a team sort through all of this. They probably have an AI agent sorting through it or something. Either way still condescending and performative bs though for sure. The point is to make it so painful that people probably quit on their own.
I hope they get SWAMPED with massive emails with 1000s of factual details. I mean details like “I brewed fresh coffee in the break room for my team which is above and beyond my job description .”
Kill them with compliance and kindness.
2.4M employees x 30 minutes = 1.2M labor hours used to respond to this; possibly more than 30 minutes if people are terrified anything short of the perfect answer might mean their jobs. Doesn't seem like a particularly efficient use of time/resources for a department of "Efficiency."
I didn’t golf, get high on ketamine, give a Nazi salute, violate the constitution, threaten the governor of Maine, declare myself king, empower a murderous dictator, or throw innocent people into camps. I worked, so fuck off.
It’s also absurd in terms of management. Does he want millions of Fed employees replying to him? Or Trump? Saying what? “I am a janitor: last week, I emptied 40 waste baskets each day, swept 320 sq feet of floor ….”
“[Trump’s] DOGE touts cuts of $55B in federal spending, often citing canceled DEI and climate contracts. However, a WSJ analysis of government contract data showed a much different picture: “Woke” cuts were a tiny fraction of the total, and many claims of savings were overstated.”
Last week, I tried to keep the government running despite some chucklehead with an inflated ego, no people skills and a deep ignorance of what the government does and why it does it messing with me and all my coworkers.
And then what? They all get fired and Trump and musk get what they want which is to dismantle the federal government and staff the remnants with their goons. Better they hold the line as long as possible and force Trump and Musk to illegally remove them
This ‘condescending BS’ will cost the federal government (taxpayers) 1.7 million hours of lost productivity, & that's just to draft & send the ‘what did I do last week’ email.
One day someone will calculate the cost of the lost productivity resulting from the work environment created by Musk/DOGE.
As long as he reciprocates with a detailed list of everything he did during the same time period, along with a list of the names of everyone he interacted with and how much he personally profited from each action.
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Good luck with the AI evaluation of the answers.
Very efficient.
#MediocreWhiteMen
#AngryLittleNazi
#ElonMuskWillFail
#DeadbeatDad
#CallYourBabymama
He may be rich, but he really is thick as pig shit!
Why would they wast time with this when they’re supposed to be eliminating waste?
They should all use AI to generate 2000+ word emails for him to read through. Should keep him busy until his flight to Mars is ready.
Hackers !
Jesus H. Christ.
You're immaturity is glaring.
The black lady.
How long after Milo Yiannopoulos sends my underage photos to Elon Musk can I expect to be scientifically impregnated?
#InVitroNerdalization
Remember this?
“Prepare to be assimilated!”
“Resistance is futile!”
Now, though, it’s real life:
RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL!
FAILURE TO RESPOND WILL BE VIEWED AS YOUR RESIGNATION!
WE ARE THE BORG!
As an elected official, American constituents want to know.
More performative nonsense from the sperm donor.
X
JohnDeere
HarleyDavidson
JackDaniel’s
FordMotor
Lowe’s
HomeDepot
MolsonCoors
Boeing
Walmart
HobbyLobby
Chick-fil-a
McD’s
Meta
Amazon
Target
Smithsonian
Google
Amtrak
Accenture
Pepsi
GM
Disney
GE
Intel
PayPal
Chipotle
Comcast
PBS
Deloitte
GoldmanSachs
CocaCola
Citigroup
JP MorganChase
And thanks for not using his name so my keyword moderation couldn't block this stupid post.
Wait, it's an AI, isn't it?
Kill them with compliance and kindness.
*He declared bankruptcy 6 times for businesses he ran.
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Time to arrest and deport the Nazi
“[Trump’s] DOGE touts cuts of $55B in federal spending, often citing canceled DEI and climate contracts. However, a WSJ analysis of government contract data showed a much different picture: “Woke” cuts were a tiny fraction of the total, and many claims of savings were overstated.”
You can “request” a description of work performed and/or a list of projects billed and hours.
It is up to you to “understand.”
That would be a statement
In the face of such
Fucking control
But
DEFIANCE MATTERS
Taking a stand
PUBLICLY
Matters
Stepping outside your
Own comfort & lives
MATTERS
Bc we’re all
REBELS NOW
Soooo…Rebel
With who you are
What you do
And what you love
IT MATTERS
.
🦋🩵
#LetsGoGirlsRebellion🎩🔥 BE.A.PROBLEM.
What a maroon.
Elons obviously never had a real job.
Will do the same again next week. Thanksbye.
Post signs that say I love usps or va or any agency.
Most of us have windows and doors.
That would make it very visible.
These are photoshopped
My signs are out!
I did the job I was hired to do last week."
One day someone will calculate the cost of the lost productivity resulting from the work environment created by Musk/DOGE.
Otherwise, he should be told to fuck right off.