Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich theonion.com/report-... - ThreadSky

gojiwave.bsky.social•2 days ago

In this economy?

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devilentendre.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s liquid gold these days

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caprilorn.bsky.social•2 days ago

If I complain about over-poached eggs on an eggs benedict ordered in a restaurant, does that make me a Karen? I always feel bad saying anything but hard yolks really ruin the whole thing.

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elephantgirl75.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nope. You ordered it a certain way and they did not make it that way. My oldest son only likes max over easy fried eggs so he won't eat the hard cooked yolk--he feels bad speaking up too but still does it. I've done it for steak too--paying that much especially.

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johnmduk1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Scoop it up, it valuable

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consensus-reality.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah we all heard.. it’s a running yolk around here.

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stargazerkg.bsky.social•2 days ago

WAIT, YOU HAD EGGS?

YOU BOUGIE FUCKS!

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zecretzquirrel.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just one egg, and it was his birthday.

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tugrim.bsky.social•2 days ago

Love this. I've never understood messy sandwiches - kind of defeats the purpose of putting bread on the outside: to keep your hands clean

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mop-fautneddy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rubber gloves up to your elbows spoils the aesthetic.

I never wear a lobster bib. I sacrifice my most disliked necktie.

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lilmissanthrope.bsky.social•2 days ago

they should make a egg that's all yolk

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fewrfreyut.bsky.social•2 days ago

That is indeed the good shit

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deekerskeepers.bsky.social•2 days ago

Great, now I want one😩

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sophiafhc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not seeing the satire here. Order one for me please

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surprisemurder.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Bro, that'll be $96.78, and the coffee is now gonna cost your left arm"

-the Bourgeoisie barista, probably

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alexstrachan.bsky.social•2 days ago

Satire or real, I don't care: I'm in! 🥪 🥓

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greaterhuff.bsky.social•2 days ago

@gingerkitten17.bsky.social

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awstiles.bsky.social•2 days ago

@icpetrie.bsky.social

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womanwhorules.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don’t waste it.

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nirawasfree.bsky.social•2 days ago

THATS A BAGEL YOU UNCULTURED UNPROCESSED CAN OF TUNA /j

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katznjazz.bsky.social•2 days ago

Modern-day pornography in the US?
You always want what you can't have. 😉😁

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alexandergruchala.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s liquid gold.

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blueskyfox.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well, I guess the reporting in the Onion now just caters to the filthy rich.

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cybersecguy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Damn, it took me a little bit to get the /s 😂

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blueskyfox.bsky.social•2 days ago

I need to remember adding /s.

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syrsly.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤤

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123blueboy321.bsky.social•2 days ago

Save a piece of bread to wipe that yolk off the plate!!!

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theoldraccoon.bsky.social•2 days ago

oh fuck yeah

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7-b.bsky.social•2 days ago

IM ALLERGIC TO EGS :(((

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are-we-dead-yet.bsky.social•2 days ago

In 5 years, people will be shocked that he let a small fortune dribble onto the plate.

I'm 10 years, people won't know what a chicken was.

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jvanpassel.bsky.social•2 days ago

Egg Yolk? That must be an AI created image,..

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dreadpiratechooch.bsky.social•2 days ago

Been there, done that even when in good proper company! Still tastes yummy

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barbarag-ky.bsky.social•2 days ago

Delicious on a burger too! Sloppy, slimy eggs can get you killed where I live here in Bloody Breathitt!!

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ttrueman.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good reporting, not sure where I'd be without this kind of pithy analysis. https://justweighing.com/

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johansolo.bsky.social•2 days ago

this is @drewmagary.bsky.social coded

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drewmagary.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s a lot of people coded

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thewiseblob.bsky.social•2 days ago

There is literally no better way to eat it

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alchemistwriter.bsky.social•2 days ago

Eggs about to be the new lobster.

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didntcmecumin69.bsky.social•2 days ago

You can still afford eggs is wonderful I can only afford oatmeal but with strawberry’s it’s delicious and less calories, yummy.

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wefeelgroove.bsky.social•2 days ago

wow tag your porn sheesh

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tennismd7.bsky.social•2 days ago

What are you made of money? That yolk is worth billions

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dixonherfani.bsky.social•2 days ago

Makes me nauseous.

Glork

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amyanabartley.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤮🤮🤮

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yungcholesterol.bsky.social•2 days ago

I lowkey don't like this. Am I a bad person?

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gammera2k.bsky.social•2 days ago

You're sitting somewhere between Bin Laden and The guy who refuses to bathe at the convention.

Maybe im just angry because I had one of those sandwiches like half an hour ago (threw an egg on a leftover burger patty & undercooked the yolk slightly)

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yungcholesterol.bsky.social•2 days ago

Respect. Idk man like the drippy yolk itself is fire but as soon as it runs on my fingers something changes in me (skill issue I know)

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gammera2k.bsky.social•2 days ago

No that's fair that part sucks if there isn't wet napkins

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gammera2k.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have a beard so it's double trouble

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yungcholesterol.bsky.social•2 days ago

Same here, you get me. I do love me a runny boiled egg too

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eazye62.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mmmmm

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zambyte.robbyzambito.me•2 days ago

@tenderalchemist.bsky.social

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tenderalchemist.bsky.social•2 days ago

omg imagine picking one of those up at a bodega and it just drips all over you 😭😭

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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•2 days ago

Look at Rockefeller here, having a meal with eggs!

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juantannedemo-bae.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ha! Yes!

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strangemacguffin.bsky.social•2 days ago

Reading the article is going to make the next time I eat an egg sandwich a little uncomfortable 😅

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yulriddick.bsky.social•2 days ago

Any politicians running on 'a chicken coop in every backyard'?

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banneduser.space•2 days ago

REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS LICK THE PLATE 💯

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brawneythe3rd.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just had one and it was fantastic!

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bigcitytrouble.bsky.social•2 days ago

I want one now

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annakosturova.bsky.social•2 days ago

look at that oooooze!!!! fk yeaaah!!!

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yersharona.bsky.social•2 days ago

BAGEL SANDWICH 🤤

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jennawolfmusic.bsky.social•2 days ago

In this economy??

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toddman42.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s liquid gold, these days.

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prismatic-tiger.bsky.social•2 days ago

Tomato falling out undetected before it's too late.

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doggone404.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ah they were the days

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barboolean.bsky.social•2 days ago

The current contents of the dish is more expensive than the dish itself

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realfondledrump.bsky.social•2 days ago

Aye, the humble egg, once the pauper’s feast, now priced as though plucked from the nest of the Phoenix itself! What once sat plentiful upon every table is now a treasure hoarded like jewels, while kings and merchants feast and the common wretch weeps over an empty skillet!

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matthewmatthew.bsky.social•2 days ago

OMG, how can they afford to just eat an egg like that?

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lobue.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is relevant to @qarylla.bsky.social's interests.

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qarylla.bsky.social•2 days ago

They are the best eggy sandwiches, especially if the English muffin is well buttered so it is sort of dripping off the cheese.

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ethelcrimble.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just as it should be.

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cunttastic.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is what I call quality reporting

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rstrye.bsky.social•2 days ago

Excuse me ma'am, I asked for my egg to be over medium.

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talmonis.bsky.social•2 days ago

This, but unironically.

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zeerus.bsky.social•2 days ago

30 buck worth of eggs dripping out

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wanderingeft.bsky.social•2 days ago

It takes all kinds I guess.

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tranquility-based.bsky.social•2 days ago

FUCK EGGS
FUCK YOLKS

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rrhiwhol34.bsky.social•2 days ago

`/u|\/|

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ripmcstudly.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don’t like it dripping out too much, it’s not my plate that’s hungry.

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mricecream.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's why you keep your toast or fries so it drips on top of them and get a delicious after snack

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samcar.bsky.social•2 days ago

finally some good news

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wessoman.bsky.social•2 days ago

They fucked up that egg bagel by putting a raw tomato instead of a bunch of bacon on it.

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nicolaboo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Reckless behaviour.

That’s a dollar a dribble nowadays!!!

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drbutts.bsky.social•2 days ago

Gross

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n3ss.bsky.social•2 days ago

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bigalikklea.bsky.social•2 days ago

tomato or bean juice near fried eggs ... its a no from me. build a wall of sausage or fried bread to separate.

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jigsawjazz.bsky.social•2 days ago

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tonyferrino.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ah, the egg banjo

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angelsadorableart.bsky.social•2 days ago

This actually looks so delicious. We still have eggs but I'm also terrified of eating them. Yeah I've seen the prices.
But I should eat them. Otherwise they'll just go bad and that'll be the last time I'll eat eggs for a while.

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idimi05.bsky.social•2 days ago

“Looking into it” - local rando

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mop-fautneddy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Doncha-gotta cook with pasteurized eggs to have runny yolks these days?

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cashbans.bsky.social•2 days ago

Like that for some reason

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margrim.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is like breakfast every other day for me. Put some Tapatio on it, maybe some pepperoncini. Yummmmm.

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ppiluk.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is the hard hitting news i need from The Onion!

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jresc.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have the chin to catch any remaining drippings.

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seanorange.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ah, this reminds me of the Smut and Eggs ads I’d see back in the day in the OG Madison print version of this publication.

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simonshapiro.bsky.social•2 days ago

The deeper we get into the eggpocalypse, the harder this hits.

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raccoonbabe.bsky.social•2 days ago

It really does make all the difference though.

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funyarinpa999.bsky.social•2 days ago

I can't wait for the current bird flu run to end so I can enjoy my runny eggs once more

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onewhocremains.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mmm. Amniotic fluid.

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welcometwomars.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nooo but then it's messyyyyy :(

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holier-thxn-thou.bsky.social•2 days ago

Man now I'm hungry

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debrota.bsky.social•2 days ago

That looks like at least a dollar's worth of egg.

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elcarpincho.bsky.social•2 days ago

in this economy?

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bettycrockpotter.bsky.social•2 days ago

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cockbeard.bsky.social•2 days ago

Banjo

It's called a banjo

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beardsasquatch.bsky.social•2 days ago

My beard would never recover.

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ms-majima.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's the sauce

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rhondamiller.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can I lick the plate. 20.00 should cover the cost.

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gremlinjess.bsky.social•2 days ago

Really gotta work to keep that satire status nowadays, huh

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ald9119.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yummmmmmy

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bigfatbastard.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sandwich not available in US...

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bengraven.bsky.social•2 days ago

Despite all the times that the Onion has been spot on with the news, despite being parody, this is the most accurate and truthful you’ve ever been.

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socialdecay.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just nogged.

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thelastword.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just how I like them!

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bizzayb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Egg sandwiches?

OK, Mr. Millionaire.

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unclevinegar.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Thirteen million Londoners have to cope with this, and bake beans and allbran and rape, and I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. I must be out of my mind. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth."

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vampjoseph.com•2 days ago

the best kind of sandwich!

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srewob.bsky.social•2 days ago

The blatant flaunting of extreme wealth by that image is obscene.

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jusnews.bsky.social•2 days ago

There's 10 people watching that being eaten. One man was hauled away in hysterics.

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wjsidis.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sexy.

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popeyegordon.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is why smart people break the yolk as it begins to fry. It stays put. Not rocket science.

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birdwatching.dog•2 days ago

The oozing yolk is the best part 😤

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nephrastar.bsky.social•2 days ago

whoa there put an 18+ tag on that!

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becktionary.bsky.social•2 days ago

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acrylichc.bsky.social•2 days ago

A drippy egg sandwich would slap rn #meme

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banneduser.space•2 days ago

feral and unhinged and messy is right 💯

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synrasa.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why is this in the onion when it’s obviously fact?

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mondoab.bsky.social•2 days ago

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damnedannoying.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jesus H. Christ, is that a slice of tomato? Get the fuck out of my borough.

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bluesette13.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love a nice, over-easy egg on whole wheat toast, preferably with a thick slice of ham. Delightful to cut into the egg and watch that golden yolk spill all over the ham. Use the toast to sop up every bit of the egg and clean the plate. 😋🤤🍳🥩🍞
#foodporn

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