Deepfake Video Of Mark Zuckerberg Barely Good Enough To Masturbate To theonion.com/deepfak... - ThreadSky

susannanissinen.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ew.

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iseesandvich.bsky.social•2 days ago

To... what to?

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hot-tease-etsy.bsky.social•2 days ago

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sam.pub•1 day ago

Omg ew disgusting where would I even watch a video like this? Like exactly what website?

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rikkiprice.bsky.social•2 days ago

@infinitescream.bsky.social help

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skyslostwords.bsky.social•1 day ago

PENIS!! I mean, ahhhhhhhhhh 😱

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infinitescream.bsky.social•2 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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rikkiprice.bsky.social•2 days ago

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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infinitescream.bsky.social•2 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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iabacon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Meow.

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infinitescream.bsky.social•2 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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darian.lol•2 days ago

meow

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tammyhanderso.bsky.social•9 hours ago

What's wrong 😕

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infinitescream.bsky.social•2 days ago

AAHHHHHHHH

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jusnews.bsky.social•2 days ago

FUCKING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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marnanightingale.bsky.social•2 days ago

My NEURONS.

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hartofafool.bsky.social•2 days ago

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uzmab.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jesus! Why????

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marcboyer.bsky.social•2 days ago

*barely*

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penelope-merrell.bsky.social•2 days ago

😘 You are so o o o bad -- keep up the good-bad work.

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shylohana.bsky.social•2 days ago

…”barely”

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nomisunshine.bsky.social•2 days ago

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circlingthedrain.bsky.social•2 days ago

As Sean Lock would say "That's a challenging wank". RIP Sean.

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torshi.bsky.social•2 days ago

🥴

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wrexphillips.bsky.social•2 days ago

Maybe for you...

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modernshartist.bsky.social•2 days ago

Challenge accepted

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phoenixhyena.bsky.social•2 days ago

To what?

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iquanyin3.bsky.social•2 days ago

ewwww 🤣

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armitage70.bsky.social•2 days ago

He is singularly unattractive in every way.

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94044qb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not working! Not working!

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jonnyv.bsky.social•2 days ago

Now why would you put those words together in that order?

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powergaze.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m not a betting man but i have a feeling this is not something anyone has ever done ever……. Not to a video of mark or anything about him

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drewlawson.bsky.social•2 days ago

What a terrible day to know how to read.

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jusnews.bsky.social•2 days ago

When being blind is a break.

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kittyloli.maristela.org•2 days ago

Actually, the video is real. I heard so on Facebook. There was no fact check so it must be true.

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lupusblackfur.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ew...

Just ew...

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jamieberger.bsky.social•2 days ago

why, onion, WHY

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amadeo-sendiulo.bsky.social•2 days ago

because Trump will do anything political they can come up with, like wanting a bigger statue of liberty with his face in Toronto

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craigdodge.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don’t think I’ll ever get an erection again now, Onion.

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missingtumblr24.bsky.social•2 days ago

😏

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metacapitalism.bsky.social•2 days ago

Zuckerberg would have to ask Trump for help to find his dick as his head is jammed so far up Trump's ass. Imagine being one of America's richest and having your head stuck in Trump's disgusting fat ass.

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ekinn3.bsky.social•2 days ago

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crookedletterpress.bsky.social•2 days ago

Change “barely” to “not even”

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piebrain.bsky.social•2 days ago

everybody should jizz on his face at least once, it is not right if you don't

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liliana.transsexual.gay•2 days ago

Cursed

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tigrismorte.bsky.social•2 days ago

reports Jeff Bezos.

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eidmar.bsky.social•2 days ago

The only thing worse than me reading this is realizing that someone actually thought this up. 🤮

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lovingkindness730.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m sure he did watching it back

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parpculture.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://parpculture.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/zuckerbergs-imaginary-friend-has-abandoned-him/

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ensgdt.bsky.social•2 days ago

Barely is still a green light

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86lukem.bsky.social•1 day ago

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joececchini.bsky.social•2 days ago

Challenge accepted.

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raoulguapo.bsky.social•2 days ago

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technicallyowen.bsky.social•2 days ago

Some how more human and less uncanny valley than the real thing

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emmyisonbluesky.bsky.social•2 days ago

i don't mean to kinkshame but surely you can do better than getting zucced

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chrisbrahman.bsky.social•2 days ago

There's these too

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808hal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp

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rhubarb-and-rue.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤮

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christopherloza.bsky.social•2 days ago

Do yourself a favor and lookup "Norm MacDonald alien autopsy playboy" on YouTube. A great joke along these lines from Norm MacDonald. There's also an origin story of the joke by Jim Downey on the Conan O'Brien podcast. Well worth the time/view.

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dianalmb.bsky.social•1 day ago

😳 and lol

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erucustarlin.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m gay and horny as hell and I would never.

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jc-allen.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think I just turned half straight. 🤢

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phoenixhyena.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just became violently lesbian😭

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linkfreeman1998.bsky.social•2 days ago

I have been turned on by fictional characters turned beasts and all. And this aint it.

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lucierav.bsky.social•2 days ago

What an idiot. No respect

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donnanonnafofonna.bsky.social•2 days ago

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jcwilder.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ya know...standards.

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harrypujols.com•1 day ago

The Onion, you have strayed from the righteous path. Accept Jesus.

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tink51.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ewwwww, that's just gross.

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princessjemmy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Also, this post should have come with a trigger warning, such as

“Not Safe For Life, will lead you to insert bleach in your eyeballs. Bleach in your eyeballs is very bad. You can’t even dial 911 afterward.”

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princessjemmy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Blasphemy! There is no photograph of MZ in existence that won’t cause your arousal hormones to flee fearfully en masse. None.

A photo of MZ is almost as reliable as birth control, in that it will almost certainly tip any woman you into temporary abstinence.

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geedeezy.bsky.social•2 days ago

I remember when y'all used to be funny.

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jc-allen.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ain't no one coming close to doing that unless they have a fetish for Data from Star Trek: Next Gen.

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illuminati-ganga.bsky.social•2 days ago

I know, I had the same experience, it was good enough to masturbate to but definitely not good enough to orgasm to, at the end I had to just go to sleep and have nightmares.

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ryenflint.bsky.social•2 days ago

🫠

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thisonesamy.bsky.social•2 days ago

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drmonologue.bsky.social•2 days ago

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ivanmonteiro.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, so THAT'S who stars in this video. I knew I knew this face from somewhere

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emnicw.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nobody wanted to see this, Onion! Your target audience is that tumbleweed rolling across the desert. It’s rolling to get away from this.

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charlottemontagu.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don't masterbate towards MAGA shills

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darian.lol•2 days ago

oh god

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fpardalis.bsky.social•1 day ago

The word you’re searching for is necrofilia.

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stevedvo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Challenging, but not impossible.

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bluespook.bsky.social•2 days ago

Key word “barely”. Good enough for me.

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jusnews.bsky.social•2 days ago

Personal take, accepted.

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humanshapedmeat.bsky.social•2 days ago

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hooptyauthority.bsky.social•2 days ago

My brother in Christ, scalies wouldn't even want to beat their shit to him.

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skye.gamer.blue•2 days ago

Chill bro

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bonym.bsky.social•1 day ago

You mean, for Mark to masterbate to?

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givememylunchmoney.bsky.social•1 day ago

See, you're assuming he was built with genitals

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bonym.bsky.social•1 day ago

Of course! Nothing from the waist down. Like in the metaverse

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artemisfable.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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erssaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ewwwwww! Ewwwwwwwwwww! One brain cell almost and now I need to vomit.

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soulknife.bsky.social•1 day ago

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karimancer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Please excuse me while I go drill a hole in my skull and pour in some bleach

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seancomerford.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think everyone who has read this will be waiting quite a bit longer for their next erection

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wrenhunter.bsky.social•2 days ago

You can tell it’s fake, because the hair's in the wrong place for a giant tool.

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reyreytheartist.bsky.social•2 days ago

Onion, those were my good reading eyes.

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jusnews.bsky.social•2 days ago

You just made all the "Q's" In LGBTQIA+ jobs much much tougher.

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tomb80.bsky.social•2 days ago

Am I missing something. Where did we go wrong, when I can say something that isn't true & be rewarded?

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thatac.bsky.social•2 days ago

*stares*

Guys... come on... they beat it to tabloid pics of feet.

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luigi-scardoffi.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://youtu.be/Nrty2XITqTE?si=T92mJWaV_u8ORvtV

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chuckgoat.bsky.social•2 days ago

What d'you mean?

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gcl80.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's a fucking joke. Trying to get my friends to migrate over here so I can dump his bs ass. I or the format of Facebook the best but but supporting this dick any longer

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