Since the resident ten year old started making slime and flubber (or something) in my kitchen, I don't eat anything I didn't make, and I watch it like I'm in a bar full of guys with roofies, until it is all eaten.
One time I ate a dog biscuit thinking it was the worst chocolate cookie I'd ever had. Roomie was baking them for a fund raiser and I didn't know until the next day.
I was at a dinner party thrown by two chefs. We were dining near the kitchen. I turned and saw the cat on the counter eating from a full serving dish. The host saw this too and was upset because she yelled something right before she got up and put the dish on the table to serve. I gave up the ghost.
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You like to play with fire.
Whoever claims they've never done this is LYING.
I’m also vegan so sometimes end up putting something in my mouth that I shouldn’t do (bit of grated cheese etc.)
I call it “crumb roulette”
The seed dashed away 😳
SOURCE: 50-year study I've been conducting my eating/licking random things.
That leaves "Bitter" at about 4-6% and "Umami" at 5-10%
There's also "EwHolyFuck" and "WHAT" at around 1-3%
Don't forget "BadAtMaths" at 53% too.
Future Self: Good luck with that lol