DTSL: DON’T YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR KNOCK-OFF FAKEPHONE WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!
KJC Jr and friends *shriek*. Shitty Man, entirely defeated, slopes off to the next carriage to escape his shame. And DTSL, her work on earth complete, shuts her eyes and goes back to her Shake It Off-haunted sleep.
/fin
KJC Jr and friends *shriek*. Shitty Man, entirely defeated, slopes off to the next carriage to escape his shame. And DTSL, her work on earth complete, shuts her eyes and goes back to her Shake It Off-haunted sleep.
/fin
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Also, I just finished your Magpie books & LOVED them, how am I not following you?? (races off to remedy that oversight)
May he step barefoot on a stray Lego all week, and know the shame of his thievery.
Get that woman a cape, she's a super-hero!
I also kinda have a crush on DTSL, to be honest. 😍
In my mind's eye, Fiver-stealing man would have tried countering the onslaught by saying "You Need to Calm Down" but it was a Cruel Summer and DTSL shouted "Look What You Made Me Do" to the retreating ne'er-do-well, who was by now feeling like the smallest man who ever lived.
DTSL sounds like a riot and also a top woman for having the presence to stick up for other women/girls even when she's worse for wear! 😁👍
Glad KHC Jr got her £5 back and she & her friends made it home safe.
MORE SHAME FOR SHITTY MEN
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