But they didn’t get fired
I was hoping they would
And I keep thinking “now”
Is this our country for good?
It’s our country
F’in country
Is this our country
Oh f it’s our country
I was accidentally added to the "let's justify giving sex change operations to children" group chat.
I'd reveal it, but it made me throw up so much I had to delete it so I would stop throwing up.
Mama? Oh no—wait. NOT mama. Ignore that last txt. It wz for, um, JD Vance. Yeah, Vance. NOT you. 😬 I didn’t mean to talk about war plans, BUT—hear me out—the wine tasted GOOOD. Like, gourmet level. Do u forgive me? Say u do. Love u. 💕 Also plz delete this text... like, forever. 🙈
Luv Pete.
Oh god I just had a vision. A redo of Bye Bye Birdie in which an Andrew Tate stand-in is going to jail. “Hymn for a Sunday Evening” is about the family going on Joe Rogan. And now “Telephone Hour” is about the Dick van Dyke stand-in accidentally getting war plans in a group text.
you had to go and bring back 8th grade? it's randolph macafee all over again. 'here's your paper, dad. hope you don't mind i cut out a few articles about conrad'.
Ahhhh, the SCIF..... wasn't Mar-a-Lago's bathroom "classified" as one way back when...that was until it wasn't and the FBI had to come in with a search warrant after documents weren't surrendered after the government asked Trump nicely and even said "pretty please".
“To predict the behavior of ordinary
people in advance, you only have to
assume that they will always try to
escape a disagreeable situation with
the smallest possible expenditure of
intelligence.”
Mind boggling that Bye Bye Birdie (1963) is going on 62 years-old. Had the privilege of meeting Mr. Rydell a little over a decade ago at a dinner show given by James Darren. Both men are gone now.
I heard that 47 himself gave Hegseth orders to leak classified info. Apparently the lines of Russian, Chinese, and N. Korean agents outside the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago were too long and 47 wanted to find a quicker way to get classified information into the hands of our enemies.
People tell me that's true, people tell me. What people Donald? Because whoever's telling you that is lying to you. So go ahead and name them, and I don't mean the ones in your head or your ass where you pull most of your information from.
Vance, but I don't want Europe to benefit from it. This is the VP. The conversation sounded like a bunch of flunkies.
We don't know that much about the Houthis. Google it then. 🤯
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Oh yes we do
We don't hate anyone
As much as you
Your Cabinet makes us say
P.U.
Oh Donnie we hate you
Hello, stupid.
Why'd ya wanna,
Text your war plans?
I was hoping they would
And I keep thinking “now”
Is this our country for good?
It’s our country
F’in country
Is this our country
Oh f it’s our country
This is Jeffrey Goldberg
Am I supposed to be in this call?
(But, well played)
I'd reveal it, but it made me throw up so much I had to delete it so I would stop throwing up.
Follow me
Talk a little
Pick a little
Talk a little
Cheep, cheep, cheep
Talk a lot
Pick a little more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvkn4U8Ur8
Luv Pete.
A Patton Oswalt joke I don't get. Didn't mind studying the picture for clues though
I wish this were actually a funny non sequitur.
That’s how immature these doofuses are.
Ahhhh, those were the days....🤔🤯
Going steady, steady for good!
It's weirder than Looney Tunes on PCP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvkn4U8Ur8
...and some credibility.
people in advance, you only have to
assume that they will always try to
escape a disagreeable situation with
the smallest possible expenditure of
intelligence.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche [1844-1900]
You just dated any who gets this!
“There are secrets just ripe for tellin’ and I mean to tell me a few
Yeah these countries don’t know what their missin’ I got a lot of textin to do “
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSib2NhltYc&pp=ygUpYnllIGJ5ZSBiaXJkaWUgaSBnb3QgYSBsb3Qgb2YgbGl2aW4gdG8gZG8%3D
We don't know that much about the Houthis. Google it then. 🤯
Did he pin the pin on?
Morning glory?
Did he put the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
(Embarrassing, but I played Randolph in a truly progressive move by my rural Indiana choir teacher)
Did you hear about Kim?!
I just knew it somehow!
I must call her right up.
I can’t talk to you now!
My only spoken line was “loop da loop!”
Going steady!
Going steady!
Oh, wait…