Palpatine: I am talking here! You will listen to me!
VP: What?
Hegseth: Hey, who is this DV guy here?
Vader: You have overstayed your welcome. *attempts Force choke* *fails*
Vader: Why is it not working?
VP: What?
Marlinspike: It is encrypted, dude! Secure!
VP: What?
"Random journalist" woulda been far less likely to have caused the level of blown-up and blow-out going on now, thanks to the journalistic integrity of The Atlantic. https://justweighing.com/
As much as i want this to be real i dont think it is. I just checked their updates in the app store and theres no record of them saying this π unless they said it on another social media? still perfection though π
Trump's minions are so dumb ass stupid, it's upsetting because Signal is getting real bad rap all around by many people, casting a very negative image of the open-source communication app, when actually, it's a very secure app.
I can't say that I have evidence of that because there's a lot of false information out there right now circulating around the Signal app. And, because it's an open-source app, there exist an even more secure version of Signal available for use.
specifically i meant the hassan/elon beef, and them chiming in on grumz whining about it. Im not a big AC fan honestly, but the game sounds interesting at the least. I think the "ethics and journalism" people are just elon musk, grumz, and the children who they tweet with at this point. lol.
You know Yusuke is a real person right?
No I mean the dipshits who are on a 10 year old bandwagon who get triggered every time they see a black guy not in Africa.
#democracyisdying
THIS IS IT Americans... we've lost our rights. Direct quote: "People who aren't criminals that are found when we're looking for the criminal are gonna be taken into custody." https://apple.news/AkBfxm4fHQ66hlWbTt4pk7w
But I still think there was something besides "fat fingering" going on with the Goldberg invite. I don't have a hypothesis, but someone had to be thinking something, albeit something π π‘π’πππ, to screw up this perfectly.
The absurd part of this is that the Signal protocol is open source. If they wanted to make a classified version of it they could host their own infrastructure where journalists don't even have accounts. You know, like all the other classified systems.
Part of the whole point is to have their communications be off government systems so they avoid any requirements for oversight - signal messages that disappear cant be used as evidence in congressional hearings for example
Actual systems already exist for this, they intentionally aren't using them
Itβs not incompetence. Itβs willful evil. Theyβre using signal to avoid oversight and the potential to be prosecuted for war crimes. Like destroying an entire apartment building full of civilians because one guy went to visit his girlfriend there.
I agree. The goal of this adm is not efficiency, or cutting costs, or doing anything to the benefit of the country, not even to the benefit of republicans. It is simply evil. Destruction. Noise.
It sounds insane, because we tend to resist thinking one's sole purpose is to enact evil.
Actually, I feel disappointed. I have had Signal for some time now, and no one has randomly added me to a group discussing a nation's military plans. I give one star: β
I heard you have to write "PRESS" on a little card and then tuck that into your hatband and take a new profile picture in order to be officially counted as a journalist.
Nothing has ever made me want signal more than this post.
They are generally pretty secure but I am going to say that, if you want to plan "resistance" activities - please don't use phones at all. Meet in person. Away from CCTV and electronic devices. Keep paper notes, commit to memory, then burn.
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VP: excuse me?
Hegseth: I want to circle back, Clippy has made some good points here
VP: What?
Hegseth: Hey, who is this DV guy here?
Vader: You have overstayed your welcome. *attempts Force choke* *fails*
Vader: Why is it not working?
VP: What?
Marlinspike: It is encrypted, dude! Secure!
VP: What?
Hegseth: Clippy I've tried to install the extensions and I just can't, can we move on
VP: Can we address the threat to me from this Palpatine?
Palpatine: laugh. out. loud.
They get sucked into the same multiverse timeline somehow and need to join together to find their way back.
Buddy movie in which they both truly see each other and grow from it.
it was all because clippy helped and they worked together
More please! π
leave it on!
This is the 7.52 update notes on iOS.
https://bsky.app/profile/playyuhself.bsky.social/post/3llg2726owk23
You mean about AC: Shadows having a non-white samurai?
No I mean the dipshits who are on a 10 year old bandwagon who get triggered every time they see a black guy not in Africa.
THIS IS IT Americans... we've lost our rights. Direct quote: "People who aren't criminals that are found when we're looking for the criminal are gonna be taken into custody."
https://apple.news/AkBfxm4fHQ66hlWbTt4pk7w
But I still think there was something besides "fat fingering" going on with the Goldberg invite. I don't have a hypothesis, but someone had to be thinking something, albeit something π π‘π’πππ, to screw up this perfectly.
https://youtu.be/lpEYXaNNysM
However, I don't believe that it would have mattered...
That is cleverly savage indeed π€£
Actual systems already exist for this, they intentionally aren't using them
It sounds insane, because we tend to resist thinking one's sole purpose is to enact evil.
It's what you posted.
PEACE IS FREE
https://youtu.be/fEO7FthVgrc?feature=shared
Drag them today, drag them tomorrow.
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β’ Hidden "invite random journalist" button moved to avoid accidental taps
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See SOX compliancy.
https://pcaobus.org/
If it is, they've severely underestimated the amount of stupid they're dealing with.
They'll likely be called into the investigation now if it is.
They are generally pretty secure but I am going to say that, if you want to plan "resistance" activities - please don't use phones at all. Meet in person. Away from CCTV and electronic devices. Keep paper notes, commit to memory, then burn.