interviewed on this he said: well it is very tesla-like. it is very quick and very interesting, some people like the styling and some people dont" and "this doesnt look like anything youve seen before"
I’m sure glad that he used his tremendous wealth and media influence to buy as many cars as he can. So that one day his ashes can be placed in each little ashtray. And every car entombed in its own pyramid like a southern Californian pharaoh.
Never should’ve been greenlit. shit like letting this go & still continuously giving elon money is why biden wasn’t going to get re-elected even before the israel atrocities
As a 5’1” woman, I can attest to the fact that seats do move up so that you can see over the dashboard. Which begs the question, is Jay Leno now shorter than I am?
I guarantee you when the design team was going over the interior specs, Musk made a joke about "headroom" and kept chirping "headroom, headroom, teehee" through the rest of the presentation.
So around Los Angeles and many American metros is an underground economy. See, one day back in '95 Leno had Hugh Grant on as a guest and became obsessed with this fact, to the point that on the circuits he even has the nickname Mr. Big Wheel.
The thing about the cybertruck is that because it looks like a stupid little toy, when you actually see it in real life it’s way bigger than you expect it to be and it makes everyone look shrimpy when they sit inside of it.
I saw one in the wild going up the 14 back in October, and the two things that struck me were how it was like twice the size I thought it would be and that it was 10 times stupider looking in real life.
I keep wondering how the hell anyone properly parks the damn things. My driving instructor drove one of those stupid Scions, aka the Toasters, and that thing was a NIGHTMARE to park in because of the blind spots and it's size. I don't want to know what these PS1-ass trucks are like to parallel park.
Love to have a windshield raked so that i’m staring up at the sun instead of seeing in front of me. really solves the problem of that hideous & stupid fucking windshield wiper only clearing 1/3 of the windshield
*windows roll up and car bursts into flames*
"Fire detected. Emergency. Unlocking doors for rapid human devehicleing necessity will void your warranty. Proceed Y/N?
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Hearing how old Jay Leno is now.. I mean I never cared for him.. but yikes is he a senior citizen. “At the top of elevator” “oh so do I just go forward?”
doesn't even need to drive to the morgue. just leave that baby in traffic on the 405 (or w/e, idk LA highways) and the cybertruck will be his funeral pyre
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lol not exactly enthusiastic
-Alberto Moravia
(more or less accurately quoted)
“No I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
yeah I'm going with the second one.
great marketing by the tesla team! i'm sure when people see this walking corpse driving one everyone is gonna want one.
"Fire detected. Emergency. Unlocking doors for rapid human devehicleing necessity will void your warranty. Proceed Y/N?
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Here’s a good interview with Carter: https://youtu.be/y9Zve06Mtrs?si=OmvqRA6WxVcsKc9h
"we're going to put in [ buncha stuff they never put in ]"
"would hate to in here in an earthquake"
"actually for earthquakes youre safer in a tunnel"
https://youtu.be/25ZuKkbHdqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBegDN1UytI
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-just-gave-us-first-210032947.html