Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way - ThreadSky

marawilson.bsky.social • 465 days ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way

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joed1985.bsky.social•465 days ago

celery, too

jacobcolliver.bsky.social•465 days ago

Read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice for some reason

marawilson.bsky.social•465 days ago

I came up with this like 10 years ago and posted it on the other site and probably Mitch Hedberg was an influence. He did have that joke about rice.

sirobin.com•465 days ago

I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

phyphor.one-dash.org•465 days ago

I used to use this joke format...

devonapple.bsky.social•465 days ago

And that’s when I realized I should have just said “Yeah”.

michiyu.bsky.social•465 days ago

It still weirds me out carrots used to be purple/brown I believe

greatchumpion.bsky.social•465 days ago

This was Bugs Bunny's secret.

His powers are fueled by him always feeling hungry, probably.

douimette42.bsky.social•465 days ago

Haha very funny

andyoperandi.bsky.social•465 days ago

Oddly, apples do the same for me... And they def have more sugar 🤔

dmnutter.bsky.social•465 days ago

I know. I know.

disneyschroeder.bsky.social•465 days ago

Cooked carrots, maybe not so much

disneyschroeder.bsky.social•465 days ago

Kool-Aid is probably the liquid equivalent, or at least it is for me

lordvermire.bsky.social•465 days ago

Amen

dildo-baggins.bsky.social•465 days ago

Also if you’d like to be a little sad when you eat

edwoodk.bsky.social•465 days ago

18-carrot gold!

thoughtsbyjae.bsky.social•465 days ago

This is carrot slander

abbywilde.bsky.social•465 days ago

Carrots and guacamole are a great thing to eat when you want chips but also want early-2000s diet culture to be proud of you.

lucyde.sisc.one•465 days ago

ikr?? I don't understand why

anubisthejackal.bsky.social•465 days ago

Very little sugar content, so your body can only key off of physical distention to know when to signal "satiation".

lucyde.sisc.one•465 days ago

thank you for that I'll actually keep that in mind

david-cornelson.bsky.social•465 days ago

I see.

naylandblake.bsky.social•465 days ago

Celery just read your post and said "Hold my seltzer"

helrae1461.bsky.social•460 days ago

Unless you soup them with onion & garlic & olive oil & cumin seeds. Nom nom nom! 😋

wrongbunny.bismuth.gay•465 days ago

I like carrots thank you.

marawilson.bsky.social•465 days ago

I like them, too! I just don’t find them very filling.

antifabae.bsky.social•465 days ago

Have you tried eating 1500 of them in one go?

ismat.at•465 days ago

I was about to say: I once ate an entire leftover bowl of grated carrots one summer. There wasn’t any room left in the fridge and they’d have dried out. Would have been a waste to throw them away. Couldn’t see any carrots for the next few weeks. Wasn’t hungry for at least a day.

avhiero.bsky.social•465 days ago

ggold328.bsky.social•465 days ago

of course you do your name is bunny

wrongbunny.bismuth.gay•465 days ago

Yeah, that was the joke, sort of.

It's also true

ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social•464 days ago

Have you considered a 17 ounce carrot?

https://bsky.app/profile/thekenchilds.com/post/3klxcbb3w5k2s

oldehippi.bsky.social•465 days ago

Eat too many and start to get orange...... too much carotene.... my anorexic sister did that.

chimaera.bsky.social•465 days ago

"carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, you know it's maaaagic"

Bugs Bunny

sierzart.bsky.social•465 days ago

Ok but more details please. How many? Cooked or raw? lick them or swallow? Things like that. Cos there are people on this planet who will blame you soon not only for their personality but also for climax change, panda reviews and the rise in the demands of rabbits. Just think about it.

jessskoog.bsky.social•465 days ago

Early on, when re-starting eating healthy, they are a good snack, but normally, nope, hunger continues.

debbiekay.bsky.social•465 days ago

Oh no, now I’m hungry for hummus 🤪

latisserande.bsky.social•465 days ago

cucumber doused in soy sauce is great when you're hungry and want to be thirsty also

d4rk5tars.bsky.social•465 days ago

Pickles

jeremycshipp.bsky.social•465 days ago

I read this right after eating a bundle of baby carrots and it's very true

chuckles4ever.bsky.social•465 days ago

I totally understand! Used to eat so many my skin started to get an orange hue. Chuckles!🤭

chuckles4ever.bsky.social•465 days ago

By the way it doesn’t hurt you. You just look odd.

jennbb8.bsky.social•465 days ago

My friends trainer once told me carrots were his favorite carb and that has haunted me ever since

pocketcindy.bsky.social•465 days ago

😂

bluecho4.bsky.social•465 days ago

Truth. Nutritional value aside, carrots make for poor snacks.

astrophic.bsky.social•465 days ago

Not if you use them as a delivery mechanism for hummus

borismonster.bsky.social•465 days ago

We had Milky Ways for that in t'old days.

rougecrown.bsky.social•465 days ago

We all know carrots are delivery vessel for hummus.

phartt.bsky.social•465 days ago

An apple and a cup of tea should theoretically be a decent light breakfast, yet somehow I'm always hungrier and more grumpy afterwards than I was before eating.

porksoldier.bsky.social•465 days ago

And for the same thing but also somehow both soggy and dry, try baby carrots!

theverdict.bsky.social•465 days ago

If you smother them with hummus or blue cheese dip, they can work out

prettyday.bsky.social•465 days ago

Raw carrots is just too much chewing for me. I don't have the patience.

mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social•465 days ago

To paraphrase Rainier Wolfcastle, “My stomach! The carrots do nothing!”

dejour.bsky.social•465 days ago

Explains my 🐰

suzi00.bsky.social•465 days ago

My horses say so too, but never turn them down

lamord.bsky.social•465 days ago

Yes, but... carrot cake.

missaudacious.bsky.social•465 days ago

Carrots are my eat while cooking food.

nigelingledew.bsky.social•465 days ago

They can help you see your hair curl in the dark. Fact.

nigelingledew.bsky.social•465 days ago

Also, up there amongst the best deceptions, famous carrot eater 'Cats Eyes' Cunningham.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cunningham_(RAF_officer)

joanem.bsky.social•465 days ago

Same with Kale

motown.bsky.social•465 days ago

that's like, a vegetable right

jenstone.bsky.social•465 days ago

The most concrete-like form of fiber.

billievme.bsky.social•465 days ago

I like to munch on carrots while pretending they’re just as good as potato chips

dunn4authors.bsky.social•465 days ago

Agreed

michaelkz.bsky.social•465 days ago

Just a hollow feeling in the stomach, hungrier than before the carrots.

ahjeez.bsky.social•465 days ago

They’re the perfect vehicle for an inadvisable amount of hummus.

jaymarose.bsky.social•465 days ago

Carrots taste like crunchy, cold dirt.

squeezly.bsky.social•465 days ago

they're good when you cook all the taste out of them

mjdowntheshore.bsky.social•465 days ago

I call them portable veggies. Always have them at hand.

bolt451.bsky.social•465 days ago

That's why you use way too much dip too

bolt451.bsky.social•465 days ago

@marawilson.bsky.social I'm not shaming anyone for how much or what they eat btw . I just mean from a physical standpoint, some of the hummus will fall off the carrot ...