What are their needs exactly? Are the podcasters creating this scenario that they have a problem? Is being a white male in America such a burden? I am not being snarky; I am really curious.
In the vast cosmic punchline of boring rocks floating in space, multicellular life and the anthropocene are just the final layers in God's shameful omniroll ❤️
Hmmm, the open-ended döner kebab 'roll' style could allow the addition of semi-solid ingredients at that end.
The kebabs from a friend's Turkish Kebab shop were able to contain so much hummus they looked like an ice cream cone ...nom-nom-nom!
That list is the worst. Including lobster roll after saying you don't just get on because "roll" is in your name, but it's no more a rolled food than a hot dog. No stromboli. Are Hostess Ho-Hos, yule logs, and jelly rolls all just "Swiss rolls"? And neither Roald Dahl or Roald Amundsen made the cut.
It misses the factorial element of all possible combinations of rolled order. They look like they are taking a shot in the dark vs systematically identifying and assessing each possible combination for optimal performance characteristics. Iterative engineering shenanigans. The pariahs of science.
Some say adding the Omniroll the the List of Rolled Food page sparks the beginning of the Great Filter for any civilization that concieves it, as any civilization capable of contructing one collapses into an economic or literal black hole and the recursive nature of the project kills them all.
the way you work around this is by doing all the rolls that aren’t the omniroll, then briefly vandalise the article to remove the omniroll from the list and now your omniroll is done
I still don't understand why it was controversial. If a new axiom does not lead to obvious contradictions, then it's just like all the other axioms. Literally by definition, they don't need a satisfying logical justification. What really matters is what you can build with the bricks, not the bricks.
I was thinkin' it'd be a team effort, with a few people to lift each log, coordinate the position, and apply the necessary force to grab and lift the roll.
The real question is what kind of mouth could handle that?
This makes me think of the video of Gordon Ramsay reacting to a girl putting burrata inside an avocado and then rolling it in egg wash and breadcrumbs and deepfrying it 😂
Biggest logistical issue is how to ensure the "ice cream containing layers" are not destroyed by the deep frying required by the eggroll and chimichanga layers.
I'm not sure that the way to do this isn't to put the ice cream on the outside (the opposite of how Chi-Chi's did it). Since a cold chimichanga is still a chimichanga but a melted arctic roll is not an arctic roll. Put the ice cream on last.
Listen, tempura fried ice cream is a thing; I'm not sure how it'd handle the multiple fryings required of an Omniroll but at least one frying stage ought to be possible
Also useful as a description of LLMs (large language models) like ChatGPT (generative pre-training transformer) aka "Artificial Intelligence" (which is already intrinsically a fraudulent label, there being only a simulation of intelligence, rather than actual intelligence produced artificially).
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And then a restaurant where I can get any flatbread with the filling or topping of any other global flat bread
A turducken, but...
he WILL make it
https://youtube.com/shorts/67VM_Y6a9eA?si=vOrkSTGE92LjwbAc
The kebabs from a friend's Turkish Kebab shop were able to contain so much hummus they looked like an ice cream cone ...nom-nom-nom!
Follow up please 🙏
I thought it was on the list because I stumbled upon this last night, but it must have been from one of the replies.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll
Science must be done Mr Scalzi!
or skewer it with sufficient toothpicks
https://youtu.be/cvuktushEhY?si=HUbuL_-XrDPtruSX
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b7Wc272-Cyk
I need to stop this now.
The real question is what kind of mouth could handle that?
Discuss.
But certainly not for the taste. Right?
Right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stuffed_dishes
RFK Jr.'s brain.
Or, Elburritomonster since he has a habit of turning everything into a wellington or burrito anyway.
This was meant for you
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Scotch egg surrounded by Arctic roll surrounded by Cadbury’s mini roll.
And thank you Randall, for giving me the pure joy of writing that sentence.
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3060#Transcript
They hatin'
Patrollin' and
Tryna catch me rollin' duxelles
Tryna catch me rollin' duxelles