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35 days ago
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alucula.bsky.social
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35 days ago
hate this
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dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
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35 days ago
patently horrifying. pls never stop doing what you do.
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custardfist.bsky.social
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35 days ago
“He doesn’t get out much. He’s pretty much a hermit.”
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juanchoh.bsky.social
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35 days ago
"Uh, that's actually a lobster, so we're Ok".
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dukevulture.bsky.social
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kawaiicrusader.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Everybyear when it molts, it scurries off to trade his penis for a larger one
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hephaestos.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Looks more like a lobster
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therottenking.bsky.social
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35 days ago
The Cock Lobster
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mrfox.bsky.social
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35 days ago
hermit crab, methinks
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hephaestos.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Huge hermit crab
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cleverbotshit.bsky.social
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35 days ago
coconut
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cleverbotshit.bsky.social
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35 days ago
crab
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cowcat7.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Do you think if you gave a Coconut Crab a huge shell it would go inside it?
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willoncewas.bsky.social
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35 days ago
it was all rug burn, lsd, and gaslighting rapist hippies. frank zappa thinks it's funny. he's kind of a dick. and that other guy too.
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bluesuedepuma.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I’m going to need some melted butter and a crab cracker tool.
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gunplabrian.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Haus.....this is so viscerally upsetting
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premierbromanov.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Haus.
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horsecarnival.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I've seen these kind of situations in prawnography!
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bchalks.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Just like that fish parasite that replaces its tongue
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redicnomad.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Ew
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fungiautomaton.bsky.social
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35 days ago
In this economy, you take the home you can find
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dereknason.bsky.social
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35 days ago
😍nice crab!
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fat4all.bsky.social
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35 days ago
he’s cute
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descryptic.bsky.social
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35 days ago
It was a cock lobster
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davemaru.bsky.social
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35 days ago
It’s like an hermit crab
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amymialee.xyz
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35 days ago
first time the bsky spoiler was warrented on these
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realurso.bsky.social
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35 days ago
This is a real thing and it is called "candiru"
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realurso.bsky.social
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35 days ago
"Hi, Steve"
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nutshellgulag.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Oh dear.
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dongvile.biz
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35 days ago
Smek
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exonova.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Have you... Been reading Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson?
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animating.bsky.social
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35 days ago
this guy sat on a beach in a hermit crab shell swap and he'll have to go back when the crab outgrows the foreskin, to get a smaller more suitable crab
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robbomic.bsky.social
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35 days ago
would the ability of human skin to be stretched over time prevent the outgrowing to happen?
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robbomic.bsky.social
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35 days ago
oh wait the image description says urethra, that's worse
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jambball224.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Holy shit hahahahaha I was not expecting the imagery in the last frame 😂😱
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riscorpian.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Missed opportunity.
https://bsky.app/profile/whysharksmatter.bsky.social/post/3lg3x5q33w22i
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dilationminmay.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Why does the crab look hella cozy?
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guillotinegob.bsky.social
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35 days ago
the void calls to me again
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ben-allison.bsky.social
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35 days ago
At least the little guy looks comfortable.
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aspiringroadkill.bsky.social
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35 days ago
The way some people suck on crab legs whenever I peek into red lobster means this comic is a fantastic example of art imitating life
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thegroselha.art.br
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35 days ago
Where is the nudity
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thegroselha.art.br
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35 days ago
Oh now I get it
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lucasdahmm.com
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35 days ago
call out for @jamesfrankiethomas.bsky.social
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bluehawkie.bsky.social
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35 days ago
*joe Swanson voice*
“His name is Peter”
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eibonishere.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Hate that
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knightmarecastle.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Just the one crab. It's a bit of a hermit.
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saintbehelit.bsky.social
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35 days ago
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
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cannondebris.bsky.social
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35 days ago
“Non-sexual nudity”, seems pretty sexual if I do say so myself.
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shandy.posts.games
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35 days ago
Do you think crabs ever get "humans"
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doggyvic.bsky.social
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35 days ago
“Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the crab”
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femkultra.bsky.social
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35 days ago
ah yes the rare softshell hermit crab
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johnnyxstarlight.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Awwww a little hermit crab!
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leahshape.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Most doctors are cowards because they don't offer the crab bottom surgery.
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lucassavs.bsky.social
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35 days ago
The alt text fucking murdered me
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kingmb-xj.bsky.social
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35 days ago
You must say hi to the crab before you have sex.
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ben.kovalik.net
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35 days ago
Pull him out. Why are you coddling him. C’mon. He’s gotta learn sometime
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kitakin.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I think its very funny
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rarazz.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Small world
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iamchrisgam.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Feared the alt text, read it, fears confirmed. 😐
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marcolavag.bsky.social
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35 days ago
fun fact : in french, all hermit crabs are named Bernard
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dirty0o0jester.bsky.social
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35 days ago
His name is Phal. He likes shrimp and will do his best to please you
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
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35 days ago
this is just awful
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yeahman.bsky.social
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35 days ago
the best things are
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thatsdudebro.bsky.social
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35 days ago
But what if the crab was blushing
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odiseth.pmd.social
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35 days ago
no
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susseratal.bsky.social
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35 days ago
haus why would you draw this
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defoni.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I like it!
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rhea.art
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35 days ago
🫡
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depotagents.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Yeah this one is foul. Good job!
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zestychinchilla.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I mean, I love and respek all your work but why would you do this?
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johanndm.bsky.social
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35 days ago
It's okay, we all have some internal darkness we need to put out into the world lest it consume us once in a while
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fat4all.bsky.social
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35 days ago
he’s a hermit
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joestanley.org
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35 days ago
jfc
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hamofjustice.bsky.social
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35 days ago
we're gonna have to track down who did this. any clue where they went boss
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ruuubs.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Yeah, its shell would tear the shit out of your urethra!
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haai.bsky.social
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35 days ago
true you should've drawn a ballsack so it reads more easily
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banjoplayer.bsky.social
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35 days ago
if only there was a rag so the crab could goon
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zephie.net
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35 days ago
i think it's great. i wish i had crab
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elvf.bsky.social
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35 days ago
He should meet alien xenomorph dick
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voraciousbuddy.bsky.social
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35 days ago
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piratasocial.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Sim, obrigado por nos servir, mãe 🙏🧎
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toastercrumbs.bsky.social
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35 days ago
This comic makes me regret following you.
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
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35 days ago
it makes me regret being me
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beka.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Is it not supposed to do that?
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eleonoraredacted.bsky.social
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35 days ago
clawful
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dylzim.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Who would even make such a thing, eh? Lol naw I appreciate your sense of humour.
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dbou.bsky.social
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35 days ago
This is upsetting... why am I still giggling... xD
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xdresstera.bsky.social
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35 days ago
What's really awful is it was marked non-sexual nudity which made me go, Haha silly filter doesn't understand because I thought it was like an arm holding or wielding crab then I came to the dark, horrifying realization that it's a penis crab
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anghellik.bsky.social
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35 days ago
My sister in christ, etc etc
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scionplays.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Yes, but it's the kind of awful that's had me giggling for multiple minutes. I'm now going to inflict it on some of my friends.
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katjasteatime.bsky.social
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35 days ago
It sure is awful. Awful funny :333333
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bobatreides.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I can’t erase this from my eyes. I’m not going to unfollow you, and I want you to know that.
But no amount of eye bleach will suffice. I can’t believe you’ve done this.
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patriotrenegade.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Please apologize.
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doewnskitty.bsky.social
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35 days ago
the crab's name is sebastian and he enjoys singing
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queerassdragon.bsky.social
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35 days ago
yeah. good job.
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amypond.gay
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34 days ago
Knoblobster, innit
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zanestheargent.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Please get worse
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maisatanel.com
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35 days ago
ocean man take me by the crab lead me to the cock
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jaythemoth.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I find the idea of a hermit crab taking residence in a foreskin to be hilarious, keep them coming!
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valkyri-anna.bsky.social
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35 days ago
It really is unsettling how well-drawn the crab is
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bwphades.bsky.social
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35 days ago
less of a warning and more of a cool fact
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red-handed.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Calling my penis my hermit stab. Lol
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vktouchdown.bsky.social
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35 days ago
crabby cuz you made a good joke aren'tcha
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gabrielandworms.bsky.social
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35 days ago
B-52s voice: Cock lobster
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crbrt.com
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35 days ago
This post was made for me. Thank you
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tiawolf424.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Is it this crab?
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phiidev.bsky.social
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35 days ago
I don't think that's a crab...
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enemycrab.bsky.social
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35 days ago
🙂
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wodostheratlord.bsky.social
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35 days ago
🤢
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danceonfridayn8.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Ichiban Kasuga coded
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ginntonic.bsky.social
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35 days ago
He likes to watch
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toadescope.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Very concerning
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bsakat.bsky.social
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35 days ago
This got a really visceral reaction outta me. Well done.
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hexbear.bsky.social
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35 days ago
It would have cost you nothing to not create this
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militzer.bsky.social
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35 days ago
@moara.bsky.social
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westvirginia.bsky.social
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35 days ago
@jopabinia.bsky.social once again, i bring you crab
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jopabinia.bsky.social
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35 days ago
yikes 😬
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mongehan.bsky.social
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35 days ago
@lindnr.bsky.social
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lindnr.bsky.social
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34 days ago
:(
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mongehan.bsky.social
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34 days ago
concept art references
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cappaj.bsky.social
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35 days ago
he is a shellfish lover
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ultravioletbloom.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Is that a fucking hermit crab
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stehvee.bsky.social
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35 days ago
“Daw god dammit he cave me crustaceans”
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doctorzebra.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Well I always enjoy seeing a penis
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nichsmith.bsky.social
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35 days ago
At least it's not one of those tongue replacing isopods
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igmucikala.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Lol I’m so confused by the tag
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carlmarxman.bsky.social
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35 days ago
That crab is clearly naked. Clearly.
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igmucikala.bsky.social
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35 days ago
😭
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ohnoherehecomes.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Christ on crutches, that is horrifying. Thank you, Haus
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flowerprince1998.bsky.social
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35 days ago
How do you even come up with this stuff?
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doe.newtrios.xyz
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35 days ago
...headcrab
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orallyexpulsive.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Great.... now I'm hungry AND aroused.
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nippleghost.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Haus this is incredibly cursed thanks
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https://bsky.app/profile/whysharksmatter.bsky.social/post/3lg3x5q33w22i
“His name is Peter”
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the crab”
But no amount of eye bleach will suffice. I can’t believe you’ve done this.