911: what’s your emergency Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS 911: sir you are going to die - ThreadSky

capnwatsisname.bsky.social • 161 days ago

911: what’s your emergency

Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS

911: sir you are going to die

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dly.bsky.social•161 days ago

[over the sound of chewing kettle chips]

we’re gonna miss you bro

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

Just unplug me

captainambivalent.com•161 days ago

This Pringles machine costs a lot to run and won't really improve your quality of life

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

Where do the pringles come out

snargleplax.bsky.social•161 days ago

You're asking the wrong question. You should be asking, where do they go IN?

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

Ohhhhh

(Where do they go in)

lemmiecaution.net•161 days ago

Are you my dog

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

Maybe. What snacks do you have.

lemmiecaution.net•161 days ago

Cheesey bacon cracker things

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•160 days ago

Oh I’m coming over

ygrene.bsky.social•161 days ago

*wiping the Cheetos dust off my fingers to like and repost this*

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

Geez let me RIP bro

tomorrowx3.bsky.social•161 days ago

🥺😅🍿?

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

🤤☠️

tomorrowx3.bsky.social•161 days ago

☺️

kevtherev.bsky.social•9 days ago

😂

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•9 days ago

😁

bottesini.bsky.social•161 days ago

911: sir, do you have any breakfast cereal in the house?

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

this is a savory emergency.

foxy99.bsky.social•161 days ago

LifeFlight helicopter appears overhead, drops mixed nuts canister and nori rice crackers.

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

I’M SAVED

foxy99.bsky.social•161 days ago

But are you hydrated?

Helicopter reappears and lowers Poppi strawberry lemonade filled hamster water dispenser via rope.

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

Phew

jthomasalbert.bsky.social•161 days ago

Sir, do you have an air fryer and some pasta?

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

WOULD A DEFIBRILLATOR WORK

snargleplax.bsky.social•161 days ago

No it's gotta be pasta

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

DANGIT

jthomasalbert.bsky.social•161 days ago

Thanks for playing. Here is a consolation prize:

https://youtu.be/y3k5D1BFnt0?si=l6sn3xZyoilqiCst

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•160 days ago

THANK YOU

bardie.bsky.social•161 days ago

If we’re talking about for the cats, then you are indeed doomed

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

They are gonna need a lot of responders

mrsjac.bsky.social•32 days ago

OMG! I say while shoving tortilla chips in my mouth.

stigirish.bsky.social•161 days ago

This one still makes me giggle.

mallitriste.bsky.social•161 days ago

Ata amoo entendi

brilliantbill.bsky.social•161 days ago

Actual call (first I ever took as CHP public safety dispatcher):

Me: 911, what is the emergency?

Caller: (delirious and shrill with excitement) A guy just jumped off the Coronado Bridge!!!!!!

Me: What was he wearing?

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•161 days ago

😂😂

andyklose.bsky.social•160 days ago

😂

capnwatsisname.bsky.social•160 days ago

😁

coburnsdivine.bsky.social•161 days ago

Literally me, but with sweet and savory snacks.

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