“Oh my god this tastes AMAZING. How did y—?“ “Butter.” - ThreadSky

levparikian.bsky.social • 221 days ago

“Oh my god this tastes AMAZING. How did y—?“

“Butter.”

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catebridget.bsky.social•221 days ago

when i have no energy to cook? whole wheat spaghetti and butter

catebridget.bsky.social•221 days ago

*in equal parts 😉

levin.bsky.social•220 days ago

With parm, garlic and pepper that’s served at restaurants

benderdict.bsky.social•221 days ago

I'm imagining you sitting on a couch, dipping uncooked, crunchy spaghettos into a tub of soft butter and eating them like pocky

catebridget.bsky.social•221 days ago

um gross?

mikejaydavies.me•220 days ago

“I put some salt in it”
Most common response to my wife

bigbeardedbookseller.com•220 days ago

and none of this knob malarkey, so much butter your arteries start screaming at the mere sight of it

levparikian.bsky.social•220 days ago

Damn right

carlrosman.bsky.social•220 days ago

HARD arteries are STRONG arteries

kbethany.bsky.social•221 days ago

Meanwhile my step-mom: you’re only a good cook if you can make something taste good *without* using fat or salt 🙄

seawhat.bsky.social•220 days ago

Empty set

tinaluvzcats.bsky.social•221 days ago

Lobster be like:

pedro108.bsky.social•219 days ago

You've summarized french cuisine right there

karen-newcombe.bsky.social•221 days ago

Adding a stick of butter to any dish makes it great!!

markdowling.bsky.social•221 days ago

Biden, munching a block of Kerrygold
“Hot damn. This do that?”

greyrigs.bsky.social•221 days ago

No food was ever ruined by adding a bit more butter

lifefeed.bsky.social•221 days ago

“No there’s something more! Wh—“

“Salt.”

everythingisph.bsky.social•221 days ago

Msg

zero-gravitas.bsky.social•220 days ago

Fuiyohhhhh.

benderdict.bsky.social•221 days ago

If it's a sweet treat, it's vanilla extract, aka dessert Msg

jenstone.bsky.social•220 days ago

Rule of baking (citation: me): always double the vanilla (if not triple).

anonimaedel.bsky.social•220 days ago

Instructions unclear. Used whole bottle of vanilla concentrate. Now my entire house smells like the Pillsbury Dough man's assh**e. Please advice.

jenstone.bsky.social•220 days ago

😂🫡

benderdict.bsky.social•220 days ago

1. Strip naked
2. Mix up really strong Mudslides with vanilla vodka
3. Start baking cookies
4. ????
5. You are now a Keebler Elf

seawhat.bsky.social•220 days ago

Nothing was ever ruined by too much butter or garlic

rooker.bsky.social•221 days ago

janjonesauthor.bsky.social•221 days ago

Ho his.

bewilderbeast55.bsky.social•220 days ago

😛 My daughter is throwing slices of potato into hot butter right now. Can't wait.

opensecretalien.bsky.social•221 days ago

If the secret isn't butter, it's mayonnaise.

jeffw.bsky.social•221 days ago

Half of the population of France salutes you Sir.
They other half, although wrong, is FUMING

taxon-rascal.bsky.social•221 days ago

Dammit I realise what I forgot to put in the leek and potato soup. Thought something was amiss.

sshubi.bsky.social•221 days ago

"Budder and aowl!!! "

Paula Deen, 2013

flakyfoont.bsky.social•221 days ago

always and forever

filigreemchana.bsky.social•221 days ago

It's always butter

poptrash1966.bsky.social•221 days ago

LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ???? x

luisfelipe.me•221 days ago

Alho e cebola

atrusov.bsky.social•221 days ago

Have you ever seen The Family with Michelle Pfeiffer? Olive oil. It’s a classic scene

ashishkabob.bsky.social•221 days ago

⭐️!!!!

jeremymillar.bsky.social•221 days ago

Always.

jobpolak.bsky.social•221 days ago

This post is Crème Fraîche erasure.

geektoylove.bsky.social•221 days ago

Stolen from Chancellor Suttler?

alisonbook.bsky.social•220 days ago

Its always butter..

patday.bsky.social•220 days ago

Double cream ...

emmavardy2.bsky.social•221 days ago

So true. Have you read the book by the same name? Very good! And based on a true crime story.

mumsyface.bsky.social•220 days ago

I have read the book and keep meaning to try rice with just butter and soy sauce. Haven't yet though. 😊

jenmsft.bsky.social•220 days ago

💯

crankyraconteur.bsky.social•221 days ago

lucyw1982.bsky.social•219 days ago

Always

adhdgobl.in•221 days ago

"That smells incredible, what is-"

"Onions and garlic."

fvehafric.bsky.social•220 days ago

"That soup is so..."

"Heavy cream."

fable12.bsky.social•218 days ago

Then the best food ever made would be made of the following ingredients: butter, salt, onions, garlic, and heavy cream.

adhdgobl.in•218 days ago

You have discovered French cuisine!

fvehafric.bsky.social•218 days ago

A good leek soup will do that.

jenstone.bsky.social•220 days ago

It’s never lupus, and it’s always butter.

rothermellon.bsky.social•221 days ago

Often the same mood, but with garlic.

afroblacksiren.bsky.social•221 days ago

Garlic

bnr-keynes.bsky.social•221 days ago

and salt probably

bilberry.bsky.social•220 days ago

😂😂😂

odbol.bsky.social•221 days ago

Literally the foundation of French cooking

jcglucks.bsky.social•221 days ago

Dash of vinegar sometimes, but yeah. Mostly butter.

true-indigo.bsky.social•221 days ago

Lacking something? Salt, vinegar, msg, sugar, fat.

jcglucks.bsky.social•221 days ago

My secret ingredient: a dash of cinnamon on a savory dish.

looly.bsky.social•152 days ago

Hey, sometimes the answer is cream!

...although when you think about it, what is cream but pre-butter? 🤔

clouddysfunction.bsky.social•221 days ago

This is the way.

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