I hold the following fruit facts to be true:
1. Sliced apples are a different fruit from hand apples.
2. Pears are apples with graduate degrees.
3. Bananas are the funniest fruit. (They are phallic, they have a funny name, it’s funny that monkeys like them etc.)
1. Sliced apples are a different fruit from hand apples.
2. Pears are apples with graduate degrees.
3. Bananas are the funniest fruit. (They are phallic, they have a funny name, it’s funny that monkeys like them etc.)
Comments
No fruit is funnier to read or speak out loud.
Glad someone beat me to it- and of COURSE they’re Canadian.
Good on you, friend!
https://fineart-restoration.co.uk/news/natures-bounty-the-symbolism-of-fruit-in-art/#:~:text=Cherry%3A%20symbolic%20of%20the%20fruit,depictions%20of%20Adam%20and%20Eve.
Also, sumo oranges are top tier. Regular oranges are trash.
I really want sliced apples now. This is not how I wanted to end the year.
…according to my friend Jason when we were 12
2. Yep, pears are for fancy dishes.
3. Not sure I agree about bananas. Speaking as a female only though. However, I do believe in banana chips.
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