If I read it in my head in his voice, I fall asleep by the third post. It's better than counting sheep. That's Chuck's apparent job in the Senate, by the way.
Have spicy hot-takes on how they’re trying to bankrupt you so they can traffic your children to their labor or other camps. I mean, what are the logical end game scenarios for what’s going on? It ain’t tweets, dumb fucks.
You know, it really kinda pisses me off that he actually thinks this is creative, incisive writing. It pisses me off even more that he's being paid an enormous salary while he does it.
Oh, come on. This is kinda brilliant. Maga can't comprehend big words or long paragraphs, these tid bits might get them thinking. It's 5th grade level.
I can’t describe how angry these make me. Pre-election pablum being dumped now by the social media team because they had them in drafts and never used them
Not a single iota of sincerity or any fucking plan to help us.
I’m currently waiting till chuck Schumer does something about it since it’s his fucking job to oppose this regime and not to approve Trumps cabinet picks.
I think perhaps the Democrat strategy machine is so inextricably wedded to the two year election cycle that it cannot generate anything beyond mundane campaign messaging.
It seems democrats are coalescing around a “Trump Tax” message.
He's so fucking bad at this. This shit isn't important to me and most Americans. Taking away rights, lives, jobs etc are more important than price increases due to tariffs.
I agree those are important, but when you're on a strict budget, food and gas prices are essential to fight for the importance of what America used to be.
Ok, so the racist misogynist voters who claimed they voted for the fuhrer because of egg prices… does Schumer think they’re here? And they’ll be moved to do something because of tariffs?
One time, my husband accidentally pocket text a series of increasingly unhinged GIFs to his boss while he was mowing the lawn. This gives the same energy.
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His roller derby name is Boundless Charisma.
Like that’s fine but…. MORE
Have spicy hot-takes on how they’re trying to bankrupt you so they can traffic your children to their labor or other camps. I mean, what are the logical end game scenarios for what’s going on? It ain’t tweets, dumb fucks.
Our kids will pay 4 this incompetence.
https://bsky.app/profile/schumer.senate.gov
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w7jirivxkdpu4gvmdgsito3k/lists/3lbgmvr3lz426
Not a single iota of sincerity or any fucking plan to help us.
#impeachtrumptoday
#thinklikeageneral
[ cough ]
You are not inspired to take action following those stirring words from the Senate Minority Leader?
I got nothin'. I just wanted to post a picture of Molly Picon.
*guy who wants to speak to the manager because his piece of cheesecake is visibly smaller?*
*face palm*
It seems democrats are coalescing around a “Trump Tax” message.
“Donny turned your SS payments over to Elon then went golfing.
On your dime. You gonna take that?”