fist time since male puberty which was after the breasts popped in, I stopped dry orgasming the other day with all the issues I kept trying to find release but it escaped me, that was the worst.
Probably the one where I dreamt I got mugged and choked out when I resisted. When I woke up, I could not inhale and someone was straddling me and holding their hands on my chest.
My partner decided to ride me while I was asleep.
In my panic I fear that my fight or flight chose fight 🙃
Also there was a period of time where I came into a hole I made in my bedroom wall. There wasn't a specific sad orgasm I can recall but in retrospect I wasn't shooting my best shot during that time.
Most of my funny stories are things that I forgot about out of deep shame and now that I don't give a fuck I occasionally remember stuff and can't help but laugh.
It had been a while, as in days... So instead of glorious release, a thick glob with too much thickness and too little liquid got stuck right in the middle there. Visually bulging and painful.
Had to squeeze it out like toothpaste from a tube.
Learned my lesson and make sure it's 2+ times daily.
Contenders:
1. Wake up, half asleep, penis numb, try anyway, succeed, nothing
2. Interrupted when it's too late, stop, it goes off anyway
3. First experience after vasectomy, very obvious something is plugged
But worst by far is: Masturbate with sinus infection, worst head pain ever right as I come
When I was much younger I decided to crank one out in the bathroom at work before we opened since I didn’t want to work with a boner.
Not only was it insanely uncomfortable since we used the bathroom in the back to hold a chunk of our stock, but I busted so fast and hard it gave me a migraine.
85% of the orgasms my current partner has given me have been unsatisfactory and sex in general has been a chore. But it’s been an abusive relationship and I’m in the process of leaving so I’ll never endure that bullshit again lol I’ve already made it clear I’m not having sexual contact w him anymore
I once had a dude years later just apologize for the one time we hooked up for being so ridiculously bad. Was alllllll him. Epic apology. Massive build up for a nothing burger.
It took every trick in the book too. Headphones on watching porn at high volume, plug in the ass, vibrator on the balls, burning my nipples with lit cigarettes
The very first time I had sex without a condom, I panicked about pregnancy and sort of jizzed *inwardly* at the moment of orgasm. I was in a lot of pain for the rest of the day
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Still thinking
it was mostly just pain
Or so I'm told.
😬
My partner decided to ride me while I was asleep.
In my panic I fear that my fight or flight chose fight 🙃
Hitting someone is never fun, and worse so when I care for them 🤣
thanks @cockremover.bsky.social
kinda rude to be draggin me in public like that
Had to squeeze it out like toothpaste from a tube.
Learned my lesson and make sure it's 2+ times daily.
1. Wake up, half asleep, penis numb, try anyway, succeed, nothing
2. Interrupted when it's too late, stop, it goes off anyway
3. First experience after vasectomy, very obvious something is plugged
But worst by far is: Masturbate with sinus infection, worst head pain ever right as I come
Not only was it insanely uncomfortable since we used the bathroom in the back to hold a chunk of our stock, but I busted so fast and hard it gave me a migraine.
breakfast first at least
that, or 500,000 forehead kisses.
u decide. ^~^
can’t say i recommend
Listen, I thought it might be really refreshing okay?