they need to teach about the patrick swayze tweet in colleges around the world. This thing is a true work of art, and arguably what twitter was all about
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The amount of times I have “uh oh y’all it’s gettin kinda hazy” on the tip of my tongue but I hold back because I’m aware how crazy I’ll look if I rap it out loud is… many
Most of my friends are not terminally online so I can't even get it to the tip of my tongue because I know I don't have the energy to explain it afterwards, and then, after that, explain why it's perfect.
I've always enjoyed being on the inside, but at the same time it definitely cuts a lot of material out of my repertoire when I'm talking to (checks notes) normal people.
i’ve tried to come up with a few lines but they always sucked and i do believe there cannot actually be a following line. it MUST remain forever potential, never realized
our 4 year old is already into chanting “teeth teeth teeth” even though she barely understands why it is funny, let alone perfection (similar to the Swayze rap tweet”
just genuinely perfect execution of not needing a punchline to be funny. or rather, painting the picture leading up to the punchline in their head and pressing play
i could never forget about this one. it not having a definite punchline has made it live rent free in my head as an unanswered question about the universe
i hope that when i lie in my deathbed, that this will be one of the tweets that i think about. so i can steal it and make all the nurses and doctors laugh with a funny joke about some old dead guy
one of the special things about it is the stupid amount of times ive repeated the tweet in my head without being able to come up with a variation that felt better than this one in any way. it's just SO perfect
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It’s quite crazy
He ain’t lazy
No criticisms faze me
Bro, don’t tase me
Very talented his ways be
High dollar his pays be
His yachts stored in bays be
Of course we talkin bout GREGORY PECK.