…okay, who did this? and what’s your beverage of choice, because you should drink for free for the rest of your life
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🚬😎
*draws deep breath*
*cackles some more*
I’ll chip in for the designer’s drinks! 😁
- Resolved technical issues and provided troubleshooting support for end-users.
- Installed, configured, and updated hardware and software systems.
- Monitored and maintained network performance and system security.
- Documented technical processes and created ...
This is amazing.
You probably do more but it sounds nice.
I would be a mountain woman if I had all that support ❤️
Phlogiston monitor:
1. Conducted routine inspections and maintenance of phlogiston containment systems.
2. Monitored and recorded phlogiston levels to ensure compliance with safety standards.
3. Responded to and resolved any anomalies or fluctuations in phlogiston readings.
1/2
5. Collaborated with team members to improve monitoring protocols and safety measures.
2/2
* Attended scheduled interviews and appointments with relevant authorities.
1/2
* Engaged in language or cultural orientation programs to support integration.
* Maintained communication with legal representatives or caseworkers as needed.
(Asylum seeker)
2/2
* Conducted thorough reconnaissance to ensure operational success.
* Maintained and secured all tools and equipment for optimal performance.
1/2
* Reviewed and refined strategies to improve efficiency and effectiveness.
(Assassin)
2/2
- Maintained professional communication and ensured client satisfaction within established boundaries.
- Adhered to personal safety protocols and implemented risk management strategies.
- Managed scheduling and time efficiently to meet commitments.
- Conducted self-care routines to maintain physical and mental well-being.
- Ensured compliance with local laws and regulations relevant to the profession.
Absolutely MAGNIFICENT!
-Maintained a clean and welcoming vehicle environment for passengers.
-Provided excellent customer service, addressing passenger needs and inquiries.
-Ensured compliance with local traffic laws and Uber platform guidelines.
@brandontseifert.bsky.social
Carpenter
Lab technician
Fire safety educator
Ice cream scooper
Try it
Perfect!!
This could work for most resumes, too!
Amazing.
They are awesome and the thread is a good read 😂
It’s genius.
And anyone using this brilliant tool should add a 6th bullet point:
"I used AI to generate 5 bullet points to save time doing a pointless task"
Provided guidance and inspiration.
Oversaw natural and cosmic cycles to ensure order .
Responded to prayers and mediated conflicts among mortals and deities.
Fostered growth, prosperity, and well-being.