It’s really tragic when a near 80yo can no longer pull up his pants to the nipples after starting a trade war which managed to burn the combined GDP of the UK and France of US wealth in 48 hours.
Krasnov announces 3000% tariffs on Narnia and Freedonia. Promises tariffs will be paid - by the White Witch and Groucho Marx. He’s mad at the White Witch - so unfair - for denying him Turkish Delight, which he claims to have first experienced at a strip club in Thailand. Wait…
Our wonderful president has the biggest, most beautiful tits of any president in the history of the world. Many people are saying they'd suck those tits and say thank you, sir.
he's gained a bunch of weight and his belt was killing him all 18 holes and when he ducked into the men's for a shit he was like fuck it but when (if) he sees this photo and his weird little skin tag naked hermit crab head up there he's going to eat a bowl of ice cream and rage post
I thoroughly expect this picture to persist with the pants growing marginally higher until it’s just off enough to fall in the uncanny valley like those pictures of Charlie Kirk’s tiny face.
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May his diaper fumes take out his entire cabinet and Elmo too!
clap on clap off
the stock market
If a pig receives some previously worn clothes from their older pig siblings.... Is it a ham-me-down?
Look depression era economics calls for depression era humor
I've got a financial apocalypse for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
Why the fuck did anyone vote for me