Wait a damn minute! IS LILLY SELLING US STUFF AND WE DON'T KNOW IT? Did I miss the "Buy my shit paweeese!" Tweet from her? I'm always a day late, and a puddy tat short!
Hi Ellen and LuLu'booboo! I JUST joined and U r my 1st message... i think our profile pics perfectly mirror one another... ms'marni'moo is my LuLu ! omg lulus a beauty and a cutieee... xo have a fluffy day, Cat Lady !
Dawg'Man'musumano
It's obligatory that anyone with a dog or cat posts a pic of that dog or cat; as a first post, even better. That was once true for Twitter also. Now cats and dogs refuse to exist in that MAGA space.
I just spent ten minutes scrolling through your feed and found exactly one picture of a cat named Lily--admittedly I was distracted by your posts about the fall of Assad and the cabinet nominations, but those are beside the point. Where is this cat-centered grift I was promised?!
I’ve still got my account over at Brand X, and I’m suffering withdrawal from my trollish behavior over there. Unfortunately, I don’t have any cat pictures handy to share with Jeff. We’re more of a dog family. So it’s off to Google I go.
This dude clearly didn't follow you on Twitter during the beloved Carla years (and clearly annoyed that you are posting something that brings you joy because I doubt he has any).
The cat-hater shouldn’t ever go to Greece or Egypt where cats have ruled for centuries…
I’ll never forget the image of a cat at the steps of a Greek island harbor fishing out a tiny live fish and eating it raw before heading for the tourists at cafe tables for extra morsels.
My apologies to your pup for misgendering her. But, wow. That is a startlingly blue eye. I imagine you have gotten used to it. Still, you must get frequent reminders from people seeing her for the first time.
It was very time consuming to carve the cat pics in stone to the pyramids, and bow climate change is destroying them. A new way needed to record the kittens, and let's face it, we ain't hauling no stones around.
When you have a shiny new acct you need to ease in...i still haven't dirtied mine up yet...hence the random pic of the cookies I baked the other night. There may still be puppy shots before I really dive in...
This guy is amusingly pathetic but it's creepy as hell how Twitter has normalized absolute fucking unhinged hatred of women. OH MY GOD HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A CAT BUT WOMEN LIKE CATS AND WOMEN ARE THE WORST THINGS EVER
They hate women because they don’t shower and no woman wants to get close to them. Then they blame women for them not being touched. Maybe shower and change your whole personality? That should be a good start. 👍🏽
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Exhausted from chasing Xers away...
Why does Jeffrey hate freedom?
I saw your rethuglican meme and had to share 😄😄
Dawg'Man'musumano
More pics required
I did buy the second edition of your D of E book.
My grand-cat Oscar says hi.
I’ll never forget the image of a cat at the steps of a Greek island harbor fishing out a tiny live fish and eating it raw before heading for the tourists at cafe tables for extra morsels.
Easiest block ever!!
entertaining to see how the pundits who get the face-time on
corporate MSM sites start tap dancing their way back into
self righteousness
(Except I’m allergic to cats, but whatever, they’re cute)
Not actually here for the cat pics, but I take 'em -- never met a cat I didn't like.
Also, we're not stupid -- not unaware that most big accounts that largely broadcast are here (and there) to sell something.
Not actually here for the cat pics, but I take 'em -- never met a cat I didn't like.
Cashiers Should Say 'You're Welcome' Instead of 'No Problem'. While a smaller grift it might have started it all.
Invaluable; asshole filter.
Sorry, Lily, did not mean that literally.
Self abasement.
I’m sorry. Who’s being grifted, exactly?
Tell what I didn’t get tricked by: Trump.
Just sayin, if Trump ever gets a cat….
I mean FFS.
And yet, he’s obsessed with pussy. Without money, the man is 100% incel.
So the kitten offensive, “Operation Lily,” clearly had an enormous impact, since you were just a blank slate…
It may or may not make me more likely to buy your book but hey it's worth a shot
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