Oooh. Good call. He could replace the statues of saints with various renditions of Steven Seagal shitting himself when being knocked out by Gene LeBell.
The Swiss Guard will point their polearms directly at the FDA. They have no chance once the power of God and the judicial powers of New Mexico are at their doorstep
Popes and other monarchs need to get with the times. The UK's recent monarchs used the names they went by before taking the throne even though they have three backup middle names to choose from, the new pope should've broke with tradition and called himself "Pope Bob."
Charles and his mom used the same name as regent as they did before, George VI and his grandpa Edward VII were "Bertie" before ascending to the throne, but Geo.6's brother and father used the name their mothers called them. Alexandrina Victoria seems to have always gone by her middle name.
It's not OK for you to be pope. That cult is old. You can do better. All you have to do is embrace Oprah as God, and be the Jesus or Mohamed that the world needs.
After that the pope is gonna look like a side character from fast and the furious. Dumbass milenial shit.
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Which, given who is the secretary of health now doesn’t sound as crazy as it once did.
I think they factored that into the choice
He's no longer a Robert. He gave that up.
It was already a stretch for the church to pick an American Pope.
...well ok, 6 hours wearing the ring sitting on the papal throne and issuing edicts clarifying/reversing ~2000 years of the church, then resigning.
After that the pope is gonna look like a side character from fast and the furious. Dumbass milenial shit.
...wait...
...I think you mean a different Robert.