Eat a weed gummy, get half drunk and slap on a nicotine patch, we're going to the mall in December! - ThreadSky

theciscokidder.bsky.social • 80 days ago

Eat a weed gummy, get half drunk and slap on a nicotine patch, we're going to the mall in December!

Comments

luluroche.bsky.social•79 days ago

WHOOPIE!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•79 days ago

😆

luluroche.bsky.social•78 days ago

😁

fungiblethadius.bsky.social•80 days ago

This is the beginnings of a modern classic. I’m thinking a 12 days of Christmas remake kind of tune.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

Yes!

boooooby.bsky.social•80 days ago

This is an opportunity! Instead of waiting on the bench, stay with her every step of the way. No complaining!

boooooby.bsky.social•80 days ago

Keep your eyes off the hotties.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

Good thing I'm dead inside!

boooooby.bsky.social•80 days ago

Stay strong! You can do this. Just think about all the crap she has to put up with. You owe it to her. Be a good shopper tagalong.

fratboyamy.bsky.social•80 days ago

Pour some wine in a Stanley. Just like a soccer mom!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆

robertelewis.bsky.social•80 days ago

You're funny let me explain that a cannabis or THC Gumby does not get you junk. This is only available through ethanol not THC. Please mail me my THC patch or Gumby thank you merry Christmas.

rustybalzak.bsky.social•80 days ago

Don’t forget to stop at my kiosk and save $5 on your LED backlit iPhone 10 case!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😂

100pounds.bsky.social•79 days ago

Hell, two patches!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•79 days ago

hammer59.bsky.social•80 days ago

Substitute “Valium” for weed and you get “Costco”

Substitute “meth” and you get Walmart

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

🤣

hoseycow.bsky.social•80 days ago

Alcohol prohibits cannabis psychoactivity.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

Still awesome to mix it!

vibeulator.bsky.social•80 days ago

that's crazy you crazy

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😂

metallicunt.bsky.social•80 days ago

Doing the Lord's work here

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆😂

psychopoet.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sounds like victory to me

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•80 days ago

It’s been an honour to shit post with you, sir 🫡

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆 The honor is all mine 🙂

darkersunrise.bsky.social•80 days ago

May the odds be ever in your favor. (I don’t mall from October through January and then again from February through September) 😂

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

That's solid thinking. I hate any type of shopping in November and December.

helenpeatfield.bsky.social•80 days ago

The horror

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆

redletrcrusader.bsky.social•80 days ago

That's called a Sears & Roebuck Speedball

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

🤣

klaybourne.bsky.social•80 days ago

The fucking mail would still be in the box the following Monday… on my way to getting half drunk, I’d find the Oreos, then I’d have to find the Doritos to pair with them, then I would have to watch Die Hard, put a level my night elf hunter and take a nap.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

🤣 This is more likely tbh

cocaineowlbear.bsky.social•80 days ago

Yeah, I'm not doing that without Xanax. I learned my lesson.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆

kmillz.bsky.social•80 days ago

whewwww good luck cisco🤣😭

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆 Thanks!

nerdyfatguy.bsky.social•80 days ago

We were just discussing alternatives to lard in baking and i thought you called him Crisco.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

I used to get called that back in the 80's when I was a kid 😂

deadseriousmick.bsky.social•80 days ago

There's a mall left?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•79 days ago

I live be in Iowa and we're about 10-20 years behind the rest of the country.

deadseriousmick.bsky.social•79 days ago

We still have a couple left here in Illinois as well

superintrovert.bsky.social•80 days ago

Let’s go!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆

nahyoudoit.bsky.social•80 days ago

You wouldn’t catch me at the mall in December even if I was freebasing cocaine and slamming beer bongs. I can’t do it.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😂🤣 You would if I asked you to go with me.

nahyoudoit.bsky.social•80 days ago

themikamajor.bsky.social•80 days ago

At least you are weaponized!

garbagerat.bsky.social•80 days ago

God speed. I miss a good mall, it was truly the perfect place to day drink.

brubaker.bsky.social•79 days ago

What did we ask Santa for this year?

rich-slaney.bsky.social•80 days ago

Ha!

vozderaquel.bsky.social•80 days ago

That's why God made catalogs back in the old days and on-line ordering in the new days, friend. -- Ancient person (ok me)

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

There's always one trip to the mall every xmas season for this fam

vozderaquel.bsky.social•80 days ago

Good luck! May the odds be ever in your favor!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

Thanks!

moodyone.bsky.social•80 days ago

Minus the nicotine patch and add a muscle relaxer and I'm in! Lmao

lynnsane5150.bsky.social•80 days ago

Lmao — no thanks just can’t do it!! I would end up with cotton mouth paranoid as hell - talking loudly about everything I see!!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😂

quantumboots.bsky.social•80 days ago

just hear those sleigh bells jingling

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆

dumpstermuffin.bsky.social•80 days ago

I'll take a Xanax thanx

addiane.bsky.social•80 days ago

That doesn't sound too bad actually

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

Except for going to the mall part 😆

roguestardust.bsky.social•80 days ago

I’ve been missing an old school mall these days. I could go buy a new poster, flirt with boys, try on makeup, & stop by McDonald’s & Orange Julius on the way out. A solid day. 🤞🏼

theciscokidder.bsky.social•80 days ago

Those were the days!

addiane.bsky.social•80 days ago

We'll just hit up the ice skating rink