Lots of positive talk about how neurodivergent and people on the autism spectrum navigate the ins and outs of social media but not enough talk about the otherwise normal dead eyed tapioca brains that canβt parse humour, irony or sarcasm from the written word.
It's not the same as old "Weekly World News". They admitted they made stuff up, too. There was an old Mojo Nixon/ Skid Roper song from the 80's called "The Amazing Bigfoot Diet" that was nothing but headlines and ads from the WWN.
Earth human, you make no sense. Your words say one thing, but you clearly intend to convey something else entirely. What do you call this strange inverted juxtaposition of words and feelings?
What am I to believe? Some website youβre sending me to or this paper in my hands right now that says itβs the βAmericaβs Finest News Source?β
The really humiliating part is that the error was pointed out by a person who apparently isnβt aware of the difference between the adverb βthereβ and the personal pronoun βtheirβ. Only one thing to say about people like that, βTheyβre not very astute.β
Listen Comen_glutimate+1, if that even is your real name, which I seriously doubt. If you go around debunking a valid, respected news source just because they tell facts that you don't like then you're no better than the other guys.
I need you to step back and think about what you've said here.
it's weirdly unique just to this site but there are so many people here who have not see, heard, or even told a joke before and i desperately want to know how they live their lives
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you are COOKED my son
everything I've seen from you to date has clearly been very accurate and serious
*their
How do I know these things? I was a subscriber.
It's not like it's sold at newsstands; you have to go out of your way to get it
Incredible!
Finest, not fictional.
I just followed you! π Follow back?
Whoa!
Some family tree... π€£ππ€£π€©
JFC, don't people read anymore?
I need you to step back and think about what you've said here.
1. Wow I can't believe this is real.
2. wtf this is almost too real to be satire
3. This is fake. I am very smart for realizing this