My grandfather smoked 2-3 packs a day, drank daily, and straight up ate stripped fat off meat as a main part of his diet and lived to be 60, why is he acting like this is unusual and not just "every man from the 1940s-1985"
he should start the raw meat diet, much better for you. Cooking the meat gets rid of the juices, which is why he got an impacted colon. If he ate it raw, it would slide right through him.
Excuse me, but Al Michaels hasn't eaten a vegetable in over 80-years. Says even a carrot is an objectionable vegetable. Can Catturd make the same claim?
The leveling effect that the internet has is such a double edged sword in that it lets marginalized people be visible but it also lets gross freaks like this, who must radiate the ick 30 feet away, masquerade as someone who isn't viscerally disgusting.
Usually that's a nurse with rubber gloves, but can require more dire methods (Bolsanaro was so full of shit he required a nasogastric tube to pump it loose, if I recall)
I was an EMT during undergrad. An EMT I knew told me he responded to a call and a guy was attempting to perform CPR on his mother but she was backed up so far, the son was spitting out excrement.
It's hard to say what we'd do in an emergency.
I know that terrorists often set off an explosion and wait for people to rush to help and then set off a 2nd explosion.
But, if I was a bystander, I would likely run to help after the 1st one. I don't think I could stop myself.
The guy that related that incident to me was accepted to medical school in his Junior year of undergrad and is a leading cardiologist.
I was pre-med but, after working my way through undergrad as an EMT, I switched my major and became an attorney.
It’s only gonna get worse for him, he’s an obese man who doesn’t exercise (he ran over a cat driving to his mail box, which is 150 yards from his door) and he’s a senior now.
Looking forward to “the doctors said I have diabetes”, and “the doctors want to take off my foot, which has gangrene btw”
The fact that this literal shitbag bag seems to have unrestricted access to healthcare yet people are dying because they're too poor to afford even a trip to an Urgent Care is all you need to know about how fucked we are as a society.
It feels vaguely unfair that I feel obligated to do all this shit to try and stay vaguely healthy and these guys just thrash their bodies like used cars and are still going
In totality the ideology is "You can't tell ME what to do, but if anyone strays from the norms I hold then I will advocate for your abuse, torture, and death."
It's "his right" to never eat vegetables but if a mom buys a shirt that looks pinkish then she and the five year old need their asses beat.
i mean, to be fair i'm also kinda like that, except in opposite direction. the more they pressure society to be 'anti-woke' the more woke i wanna be because they can't tell me what to do dammit.
Between this guy stuffing his innards until they nearly explode and hegseth refusing to wash his hands because he can’t see bacteria, these idiots would be doing us a solid and taking themselves out if it wasn’t for the miracles of modern medicine.
Hold the fucking phone---this isn't a cat shitposting account??? This mf took the name CATTURD and ISNT using it to shitpost about cats are you fucking kidding me
Sometimes i am blessed by the mere fact that I never quite figured out how to use twitter. I had an account and everything, but the last social media platform I felt confident using was tumblr back in like....2012? I think I'm just old!
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The only thing the hellbound craves is company.
(for the gullible: do not do this)
But also yes, as of this year gen x is turning 60
Thats the approximate size of his monthly shit.
The gigachad eats his veggies. It is written 🙏
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF6S2yhL5yg
Catturd is redundant for proving the 60 thing.
"WAAAHH ME NO LIKE YUCKY VEGGIES, WAAAAH"
Usually that's a nurse with rubber gloves, but can require more dire methods (Bolsanaro was so full of shit he required a nasogastric tube to pump it loose, if I recall)
(I say the same thing when I open the NYT and WaPo.)
I know that terrorists often set off an explosion and wait for people to rush to help and then set off a 2nd explosion.
But, if I was a bystander, I would likely run to help after the 1st one. I don't think I could stop myself.
I was pre-med but, after working my way through undergrad as an EMT, I switched my major and became an attorney.
🤮
Looking forward to “the doctors said I have diabetes”, and “the doctors want to take off my foot, which has gangrene btw”
"It is a miracle I am alive."
>Can't poop.
Maybe that’s why he has a stick up his ass, he is always constipated from lack of fiber😭
Now: I want to know precisely how long, and how often, he spends getting cheeseburgers out his poo-chute.
It's "his right" to never eat vegetables but if a mom buys a shirt that looks pinkish then she and the five year old need their asses beat.
God that video was disturbing. I couldn't even watch all of it. Just thinking about it...ugh
Is a miserable person
Nah, he's an expected of science
This cock sucker is 60 FUCKING YEARS OLD?!
That is shameful
"Pray for me, I'm in the hospital with a colon blockage"
that one would be a perfect add
Doesn't eat vegetables
What does he actually eat??