Did you know that thereβs a foolproof way to make money gambling on boxing π₯ matches?? π€― If you pay one of the boxers to lose the match but you win more betting on the match than you paid them, you are GUARANTEED to make money!! π€π€π€
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I'm sorry, if it's guaranteed to make money it is not gambling. It may be many things (fraud, a route to a meeting with large gentlemen with lengths of lead pipe in a dark alley) but there is no betting the odds at all.
So pay letβs say 1000 bucks for a guy to throw the fight, bet 2000 for the opponent to win?π€ Your logic makes sense. Hell if I could, Iβd do it! Wonder how many people actually did it that way! π€£
When my dad had the middleweight champ of Canada, he had a meeting with some Montreal businessmen who were interested in investing. Dad knew exactly who they were, lol
It's not foolproof because what always happens is the boxer you pay always puts down a lot of money on himself and wins fight and then you have to hire killers to track him and his dame down but then he shows up at your house and shoots you even though you thought he was dead. Every time.
I was 22 when Pulp Fiction came out, so I've seen it 83,726 times. There was a law in place, you see, a Federal law passed by Congress and signed by Bill Clinton that said everyone in America old enough to see an R-rated movie had to see Pulp Fiction at least 50,000 times or they'd get the hounds.
And there were tests. You'd see these guys on campus who looked a little too old to be students and a little too young to be faculty, wearing brand new windbreakers for your college team, and they'd walk up and ask you what they call a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in France, and you'd better know.
The boxer doesnβt show up at your house to shoot you. He shows up at his own house, where youβd been waiting, hoping to shoot him! But the main point stands: bookies hate when this happens
I tried this, didn't work out. The darned boxer went all Norman Bates (Mother) on me, a week before the fight and became a pacifist. Remember when Norman was all alone in that room and wouldn't even brush away the fly on his hand? Just like that, right there...π²
You have to make sure the boxer knows not to listen to any foolish instincts he might have in the fight. Remind him the night before that pride only hurts, it never helps
It's a scam. I tried to do this, but the boxer who was supposed to throw, had a bout of consciosness and won the match after taking my money.
I tried to dispute it with PayPal and have them refund me, but they ignored my case.
Do not recomend.
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It's the one AFTER that you knock me out. Cheers!
That's pride fucking with you.
Extenuating circumstances can have a weird way of putting things in perspective.
Fools and cheats wager on human actions. Humans lie and cheat instinctively.
Bookmakers hate it.
I mean; they really, really hate it. Like you wouldn't believe. Real bad.
I tried to dispute it with PayPal and have them refund me, but they ignored my case.
Do not recomend.
Was a very strange match.
Turned out both of them where paid to loose.