“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face - ThreadSky

ygrene.bsky.social • 355 days ago

“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face

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spin4srv.bsky.social•119 days ago

Yes, all questions being asked already answered by my 'Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting' t-shirt.

sirala6.bsky.social•354 days ago

Baby Yoda

davekidneys.bsky.social•355 days ago

So speaks someone who has never tried to change a nappy/diaper.

Those things have power.

radianthostility.bsky.social•173 days ago

Yes. That baby was listening to Shaw brothers movie in the womb and came out with mastery of five different styles.

vanessad.bsky.social•354 days ago

captainslim.lol•355 days ago

That little baby was fast as lightning.

paulrichwine.com•355 days ago

everybody knows what they mean by everybody

whiterussianfan.bsky.social•83 days ago

@favskeet2.bsky.social

whiterussianfan.bsky.social•121 days ago

This is the funniest post I've ever seen on any social media ever. You win the internets, man.

benleash.bsky.social•120 days ago

It's a very beautiful song.

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•355 days ago

Some of them were actually doing Jiu-Jitsu too.

panaluke.bsky.social•120 days ago

Obviously them babies weren’t winning back then.

afburns.bsky.social•355 days ago

Wow so you'd send a baby into a melee without martial arts training, duly noted

bradfriedman.dev•354 days ago

Let your anger be like a monkey inside a piñata; hiding amongst the candy hoping the kids don't break through with the stick.

bisonfish.bsky.social•355 days ago

I'm guessing you've never been head butted by a baby those little coconuts can do some damage

tooterfish-popkin.bsky.social•121 days ago

I need to give the song a re-listen, but I don't think they specified that they were kung-fu fighting *well.* I assume most of them were kung-fu fighting really badly. And a baby probably could kung-fu fight really, really badly

vinegarmike.bsky.social•355 days ago

this is specifically funny to me because this was the #1 song the week I was born

(my jaundiced baby ass was absolutely not kung-fu fighting so I'm living proof that your beef with the song absolutely stands)

plantgrowth.bsky.social•355 days ago

You were kung fu fighting that bilirubin

partialobserver.bsky.social•355 days ago

Little Christian baby is a black belt and they’re coming for your parachute

beturpin.bsky.social•355 days ago

I guess every bunny was Kung fu fighting...

everlyjane.bsky.social•355 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Dz4MvMAIQ

comixthomas.bsky.social•354 days ago

They are bullshit and you should tell them they are bullshit

jessica-strong.bsky.social•355 days ago

Those were different times. A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes turned the world upside down. Many normal people were k*lled. Many unnatural people roam free to commit great offenses against the gods.

friggle.bsky.social•355 days ago

There were no babies during this era. Everybody was busy, as described

theotherspeakman.bsky.social•355 days ago

I believe that was in the movie Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist.

misterstupid.bsky.social•354 days ago

I can say that the baby was kung-fu fighting. Because that baby? That baby was ME.

michellacombe.bsky.social•354 days ago

You know they start kicking in the womb, right?

paintedsky.ca•355 days ago

Yes. And you know why?? Because it was a christian baby

mrsgladstone.bsky.social•122 days ago

Don’t mess with this baby. He will f you up.

nathanielleighva.bsky.social•354 days ago

You may be disbelieving, but those cats were as fast as lightning. I am, of course, talking about the literal cats. The kung fu babies were throwing at their enemies.

thx3188.bsky.social•354 days ago

one of my earliest facebook statuses was “surely, not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting” and i stil chuckle every time it reminds me of it

zechharvey.bsky.social•354 days ago

“Detective McNamara! You’re a loose canon! You’re off the Kung-Fu Baby Case! Turn in your weapon and your badge.”

mxnectarine.bsky.social•353 days ago

No, they did the mash.

kentrandau.bsky.social•353 days ago

Or the hustle?

patri.xyz•355 days ago

You are no match for my master’s drunken baby style!!!!

maartenmaesen.bsky.social•355 days ago

Sounds a little bit frightening.

rackletang.bsky.social•355 days ago

In fact, it was.

barleyscotch.bsky.social•354 days ago

Only because it was done with expert timing is anyone left alive to tell the tale!

val808.bsky.social•355 days ago

"And they were fast as lightning, you say? So about 270,000 mph, a velocity that, from zero, would be instantly fatal? Oh but please do go on..."

misterstupid.bsky.social•354 days ago

It would be instantly fatal...

For the dude they're kicking.

wonkish.bsky.social•354 days ago

[Kurzgesagt narrator voice] But what if you were in fact, as fast as lightning?

j-k.games•355 days ago

The baby is doing the best they can, don't be so hard on the baby.

baby doesn't even have a sash

j-k.games•355 days ago

Anyway getting some real Big Boss Baby vibes from this.

skanedog.bsky.social•355 days ago

Yeah but was it a Christian baby and did it have a parachute?

mrmambo.bsky.social•354 days ago

You better watch your mouth or kung-fu baby Yoda gonna come put your lights out.

yellslikegoats.bsky.social•355 days ago

Do you at least agree it was a little bit frightening

sonuvafitch.bsky.social•355 days ago

get his ass

haljak.bsky.social•355 days ago

You tie strings round the babies and use them as nunchucks. Trust me I was there.

jasski.bsky.social•355 days ago

I would pay good crypto money for that.

jasski.bsky.social•355 days ago

I found a perfect gif. But then I looked at the instructions for adding a gif and way to much effort.

dallas-taylor.bsky.social•355 days ago

Kung Fu Baby was just greenlighted.

peterahonen.svampriket.se•355 days ago

They were funky? Oh even Chinatown was funky? Funky how, Carl? Were these some kind Sly and the Family Stone type of Kung Fu fighters or do you mean they smelled strong? Carl, answer me. Carl.