cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast me: ok cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl me: ok cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch - ThreadSky

madimemmy.bsky.social•172 days ago

1/4 cup of granola is NOT a serving size.

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karennotqaren.bsky.social•172 days ago

Lol especially Fruity Pebbles...that little box is gone before you know it😂

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snootyvonb.bsky.social•172 days ago

Do I eat cereal? No.

Do I have cereal? No.

Do I *want* cereal? Yes. Yes I do.

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sticket-toodaman.bsky.social•172 days ago

Here's an adult life hack: you can have cereal any time.

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snootyvonb.bsky.social•172 days ago

Yes, but that requires going out to purchase said cereal. 😂

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homunculusix.bsky.social•171 days ago

Ever measured out the ACTUAL suggested serving size? Turns out even when you've resisted second helpings your original bowl was about 3 servings anyway

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mrtoads.bsky.social•171 days ago

It’s not just for breakfast any more..

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33bee.bsky.social•172 days ago

Blah!

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rifka.bsky.social•171 days ago

basically Smile 2

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kiora.bsky.social•171 days ago

That was me when I got a box of Vanilla Chex...

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jimmycraig42.bsky.social•171 days ago

I swear officer, its how I found him...face down in a bowl of cereal

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deroldsen.bsky.social•171 days ago

Oops, all gone! Better get some more...

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himham.bsky.social•172 days ago

me: ok

cereal: hey wait, stop

me: ok

cereal: really, cut it out, that's like your fifth-

me: ok

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cold-feet.bsky.social•172 days ago

That’s exactly why I mostly buy Wheat Chex. Whole grain, high fiber, low sugar. I also don’t put any sweetener on it. I’m too lazy for fruit. So I don’t eat it often, and I don’t crave seconds.

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sticket-toodaman.bsky.social•172 days ago

Life was meant for living, friend. Not...whatever you're doing with cereal.

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madammaleficent.bsky.social•172 days ago

lol literally me last night.

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marie-atl.bsky.social•172 days ago

I'm looking at you, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 😒

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red-squirrel.bsky.social•172 days ago

Lmao I came here to say exactly this. What do they put in that shit??

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marie-atl.bsky.social•172 days ago

This.... and the bastards have the nerve to sell it, too!
https://ctcseasoning.com/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/CTC_seasoning-qt5solawe3ol7n66woib7rl9e1sj4e307pthftw2yo.png

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snootyvonb.bsky.social•172 days ago

How did I never know this existed?!? 😳

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thomaswolfe.bsky.social•171 days ago

Cereal conspires with milk to always keep the balance off. "Oh, too much milk, need to add some cereal. Oops, too much cereal, got to add some milk..."

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thatguyoverthere1.bsky.social•172 days ago

The struggle is real.

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juniperbloom.bsky.social•172 days ago

Cereal will be the death of me….literally. Thanks Kellogg.

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iangertler.bsky.social•172 days ago

Another case of the breakfast aisle "cereal filler," Ygrene! That said, which one did you eat multiple bowls of earlier?

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ktcakes.bsky.social•172 days ago

Am I the only person on earth who doesn’t like cereal?

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vanessawhite.bsky.social•172 days ago

So true 🤣🤣🤣

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chicagomstie.bsky.social•172 days ago

This is a sequel to The Stuff, but it was rejected because it's too realistic.

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xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social•172 days ago

I honestly could eat porridge breakfast lunch and dinner

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popandmarsh.bsky.social•172 days ago

Omg hahaha

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regalbeagle.bsky.social•172 days ago

Crikey, lay off the weed man. Lol.

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tre91.bsky.social•172 days ago

Damn you Golden Grahams 😩

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cheersmom.bsky.social•172 days ago

Literally a gateway drug

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sunsetcrest.bsky.social•171 days ago

I've given up ages ago and just have the box with me while watching tv

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trielly92966.bsky.social•171 days ago

This is so true.

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vodouqueen.bsky.social•172 days ago

😂🥣

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beerleaguepro.bsky.social•172 days ago

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linguinimanini.bsky.social•172 days ago

As a Type 1 diabetic, it gets the evil mustache much faster for me, but the general cycle is still the same

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grayvera.bsky.social•172 days ago

Yes! Even when the milk turns black

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beerleaguepro.bsky.social•172 days ago

This is way better than I thought it would be.

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grayvera.bsky.social•172 days ago

Right??? I got it on sale, the husband really likes it

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torekdva.bsky.social•172 days ago

Done that with raisin bran crunch. Don't recommend. That fiber content is no joke

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jambball224.bsky.social•172 days ago

gotta finish the whole box at that point 😂

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dantheduke.bsky.social•172 days ago

I often eat three bowls of cereal, and I have never met someone else who does that. It just keeps tempting you.

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decoyz.bsky.social•171 days ago

This is so real im ngl

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chefkraken.bsky.social•171 days ago

This was me last night🤦‍♂️

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realhumanperson.bsky.social•172 days ago

Why am I a little turned on by your imaginary cereal guy?

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richarddirtman.bsky.social•172 days ago

right?

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larryedvickers.bsky.social•171 days ago

"There is some milk left in the bowl.... just top it up."

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chefmj237.bsky.social•172 days ago

Tell me it’s high fiber without telling me it’s high fiber.

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yarnycharlie.bsky.social•172 days ago

After my second bowl of frosted mini wheats I just imagine one of those cartoon mole-man drills making its way through my guts

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doctor-okt.bsky.social•172 days ago

Who needs detox when you can drink coffee and eat mini wheats?

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cryingeel.bsky.social•172 days ago

I do this with soup too, it's an affliction

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klaybourne.bsky.social•172 days ago

I feel seen.

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surprisedface.bsky.social•172 days ago

Me to serving sizes: Challenge accepted.

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bettieblowtorch.bsky.social•172 days ago

Why am I belly laughing? I better not be the only one laughing this hard. I don’t even like cereal! 👀

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chefkraken.bsky.social•171 days ago

Laughing right along with you😂

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bettieblowtorch.bsky.social•171 days ago

Wait, is that your house or mine? 😂 If yours, do you want to be bsky neighbors? I come in peace, am relatively well mannered except for the belly laughing 🤷🏻‍♀️✌️

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notmaga.bsky.social•172 days ago

Yes yes but only at night for me.

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garubus.bsky.social•172 days ago

So true! I usually have a bowl of cereal for dessert, but it's tough to only have one...

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goodfaitharguments.bsky.social•172 days ago

Also, you will be hungry again in an hour.

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bealorn.bsky.social•171 days ago

Crazy how we all have the same lived experience 😂

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christinacage.bsky.social•172 days ago

Most relatable post ever

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catkisser1964.bsky.social•172 days ago

Aaand then you feel like crap

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bloggsjo774.bsky.social•172 days ago

Yeah - is pure sugar - steer clear!!

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jprimesensei.bsky.social•171 days ago

This is one of the things that we all seem to have in common that makes me believe in the idea that we are all just living in a simulation.

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putawomanincharge.bsky.social•172 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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kshipman70.bsky.social•171 days ago

I always stop at half a serving...a serving size is one box, right? ;)

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justthefactspls.bsky.social•172 days ago

🤣

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issenthevamp.bsky.social•172 days ago

If there's still milk I'm the bowl I gotta eat all the milk right?

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jawsomesauce.bsky.social•172 days ago

This is my relationship with captain crunch. Once I open the box the entire box must be eaten today.

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goodfaitharguments.bsky.social•172 days ago

Like the running joke in Arrested Development that if you open a bottle of vodka, it will go bad if you don’t drink it.

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sticket-toodaman.bsky.social•172 days ago

With Captain Crunch, it's not a joke.

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redpilljunkie.bsky.social•172 days ago

They lured us into that second bowl by reading the back of the box. I wonder if Alphas do the same or if it's as quaint as pressing the fax receiving button

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techsticles.bsky.social•172 days ago

The workaround is to get Fruity Pebbles. Everyone knows the serving size is "all of it".

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nmhome.bsky.social•172 days ago

one reason I quit eating cold cereal.
didn't eat any for years 'til a couple weeks ago.
I didn't feel good after eating it, each time - and this was two kinds of whole-grain expensive "healthy" organic cereal...

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sticket-toodaman.bsky.social•172 days ago

I grabbed the Korn Flakes by mistake.

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pathhunter.bsky.social•172 days ago

(evil inner voice): it’s also really good in the evening before you go to bed

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fuggitimtired.bsky.social•172 days ago

Keep a box by the bed just in case you have a nightmare about munchies

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dreadpiratepat.bsky.social•172 days ago

The Corn industry has you now!

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marym500.bsky.social•172 days ago

😋

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buffalocold.bsky.social•172 days ago

When there is not enough in one box for a cereal serving so you wait for there to be not enough in 3 boxes, then it’s a party in a bowl!

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covenantgirl.bsky.social•172 days ago

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reavyn.bsky.social•172 days ago

Cereal: Yeah, dirty boy! Reach your hand inside me.

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anniefreifeld.bsky.social•172 days ago

That's why I can't keep it in the house 🤣

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radicalempath90.bsky.social•172 days ago

Fuuuuuuu- 😩

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vivosaurigno.bsky.social•172 days ago

If I could eat cereal for days I would. It's addictive.

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cinder85.bsky.social•172 days ago

1000 calories and 25 grams of sugar later….

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shyorchidghost.bsky.social•172 days ago

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evilpirate.bsky.social•171 days ago

I love when my cereal is EVIL

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hellotoddmiller.bsky.social•172 days ago

Have me for dinner too! 👹

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ru12bseen.com•172 days ago

New from A24, one man's journey into madness as his honey nut cheerios claim more and more of his autonomy.

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fuggitimtired.bsky.social•172 days ago

I miss Kaboom cereal

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kendl.bsky.social•171 days ago

Make sure there's another box around for snacks.

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rushgirl3.bsky.social•172 days ago

I had cereal for dinner last night.

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nyc-wall-crawler.bsky.social•172 days ago

I should have never followed my nose to the fruity taste that shows 😭

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jksinto.bsky.social•172 days ago

Read "Ultra-processed people". That's exactly what it's about.

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kaciexi.bsky.social•172 days ago

I haven’t had sugar loaded grocery store cereal in years. Nabbed a box of Kelce Mix for Sunday football. Gone. One sitting. Now I know it wasn’t my fault. ☺️

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politicalgeek.bsky.social•172 days ago

This is funny and so true.

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authorgccade.bsky.social•172 days ago

I saw where one guy said that he has cereal at night as a dessert. I decided to try that and I was really surprised at how much longer that sack of sugary flakes lasted.

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rockheadedmama.bsky.social•172 days ago

When I measured out what a serving of cereal actually was, it became quite clear it was a dessert. My dh & I still occasionally have it for dessert when we’re wanting something something.

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