No, no, no. It sank because ROSE had premarital sex. Have you learned nothing from the abortion debate? WOMEN are the ones who are punished for having sex.
Blasphemy. GOP knows for a fact that it sank because after they had pre marital sex, Rose went to ask for a plan B from the med bay which shocked the crew to a point of hitting an iceberg. The film will be remade starring Sorbo and “Melanija” (dubbed over for obvious reasons).
I vote for Mel Gibson to be the captain, and Hulk Hogan can play Victor Garber’s role (ship architect) because he lives in Florida and actually made that gem of a show called Thunder in Paradise. It’s so bad that it’s good and let me prove that with the show’s intro
Fuck, I forgot John Voight. He’s got to have a critical scene like a catholic cardinal in black robes coming down the golden escalator (it’s been modernized so it’s Trump Cruise or some shit to accommodate target audience which is basically midwestern Karens).
I thought it was because a scruffy undesirable had the audacity to eat with his betters and then had premarital sex with Rose. Because, let's face it. Rose was already having premature sex with that asshole.
Fun Fact: Dusty Deevers (R, Oklahoma) has proposed a state bill that would effectively outlaw fanfic/romance fiction and make writing, reading, publishing it a FELONY.
Imagine a world where your Rose/Jack slash fic gets you 10 years in prison.
What a ridiculous thing to say!
The Titanic sank because the harmonics of Celine Dion's heart going on matched the iceberg.
This in turn set up vibrations in the iceberg, causing it to saw through the vessel like a circular saw through a log.
Please stick to the facts, or people will get confused.
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I don’t know about that, it’s not like they seem to be against having the children pay for the sins of the parents.
Plus at that point it’s kind of a Schrödinger’s fetus and Evangelicals are pretty good at not looking at things which might get in the way of their righteousness
You know, just like whether the cat in the box is dead or not, maybe the sperm implanted, maybe it didn’t, and at that point there’s no way to know without looking or waiting several weeks.
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We just don’t.
Gay pistons, that's what's sunk yer
Rosanne will play the unsinkable Molly Brown.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8&pp=ygUTdGh1bmRlciBpbiBwYXJhZGlzZQ%3D%3D
It all adds up, I tell you.
Although Jack and Rose did steam up the windows of a car, the Titanic sank because it hit an iceberg.
Imagine a world where your Rose/Jack slash fic gets you 10 years in prison.
The Titanic sank because the harmonics of Celine Dion's heart going on matched the iceberg.
This in turn set up vibrations in the iceberg, causing it to saw through the vessel like a circular saw through a log.
Please stick to the facts, or people will get confused.
God, damned it!
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See the second sequel: "Titanic 3: Paddle Steamer Robbery"
They never should have included an iceberg on the trip.
Banging in the car had nothing to do with it.
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Plus at that point it’s kind of a Schrödinger’s fetus and Evangelicals are pretty good at not looking at things which might get in the way of their righteousness