If you run out of pet names for your partner, just call them assorted baking ingredients: sugar, honey, cinnamon, vanilla, garlic powder, Montreal steak seasoning, butter, pumpkin.
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Pro-tip: Don’t yell “Go Pumpkin!” to your boyfriend when he’s at bat or he will be called Pumpkin by his teammates ever after and he very much won’t care for that.
My gf has now called me sweetened condensed milk, nut butter, baking soda, corn meal, nutmeg (weirdly kinda liking this one??), vanilla extract, allspice, cumin, and garlic powder
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Yes I know, fake French not French-Canadian, but my mental narrator is clearly an idiot.
Better than "Jerk" I suppose.
Unless your partner is a Vegas Stripper.
him: "🤗..."
me: "Oh, you Xantham Gum! 😚..."
him: "🤨..."
So far, so good.
Hey, Jerk.
Great, now they're pissed off and I'm hungry. 😋
Yeah, no.
I’m taking away her internet for the day