the thing about this is that i have literally never hard it in all of the decades i have been attending (black) churches, and have only heard it from white christians.

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I'm really curious where it came from. I NEVER heard it before the mid 1990s & I've encountered conservative Christians all my life.
It's suburban mega-church prosperity gospel, aka if we make the wealthy and upper middle class feel good about themselves as they are, we might bring in enough "tithes" to buy a jet.
Oh, I'm sure those folks love it. But I'm sure they just plumb ignored it for generations. Someone in particular must've come up with that & I'd like to know who.
Oral Roberts maybe?
Could be, I don't know. But honestly it's so goofy I kinda think it came out of the Jesus Freak fringe.
I first ran into it back in 1986 in Vacation Bible School stuff put out by Zondervan (same people who "published" the NIV)
It's been around since at least the late 1970s/early 80s as part of the rise of the Prosperity Doctrine
I am a white (non-practicing) Catholic, and while I've never heard this out of the mouths of other white Catholics, many of them sure act this way.
I did a tutorial on the New Testament with a Christian student once, and he walked away genuinely shocked and angry how much Christians tolerate wealth given the unambiguously scriptural condemnation.
I remember reading something by Lewis Mumford eons ago, writing about some Germans in the early Protestant era giving away huge chunks of money for fear of damnation.
Average Prosperity Gospel enjoyer:
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I definitely heard this as a kid in church in Missouri.
‘How could God deprive the main character (me) of having whatever they want’ is how many white Christian Americans seem to think about the entire structure of the whole universe. They think they are at the center of it. How they got that out of the Gospels I simply don’t know.
And you don't hear it in mainline white churches or Catholic churches, or at least didn't when I was growing up Lutheran and attending Catholic school. I remember the first time I really made contact with evangelicals/non denominational Christians when I got to high school I was baffled by them.
I literally did not believe it when I first learned about the tenants of Calvinism in an AP Lit class and had to look it up myself. All the predestination and faith alone shit seemed profoundly anti-Christian to me at the time.
Ive got a handful of TRUE BELIEVERS in my AP class this year. I’m really curious to find out how they react to learning about the reformation
Got it in Catholic school once.
and this in turn reminds of something a religion professor once said to our class:

"in black church tradition, christians worship a jesus who has been lynched. in the white church tradition, christians worship a jesus who could be forgiven for lynching"
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Ooof. Damn.
attn @slacktivistfred.bsky.social a useful quote for you
Damn.
As someone who only knows Christianity (white/Black or otherwise) from the outside, I note this discourse seems to be very much about the Anglo/American sects. Is there a similar perspective contrast in Catholicism with Liberation Theology? Are there links between Black & Liberation communities?
This makes me want to bawl.
You had James Cone for religion?
i had a professor who studied with cone i believe
The Cross and the Lynching Tree is a classic.
One of these seems objectively more accurate to the gospel...
I have little experience in church of any kind and even less in white southern evangelical churches so I'm honestly wondering how they do that?
not psychologically how (that I got), but what do they say and do to worship a jesus that could be forgiven for lynching?
I'm an exvangelical who attended a multi racial church. I think the story that comes to mind is in the 80s a white man horribly, horribly murdered his girlfriend. When he got out of prison, what did he do? Became a preacher bc God forgave him. White evangelicals will absolve white men of anything.
There's a whole romance novel genre of monsters who get converted and redeemed by a Good Bible Woman, and there has been a brutal escalation of how monstrous these heroes are before they are redeemed. To the point where it has ignited controversies in the romance publishing world because YIKES.
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The other one looks like outright heresy to me.
In your experience, does that affect the tone and the way the stations of the cross are told and/or how the Romans are described? I went to Catholic school as a kid & the way that story was phrased it wanted to take as much agency away from the Romans & Pilate as possible.
It was a PWI & at the time I didn't connect it to anti-Semitism or the fact Christianity eventually became the official Roman Empire religion later and it was still very weird to me.
Oh s––, I have never heard that line 👀
Now that's intense. (And true.)
Did black churches avoid the prosperity gospel stuff?
Are they still in America?
Nope, it's especially bad in some areas of the country
Creflo A Dollar, google him
Not from what I can tell hearing the stuff being preached by some Black preachers at gospel events… a whole lot of “get yourself some Jesus for wealth, health, and good luck!”

With misfortunes being blamed on the Devil, who gets at people who have insufficient Jesus
Entirely tangential, but I love the linguistic quirk of, effectively, a volume of Jesus.

What's the unit of measurement?
A homilitre.
No, that's a whole other story, unfortunately.
fuck lol
Ouch.
The dude is literally up there on a cross, nailed up there by the cops because he was ratted out by the priests. People walk around with this Roman torture device on a chain around their neck. The irony of this is lost on them
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Protestants.
Oh holy shit that’s spot on
Self-justification is a hell of a drug
Some on the Christian right will even accidentally admit it
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Wow, precisely Hitler's argument.
Reminds me of edgy Nietschean atheists I've encountered who said that atheists with egalitarian politics are just secular Christians because reasons.
no, sexist Islamophobic elitist reactionary atheists are "secular Christians" and how you know is because they say so explicitly ("cultural Christian" stfu)
So does that imply he always takes the side of the criminal?
oh goodie, warmed over Nietsche
Ok, but that's just a college freshman's understanding of Nietzsche.
Tom Holland is an odd duck, but this book gets better and better in the remembering every time a right-winger like Thiel or BoJo speaks, or every time a Calivinst-Leftist writes.

https://www.tom-holland.org/titles/tom-holland/dominion-50th-anniversary-edition/9780349145273/
oh no spiderman
This is what happens when Spiderman spends too much time on the set of /Old/
He looks pretty young for having written books over 50 years ago. Must be getting blood replacement.
I guess with the web-slinging he probably avoided a lot of high-impact exercise injuries but still kept a pretty rigorous cardio routine. And that costume is probably SPF50+
that much funnier that JD Vance credits Peter Thiel for Vance's conversion to Catholicism

https://bsky.app/profile/sababausa.bsky.social/post/3kyojpdpeja2w
The really toxic part about all that is Vance reading Girard and putting "conservative at Yale" into the position of Christ and the scapegoat.
the whole "mimetic desire" spark coming from a billionaire, and Vance picking that up as a Yale Law student, marrying a SCOTUS clerk, and becoming venture capitalist and a senator

it's like Willy Wonka writing a pretentious essay about how he'd learned in his 20s that chocolate makes you miserable
dayum

#Truth
That's spot on my guy.
ouch, on point
I’ve got a half-baked theory that church polity leads or steers church theology, and that’s why the evangelical nondenominational churches skew right. The pews are filled with angry people who voted with their feet and no hierarchy to keep preaching in line with doctrine
Probably some truth to that.

The right-wing folks in the Episcopal Church split off into their own denomination (ACNA) back in 2009, so we don't have to put up with their shit any more. Triggers for the break were blessing same-sex unions and the election of an openly gay bishop.
That seems pretty common-sensical to me, half-baked at all.
It's so true. Even Catholic parishes vary so much by congregation.
Oof. And not wrong
"Why even Hitler can find God's Grace . . ."
Man, what are Portestant churches like? Haha
People talk a lot about Unitarian-Universalists &c., but the AME is, like, the singularly good Wesleyan tradition left standing in 2024.
Maybe that isn't surprising, looking at Wesley.
The whole idea of the quadrangle leaves 'tradition' in place, and tradition is the seat of most of the evils in other Methodisms since antebellum times.
Damning, but appallingly true.
Did Jesus lynch anyone? I'm lost on this one.
I figured white Christians just forgave themselves in Jesus' name because of "faith".
Amazing insight
Kinda reminds me of parts of Howard Thurman's "Jesus and the Disinherited," a book that opened up the eyes of this white man who was raised Catholic.
FYI for folks in the replies
The cross and the lynching tree
x James H. Cone
Wales Window created by John Petts and donated to the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, AL, after the 1963 bombing that murdered four young girls.
(photo: Wendy McFadden; more info: https://www.bhamwiki.com/w/Wales_Window_for_Alabama)
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Absolutely amazing book!
Hearing this connection for the first time and it makes so much sense. Really places my parents' relationship to religion in a new light. Thank you.
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Oh ouch. That’s good. Tough but good.
Good god that is so apt
I finally stopped pointing out to relatives that Jesus was a victim of police violence and a corrupt justice system when it got depressing watching them sputter wordlessly while trying to process it.
Yeah, they seem to ignore that he explicitly mentioned people not of your tribe in other parables and told a rich person that he must give up all his riches if he wanted to follow him.
if one knows one's gospel, one can always find passages to counter those.
The thing's full of contradictions. That's why it's so enduring: People can find in it whatever they need to justify their prejudices.
Yes.
My favorite is when you give an example to a fundy that contradicts you get told you can’t interpret it literally and only with gods guidance will you understate true meaning. I just proactively block now.
"What was God's punishment to Lot's wife?"
"Why, He turned her into a pillar of salt."
"Why doesn't God turn kiddie-fucking clergy into pillars of salt now?"
"Well, it's not that comm..."
"Let me stop you. Republicans are 16x likelier to fuck kids than Democrats. 40% of the abusers are clergy."
"What was the sin of Sodom?"
"Why, sexual promiscuity!"
"If that was the case, why weren't Lot's daughters punished for getting him drunk and riding his cock to heaven?"
"Urm. They learned their lesson?"
"No, the sin of Sodom was turning away the needy and the foreigner. Like Texas does."
i'm an exvangelical myself, part of the Pentecostal tradition -- something else where black/white church differences are noted and in. I've researched it a lot now and Pentecostalism in particular began as an integrated movement that gradually came to be very segregated, with charismatic whites...
...focusing on money, scamming folks at revivals, engaging in hateful politics & nationalism. many megachurch/TBN white pastors are Pentecostal. it's interesting bc at the turn of the 20th century they wouldn't even wear wedding rings or other jewelry bc it was viewed as an obscene display of wealth
This fits w/ my understanding of the history of the Pentecostalism my people are from. Grew up w/ a VERY strong distrust of wealth, live simply so others can live (if anything, a poverty=holiness ethic that verged on self-harm) & it was a SHOCK to meet the prosperity gospel Pentecostals. So WRONG.
of all the evangelical traditions, the white faith (esp charismatic) seems to be the most blatant farce and exists entirely for political reasons. many don't even go to church anymore. they just have terrible opinions they justify with conservative memes and articles about God -- not even the Bible
My wife's ex professes to zealous christian faith. My stepson (who lived with him for a while) told us that neither he nor his current wife ever attend church. It's all, as you say, about rationalizing his prejudices.
I’ve been seeing where some of them have even started trash-talking Jesus, while still somehow professing to be Better Christians Than Anybody Else 🙃
I found du Mez' saying that "Christian" became a marketing category instead of a theological one so helpful for explaining that. I have a lot of older relatives who are conservative and Christian but they are devout regular attenders at mainline churches and they didn't go Trumpy.
Catholicism and clericalism has its own problems, but it’s fascinating how evangelical Christianity has fundamentally changed how the religion is done - instead of reading the book and internalising the teachings, believers have a personal mystical connection, a hotline to God, installed directly.
Things like speaking in tongues, ecstatic trances etc hearken to a reinvention of much older religious traditions like shamanism. It’s anthropologically fascinating! But of course when people interpret “the urgings of my own subconscious” as “the will of god” it means the will of god can be anything
The Id is made divine. Which seems like modern American problems in a nutshell?
This is also why I prefer the Catholic crucifix to the clean Protestant cross. We're supposed to worship He who was tortured, not the mechanism used to torture.
I went to an Armenian church once. The images of Christ on the walls there were of him holding up his hands to show the wounds from the nails driven through them as if to say, "Didn't get me." In the Roman church, you have Christ on the cross to say, "Yeah. We did that. We killed the son of God."
The more sophisticated white churches sense this tension and it is why they are constantly on the lookout for fake reasons why they are “persecuted.”
This version of Christianity is like Originalism - you can use the raw materials of a text and a tradition to create a pretext for your grim, rigidly hierarchical, merciless worldview
Oh that eye of the needle thing was a regular chestnut in my Mormon ward to wiggle off the hook of the biblical condemnation of wealth. Never mind all the other stuff about forgiving debt, and the evils of usury, and caring for the stranger among you, feeding the poor, clothing the naked etc...
that was said by Supply Side Jesuse
Me too, I'm 65 and the son of a non-evangelical American Baptist Minister (same sect as Rev. King but MLK obviously was evangelical).
I first started hearing this ridiculous twisting of scripture from weird white evangelical sects in the 80s.
I’ve been going to white churches my whole life and never heard the “eye of the needle was a gate” line although I’ve heard “the camel refers to coarse camel hair thread”, but I’ve gotten in some nasty fights with friends’ youth pastors over “love your neighbor only means others Christians” bullshit
Apparently a good Samaritan makes a big whooshing noise as it goes over their head.
This made me laugh. Thank you.
i often think about how the tiny old nuns who ran my elementary school would react to these people.
I teach Exodus (as literature) to high school students. They read a history about how both enslaved Africans and the people who enslaved them managed to identify with the Israelites.
I've never heard this line before, but then again, I haven't been hanging around churches. So as an outside observer I will say that it is laughably unbelievable.
Did not hear it growing up in church/Catholic school. Went to Princeton undergrad and started hearing it regularly from the rich kids in Campus Crusade for Christ.
Yep. Grew up Lutheran and went to Catholic school until middle school. When I finally met some evangelicals I thought they were the weirdest Christians I'd ever encountered, and some of my Catholic school friends had parents who were anti -Vatican II schismatics!
It's 'Prosperity Gospel' bullshit designed to make rich and upper middle class people feel good and want to keep coming around and making big donations to the church. I grew up in a fundamental Baptist church and none if it was taught like this.
I imagine Joel Osteen has it in a laminated frame
Interestingly enough, the persistent myth in nearly a millennia old itself.
Recent scholarship suggests it comes from Ansel of Canterbury (b 1033). Ansel was also doing his darnedest to help solidify the Western Church's political power, which seems related.
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/new-testament-studies/article/origin-of-the-needles-eye-gate-myth-theophylact-or-anselm/51F6B1FD504C36C42D6201F6D87F83C3
I'm not a big believing fellow, nor do I have untold respect for the Catholic church, but at least when they taught us the bible they didn't consider Jesus' core teachings to be allegories and god making the world in 7 days and stoning gay men to be literal truth.
never heard it in Irish Catholic church growing up, only heard it after I moved to US
Prosperity gospel, baby
The rich-man needle thing always struck me as a kid in American Catholic church. They didn't try to explain it away; prosperity gospel seems to be an evangelical deal. And it's pretty gross!
Yeah I absolutely heard this growing up Catholic.