Y’alllllllll Target is selling a Latke Duo for Hanukkah it’s two latkes, one with sour cream and one with applesauce AND THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS
https://www.target.com/p/latke-sour-cream-and-applesauce-duo-hanukkah-figurine-spritz-8482/-/A-90720108
https://www.target.com/p/latke-sour-cream-and-applesauce-duo-hanukkah-figurine-spritz-8482/-/A-90720108
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Lookit da cute Latkes!!! *squeals*
I'm Team Applesauce.
https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-latke-who-couldn-t-stop-screaming-a-christmas-story-lemony-snicket/20616648?ean=9781952119613&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAACfld43XBTodRY_ejMReXOxYcbqVe&gclid=CjwKCAiAjeW6BhBAEiwAdKltMrfteKhRdyBEY8l6p7zxeTaxMAxCQmhj1Z6hnuns9qaamCUPNmbDmxoCaKcQAvD_BwE
https://www.target.com/p/hanukkah-sufganiyot-figurine-spritz-8482/-/A-90411280
https://www.target.com/p/50-sq-ft-hanukkah-food-icon-gift-wrap-spritz-8482/-/A-90411281
https://www.target.com/p/50-sq-ft-dino-print-hanukkah-gift-wrap-spritz-8482/-/A-90534759
jellycat
🍅 enjoying tomatoes on potatoes 🥔
https://www.target.com/p/hanukkah-sufganiyot-figurine-spritz-8482/-/A-90411280#lnk=sametab
Now I'm wondering about grating some potatoes instead of what I'd been planning to make for dinner :-)
1) a Hanukkah item that actually has to do with Hanukkah and isn’t factually wrong
2) something that is super unique and clever and not just “we put a Star of David in pajama pants”
3) something that references a very Jewish cultural in-joke!
I'm competing with my husband's Christmas tree this Chrismukkah though, so that's my excuse.
There's just no acceptable way to eat them knowing that
Other than smooshing both in your mouth at once & trying your best to monch them without choking
It's the only human way to do it
No Hanukkah pollo fritto though...
Target’s hanukkah shop is on fire.
https://www.target.com/p/hanukkah-sufganiyot-figurine-spritz-8482/-/A-90411280#lnk=sametab
https://www.target.com/p/hanukkah-craft-felt-garland-kit-mondo-llama-8482/-/A-90564371#lnk=sametab
https://www.target.com/p/hanukkah-make-your-own-gelt-candy-kit-9-68oz-favorite-day-8482/-/A-87952772#lnk=sametab
I wasn't raised with sour cream in general (kosher style home) so breaking away from applesauce is a big deal. I think I got the cream + sauce from a post by Sen. Brian Schatz! Brave new world.
Ketchup is entirely unacceptable though. On latkes or hash browns. And hot dogs.
I bet they’re on eBay
and we never got to Canter's while my MIL was still alive but did go to a deli nearer her place.
May my goddess forgive me for this! 😄