"Oh, you're thinking about not voting for Trump? I'm thinking about how I know your address and about how I might give that address to Joey Pocketsqaure."
Wasn’t there a low-grade Trumpworld figure—a mar a lago rent-a-cop turned campaign operative or something like that named Tony Lasagna? I feel like that was real
If you've seen so much as one GOP campaign ad this year, you know it would be so much better to just make up silly names & backstories for people in that orbit. The reality (a doofus running for recorder of deeds in an upper Midwest county vowing to secure the border) is so much dumber & depressing.
The Far Side, folks. But not so far if you think about it (tries to gesture as if he can’t open a locked door, but just does his usual accordion bit). Remember? The fat kid who went to the school for the dumb and he was too dumb to open the door? That’s a good one. We love Gary. Gary Far Side.
This reminds me of a story from my dad’s childhood where an Italian kid named Tony became known as Tony Bologna and an elderly neighbor kept calling the kid’s mom Mrs. Bologna. Maybe this is the guy.
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