Number 4: facial recognition software to help people distinguish white guys with beards from each other - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 104 days ago

Number 4: facial recognition software to help people distinguish white guys with beards from each other

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hassnstuff.bsky.social•104 days ago

Ok I actually need this one, can I get in on the ground floor

kpopstannascarfan.bsky.social•51 days ago

White guy with a beard checking in…

This could be VERY useful, tbh.

cacaobyproduct.bsky.social•102 days ago

There is a market for this

“Which one is my boyfriend/tinder date?”

defiantcreatrix.bsky.social•103 days ago

I can't lie, I need this

bonenberger.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 5: how to say “this is not an Old Fashioned, it doesn’t use rye, whisky, or bourbon” in every language on earth, and why knowing that phrase specifically WILL save your life someday

brendelbored.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 5: a dishwasher you can do banking at

robbysimpson.bsky.social•104 days ago

Whirlpool: The Everything App

ericbertsch.bsky.social•104 days ago

My refrigerator hacked into my diet app and added another person to my weight.

glitch000.bsky.social•101 days ago

There's no reason why my dishwasher can't also wash and dry my clothing and sous vide my dinner.

Also it needs to be a top loader so it can function as a small one person hot-tub.

turnerjoy.bsky.social•46 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishwasher_salmon

brendelbored.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 6: a cocktail machine that poisons you

profounddemon.bsky.social•39 days ago

Elon's robots?

okapiajohnstoni.bsky.social•104 days ago

It requires DRM-locked pods of bottom-shelf vodka. Ladies and gentlemen...The Boozero.

okapiajohnstoni.bsky.social•104 days ago

JFC I just saw a commercial on TV for a booze Keurig.

brendelbored.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 7: apples where the skin is on the inside and the flesh is on the outside

andykeets.bsky.social•5 days ago

Question. Does the ratio of skin to flesh change?

brendelbored.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 8: songs with dlc where you pay to hear the end of them

faethverity.bsky.social•101 days ago

Wait, but this is kind of how TikTok works to promote music.

robmcfadden.bsky.social•104 days ago

i hate this more than the post about selling a mummified horse vulva

paunchgigabyte.bsky.social•104 days ago

the what

theoderic.bsky.social•104 days ago

Please do not risk speaking this into being

brendelbored.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 9: a voice modulator that makes your wife sound like Joe Rogan during lovemaking

julia777.bsky.social•30 days ago

I want what your smoking, lmao 🤣

deadontheoutside.bsky.social•104 days ago

brendel, no

brendelbored.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 10: Girl Toast: the toast for women

glopdemon.bsky.social•104 days ago

Brb, legally changing my name to Jamie

raeleemaycarpenter.bsky.social•31 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

tiafutch.bsky.social•104 days ago

Number 9 🔥

tripixel.gay•37 days ago

made illegal in 47 states after many accidents

mrbrooksher.bsky.social•102 days ago

You mean during sex she'll sound like Joe Rogan? Or that the resultant voice is "Joe Rogan having sex"?

chrissteffek.bsky.social•104 days ago

"Would you like me to stimulate your prostate? I'm just asking questions."
🤢

grekoff.bsky.social•104 days ago

Now you are being evil

hannibaltabu.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is the wildest!

disastrousthembo.bsky.social•101 days ago

Gross but we all know that that shit would sell out real quick 🤢

budtraver.bsky.social•4 days ago

Red curtains on my bedroom walls.

thegeo.bsky.social•104 days ago

Artists dropping the same album with one additional song.

mikepropst.com•104 days ago

Too many of these are gonna give the valley dipshits ideas

socraticme.bsky.social•4 days ago

I am genuinely angry at you for putting this into the universe.

snakeslefteye.bsky.social•48 days ago

I feel like this is already a business model.

attorneybot2021.bsky.social•104 days ago

Red Galla?
Nope, All Browns.

ejmaron.bsky.social•104 days ago

Hopefully that makes it easier to chew on the seeds

bearmountainpicnic.bsky.social•52 days ago

Uramaki apple, nice

savagebastard.bsky.social•16 days ago

I mean, that's just a cocktail machine.

mattr644.bsky.social•98 days ago

I would totally buy this

killgoldfish.bsky.social•103 days ago

[guy who's always telling you about the Straight Edge lifestyle] you know the REAL poison in cocktails,

davemayhem.bsky.social•104 days ago

pffft bindun

futacvlt.bsky.social•16 days ago

number 5.5 an AI powered AI prompt Idea generator because coming up with ideas for prompts is like.... so hard and stuff

markaudacity.bsky.social•104 days ago

Child = NFT?

berdawn.bsky.social•102 days ago

Can I replace dirty dishes with clean ones at an ATM?

d3v0n-k1n6.bsky.social•103 days ago

Please hurry up because I’m married to one and always lose him at parties.

jsnfra.bsky.social•104 days ago

this presumably ai venture will fail even worse than the rest of them (all white guys with beards are the same)

kylatilley.com•103 days ago

I think those dudes might be AI generated.

ducksandcommunity.bsky.social•5 days ago

Where can I invest in that?

sweetlikehemlock.bsky.social•101 days ago

Hold up now. I will be needing this one. They all look the same to me.

iramjohn.bsky.social•6 days ago

Like that's even physically possible

anthrodiva.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes please especially these guys

theycallmebruce.bsky.social•31 days ago

I need this one

whiskeyemme.bsky.social•3 days ago

💀

roenok.bsky.social•51 days ago

No, this one is good. I need this so badly.

noyou.bsky.social•104 days ago

Make sure they hide their hands as well as these guys for their photos

olizardo.bsky.social•104 days ago

It's an unsolved engineering problem

toothychicken.bsky.social•100 days ago

I think I might actually need this one

fleezlow.bsky.social•104 days ago

Program response: Kill
Program response: Kill
Program response: Kill
Program response: Kill
Program response: Identity unclear, wound
Program response: Kill

carrieinfbx.bsky.social•29 days ago

🏆

akw.bsky.social•52 days ago

I need this so bad, I still struggle to tell the Chrisses apart

nanamused.bsky.social•16 days ago

This is the one instance where the man bun comes in handy

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