It’s a new year full of new possibilities! That doesn’t include the possibility of a space hotel because that’s not a possibility, it’s a certainty! It’s going to happen in only 23 months!
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Remember folks, if the groundhog sees his shadow that means the Space Hotel is opening in 22 months, but if the ground hog DOESN’T see his shadow that also means that the Space Hotel is opening in 22 months because that’s when it’s opening!
damn there are only 21 more posts left to get hype for this, because after that it will operational. while I'll be sad for losing these posts at least the happiness of getting the Space Hotel that everyone so dearly needs will alleviate that
@brendelbored.bsky.social you will be thrilled to know that CNN travel is reporting that the space hotel opening has been pushed up and will now be opening this year.
This means that in 22 months we will be able to launch a whole bunch of billionaires into space and it will be really safe because there will be a brand new space hotel for them to stay at.
It’s almost time to MARCH through earth’s atmosphere and into the cold uncaring void of space to go have vacation at Space Hotel! Which will be open in only 21 months!
It’s gonna be so funny when they do this on a technicality like raffling off a spot in the dumb bezos barely in orbit spaceship and calling a space hotel
Space is the atheist tech dork's heaven, work hard all your life and someday you will go to space. You will be young there, you will have every luxury, you won't have to work, it will go on forever. Eternity in space, in paradise, surely that is worth 65 years of drudgery.
it's interesting the only articles I can find about Space Hotel are from 2023
which means they're planning on building the whole thing up there in only 21 months! That's very impressive, because it took 3 years to build the Bellagio in Las Vegas, and it's NOT in space!
Not being beholden to gravity means they can build from the top and the bottom at the same time, meet in the middle, and it'll only take half the time to build as one of our boring normal buildings
Boeing, are your astronauts “stuck” in space? At Space Hotel, they’ll await rescue in zero-G serenity, with our out of this world accommodations. Don’t worry about chowing down on our 🥇 winning cuisine, everyone’s weightless at Space Hotel! We promise a state of relaxed bliss on their (TBD) return.
I just woke up from a nap since I can’t sleep like a normal human being anymore and my wife informs me that this bastion of journalism will be one of the only information conduits from the pentagon along with breitbart and OAN?
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/space-hotel-orbital-assembly-scn/index.html#:~:text=Futuristic%20vision:%20The%20launch%20dates,Orbital%20Assembly
When does the space hotel open?
which means they're planning on building the whole thing up there in only 21 months! That's very impressive, because it took 3 years to build the Bellagio in Las Vegas, and it's NOT in space!
Like realistically what am I doing in suborbit without more spots to go
It's coming in 22 months!
getting exciting!!
excellent.