Well, it does now. Until I see his long form birth certificate I’m going with the more plausible explanation, which is clearly that JD is short for Jorkin Depeanus. Let’s see the paperwork if he has nothing to hide.
This is one of my favorite meme formats of this cycle. Screenshot of a debunk article for a ridiculous statement. Is it true? Obviously not, fucking duh. Is it hilarious? YES. And that is the only part of this flavor of “misinformation” that actually matters. It’s couched in a clear understanding.
Nooo it’s, Just Dumb or Jerk Deluxe
Maybe Joke Dispenser possibly Junk Dealer maybe either Jealous Dolt and Jammed Doofus, possibly Jabbering Dimwit but there’s Jaded Dummy or when he was younger Juvenile Disaster but now it’s Judgement Deficient Junkyard Dog. (1/2)
Could be more up to date to reflect his career choices as a Jobless Drifter or a Jittery Dunderhead. Either way he’s a Jackass Deluxe
Shoved up the ass of a Jumbled Derelict (2/2)
I rarely hear people use the word davenport but my grandmother used that word, so it makes me smile every time I see the word! This is now cannon, lol.
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Maybe Joke Dispenser possibly Junk Dealer maybe either Jealous Dolt and Jammed Doofus, possibly Jabbering Dimwit but there’s Jaded Dummy or when he was younger Juvenile Disaster but now it’s Judgement Deficient Junkyard Dog. (1/2)
Shoved up the ass of a Jumbled Derelict (2/2)
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