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jonbois.bsky.social • 145 days ago

my baby is way smaller than i am. WAY smaller

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kelshazam.bsky.social•145 days ago

Soon

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alucula.bsky.social•145 days ago

that's called "shrinkflation"

elliot500.bsky.social•145 days ago

Like a million times smaller? I'd be concerned...

jonkatora.bsky.social•145 days ago

Try a grow lamp. It worked for my basil.

natedogg.bsky.social•145 days ago

It's not the size that matters. What matters is how much sleep each one gets.

dvnrussell.bsky.social•145 days ago

have you been tracking the growth rate, you probably have weeks if not days

shiyamiro.bsky.social•145 days ago

I hear gen alpha is 20% the heivht of the generation before it and will only get smaller 😞 damn microplastics

shrewtape.bsky.social•145 days ago

Don’t get too comfortable with your lead. They’ll start gaining on you soon enough. Champions find ways to hold on until the end.

ash.keysma.sh•145 days ago

get their ass john. call them out, hold them accountable

craigmar.bsky.social•145 days ago

Some day you will tell them this and they will laugh their booming laugh at you and lift you into the air with one hand.

deletableman.bsky.social•145 days ago

people who don't have kids will never understand

crookedknight.bsky.social•145 days ago

Rude

bigstinky.bsky.social•145 days ago

Humble brag

xbaxy.bsky.social•144 days ago

troubling

gonikku.bsky.social•144 days ago

For now

gost.boo•145 days ago

skill issue

gobigred.bsky.social•144 days ago

Get his ass

jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie•145 days ago

How is that even possible

oldpappythomas.bsky.social•145 days ago

that means you can easily fight that baby and win

somnepomp.bsky.social•144 days ago

I'd hope so

azpenguin.bsky.social•145 days ago

Little if true

blueberrywerewolf.bsky.social•145 days ago

growing way faster though

nfinit.bsky.social•145 days ago

Jon don't lose it

simpleduckman.name•145 days ago

By height or by weight?

possiblecabbage.bsky.social•145 days ago

Huge, if true.

weltkarte.bsky.social•144 days ago

small, surely

mika28.bsky.social•143 days ago

Huge if true

grandpabelcher.bsky.social•145 days ago

Already?

corvidcore.bsky.social•145 days ago

how the hell did that happen??? is your spouse tiny???

timboehde.bsky.social•144 days ago

Could you imagine?

zombieeez.bsky.social•144 days ago

I think it would be worse if your baby *was* your size

genestyx.bsky.social•145 days ago

Kid just doesn't take after you very well

bashyson.bsky.social•144 days ago

Taunt it

ladysmeagol.bsky.social•145 days ago

I saw it on Facebook that they grow, apparently

aosuomi.bsky.social•144 days ago

Are you absolutely sure?

pentagonyx.com•145 days ago

i would hope so

eroticrypt.bsky.social•145 days ago

your loved ones is lucky to have a store goer like you

blue-jay.bsky.social•145 days ago

Fascinating

louloubeaned.bsky.social•145 days ago

i feel like it would concerning if they were not smaller than you

unworldlyfoe.bsky.social•145 days ago

weird thing to brag about...

liarsgarage.bsky.social•145 days ago

You aren't supposed to tell them, they get insecure

dorsalfin.bsky.social•144 days ago

Many are saying this

mikemay.bsky.social•145 days ago

you should get that checked

novafoxxo76.bsky.social•144 days ago

I don't believe it

bobbyhill.bsky.social•145 days ago

Burger small or baby small

postboyprime.bsky.social•145 days ago

sounds like something someone who's baby is larger than them would say

mchawk.bsky.social•145 days ago

Skill issue. Poor kid.

sheepbop.bsky.social•145 days ago

*My* baby gets the morning train.

sheepbop.bsky.social•145 days ago

Pretty small, huh?

daveexmachina.bsky.social•145 days ago

one of my favorite jazz standards

fishandworms.bsky.social•145 days ago

really gotta make you wonder if it’s truly your kid

evilscientist3.bsky.social•144 days ago

Concerning trend. If your baby is way small, then extrapolation would predict that its baby will be way, WAY small. Maybe small as an ant

thesnaz.bsky.social•144 days ago

Good....

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