Question for you – what other film would you like to see remade with Muppets, à la The Muppet Christmas Carol? (One role should still be played by a human!)
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Comments
Keep Michael Fassbender.
Ralph's playing 'As Time Goes By' at the piano, naturally.
Have Animal play the Balrog
Jonathan Harker (Kermit)
Dracula (Gonzo)
Renfield (Rizzo)
Lucy (Miss Piggy)
Dr John Seward (Dr Honeydew)
Quincey Morris (Sam Eagle)
Arthur Holmwood (Fozzie)
Mina Harker (Millie Bobby Brown)
Van Helsing (Mads Mikkelsen)
Muppet Max: Fury Road. Tom Hardy reprises his role, everyone else is portrayed by Muppets (including Miss Furiosa). Play the whole thing completely straight. Muppets leaping from exploding vehicles, spraying chrome across their teeth. Kermit as either Nux or Immortan Joe.
Fozzie in the Bruce Willis role and Kermit in the Allan Rickman role 😂
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Alice is human
Miss Piggy - Queen of Hearts
Kermit - King of Hearts
Gonzo & Rizzo - Lewis Carroll/Narrators
Bunsen Honeydew - Mad Hatter
Beaker - March Hare
Dr.Teeth - Caterpillar
Fozzie - Cheshire 'Cat'
Bean Bunny - White Rabbit
Sam the Eagle - Dodo
1/2
Pepe -Executioner (it's his first day okaaay
Sweetums -Pat
Robin the Frog - Bill the Lizard
Uncle Deadly - Jabberwock
Swedish Chef+Rowlf appear.
Animal is with Dr.Teeth
Muppet Babies Kermit turns into regular Kermit. Imagine those legs on the giant piano! Tom Hanks is the only human, now playing the Robert Loggia role.
Kermit as James Cagney, of course.
Kermit and Miss Piggy play Clarence & Alabama, Fozzie plays Dennis Hopper role but Christopher Walken plays himself…
Boris Johnson, the non muppet, persuades Scrooge n̈ot to change.
And it ends unhappily ever after.
Imagine 2 films, jours of Muppet based story telling, and just one random dude in the middle distance in a battle scene crushing all around him.
James Cromwell as the only human (Zephran Cochrane)
Kermit as Picard
Piggy as Dr. Crusher
Fozzy as Riker
Gonzo as Geordie (and all the engineering officers are chickens)
Rowlf as Worf
Beaker as Data
Bunsen as Chief O'Brian
The one Human role played by
Mr P Taker due to his implied screen chemistry with
'The Swan' aka Gregory Peck.
there’s ALWAYS more than one human! Michael Caine is NOT the only human character in Christmas Carol! ditto Tim Curry in Treasure Island! PLEASE STOP.
that said, the answer is Pinocchio but Pinocchio is the one human
Keep Bill Murray
Fozzie is Ned Ryerson
Every character and animal is a muppet other than Howard right at the end.
I can’t decide who should play him though
Hijinks ensue.
Keep Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger, and see the stuffing fly.