He's dead, Jim. I'm working on a book about a guy who goes into an alcohol treatment facility to investigate the owner. It will have fewer sex scenes than my previous book. It had a lot of sex scenes.
How about: non-writer gets accidentally added, & though he "doth protest" every other member is sure he's a nom-de-plume writer. They're aggressive in their interest, so he relents and gives it a shot. No matter how bad his writing is, they're so starstruck they see genius in everything he writes
I remember reading an interview with Ginger Baker in which he savaged every other drummer in the world with the exception of British jazzer Phil Seamen, whom he considered his equal. Modesty wasn't Mr Baker's strong suite.
Idk I'm a writer and an artist. It's nearly impossible for me to consider any other artists Inferior bc I usually feel like the inferior one, however, most fanfic I read...
I just see so many things I feel I could do better 😭
& I feel like an asshole for it but writing is like the 1 thing I have
And I know this is about Novelists, not fic writers but I barely ever read novels be ause everyone I pick up I want to add to/ fix bc it's written so bland. Like it's hard to find a good book (maybe I just have a very specific taste in writing style idk😭)
The author paused and asked himself "what if those other fuckers on the list have had the same idea?" He laughed at such a preposterous idea and went back to typing.
Twist, he spends the whole novel with writer's block because every time he has an idea he realises the other writers on the list have used it and is thus also beneath him.
I thought you were going to say they weren’t a writer, got included by mistake, and ended up getting invited to a writers convention and had to blag their way through it.
Could be a good Hallmark Christmas movie actually. The Waitress who became a writer and fell in love.
Wow! Tracy is here!! Welcome Tracy!! I miss your monthly articles!! The one wrote about Christmas and music with your family a few years back still crosses my mind from time to time! 🙌🙌
Oh!! Fantastic. I knew you had stopped when you were going back into the studio, I didn’t know you had started back up again! Fantastic news! I’ll go catch back up on them then!! Thank you Tracey!
Give me $50 and I'll write that for you. My only experience is writing a horror western novella so it might be weird and bad but I do know how to format a book, and that's half the battle.
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Maybe only a confusion in the UK
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"My dear—the people we should have been seen [in a Starter Pack] with".
I just see so many things I feel I could do better 😭
& I feel like an asshole for it but writing is like the 1 thing I have
Could be a good Hallmark Christmas movie actually. The Waitress who became a writer and fell in love.