Both kids have already been written out. The cats will inherit everything and the children will be granted a modest monthly stipend to be caretakers for said cats.
Excellent retaliation. I tell my kids they’re out of the will regularly for every slight.
“Could you make a tea, sweetheart?”
Daughter, “have you lost the use of your legs, dad?”
“You’re out the will.”
We have a running count of how many times each of us has been written out of my parents' will. The younger grandkids have been safe so far but the rest of us have been (teasingly) written out multiple times each.
Now that mine are adults “you’re out of the will” has replaced “when are you going to grow up and get a proper job” I used to say to them from about the age of 4 and up.
It is labeled as a "Strong Cyan", but the hex pallet contains a TINY bit more green than blue. I am not a color scientist(no idea if that is a thing), so I don't know how the red factors in.
My mother & I are often at odds over colors - sometimes it ends up going to using an app to decide (often we're both wrong). Never been threatened with being booted out of the will- the house a couple of time (not any more - it's my house now)
I regularly fight this fight with my own children and last year learned that there’s a lesser known form of color blindness that changes where blue and green meet - let me see if I can dig up the test. I am WAY different on the scale than my family
Even King Lear could have seen that it's a bluer-tinged version of aquamarine. You know, if aquamarine was a thing in Shakespeare's time. Or Tiffany Blue. Or women in plays.
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BTW, yippie ki yes it is!
She should respect the clearly superior eyesight of her ancestors!
Some people go so far as claim turquoise for green. And that’s actually allowed, too.
The threat of the other long suffering kid getting everything is what really sells it.
[child 2]: *thumbs up while continuing to stare at the Switch*
[child 1]: “Mom! When I called you childish and a pain in the ass, I said it affectionately!!!”
Me: “Too little, too late!”
(... or is this a Drazi thing?)
“Could you make a tea, sweetheart?”
Daughter, “have you lost the use of your legs, dad?”
“You’re out the will.”
Should grandpa outlive any first gen recipients, those kids will begin to feel the full pressure…
https://ismy.blue/
It is labeled as a "Strong Cyan", but the hex pallet contains a TINY bit more green than blue. I am not a color scientist(no idea if that is a thing), so I don't know how the red factors in.
So, you are both right?
https://www.nei.nih.gov/learn-about-eye-health/eye-conditions-and-diseases/color-blindness/types-color-vision-deficiency#:~:text=Tritanomaly%20makes%20it%20hard%20to,makes%20colors%20look%20less%20bright.
(And no, Tiffany Blue isn't green.)
(And yes, it was gold and white.)
But the two do blend. If an item is not in front of me, I may have difficulty remembering which color it is, green or blue.
There is Green, dark green, and light green. And Green Lantern.
There is red, dark red, light red, red (Little Corvette), and 99 red balloons...
I was quarterback of my HS Debate team.
Varsity Debate was my jam.
I-
I went full Miss Piggy on the little creep.
Just like Monet.
Also, color vision aberrations are often sex-linked and more common in men. (Speaking as a guy with a noticable blue-yellow deficiency).