I am occasionally asked how I've amassed followers on Bluesky when I clearly don't engage in a "follow to get followed" scheme, and here are my best answers:
1. I'm (mostly) an interesting follow;
2. I'm notable outside the service;
3. Early adopter;
4. BLOOD SACRIFICE TO THE DREAD BLUESKY GODS
1. I'm (mostly) an interesting follow;
2. I'm notable outside the service;
3. Early adopter;
4. BLOOD SACRIFICE TO THE DREAD BLUESKY GODS
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Anyway, it doesn't seem to have worked.
Actually, I’ll just play it safe and find a universal donor to sacrifice.
+burrito
Give it a shot: https://www.opencharacter.org
The people asking don’t like it because they can’t duplicate it or catch up.
And you, me, and our contemporaries don’t like it because it’s a reminder that we’re oooooold.
I forgot step 2.
*Sighs* I guess I need to stop being so lazy and get to it.
Flaka - God of Chaos Butterflies and Fractales
Alarum - Goddess of the Sky and throwing things in the air and whatever she wants she keeps
I would totally have more followers if I didn't express my hatred of humanity so much
Guess I should get started on that "being an interesting fellow" thing.
But being dyslexic I miss read dread as bread, and now ima loaf...
i have issues killing things, so i only sacrificed a mostly-dead mouse for my follow count.
just for the ball park numbers..
Awww man... I feel like I've wasted so much time now...
;)
And well, as an old man with cancer, Old Man's War is kind of OH MAN can I go?
That's one reason.
(I'm amassing followers too but I don't know why. My good looks, obviously...)
Speed Cleaning by Jeff Campbell
7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen Covey
Blood Sacrifice by John Scalzi's Cat
First week on Bluesky: Receiving follows with nothing but an introduction post
😂
While typing this, one of them is on the armchair arm watching me, making sure I'm typing exactly what she wants me to.
Save me, John!!
Also, I have several rubber balls on hand. 😅
Used to have a lot more leg scratches from the other cat climbing up my jeans, but new desk chair's arms get in the way so I pick them up.
Nazareth was truly right.
Love hurts. 🥰
I recommend Republicans. 😅
Thank you.
blue-esky
Bluski
blues-KY
or what?